Sketch 27 One Piece on Hiatus!
One Piece assistant 1 bursts into a room.
Another one piece assistant, So, what did Oda say?
Assistant 1: "... WE'RE ON HIATUS!"
Assistant 2: "... WHAT!"
Assistant 3: "FOR HOW LONG!"
Assistant 1: "Till at least July!"
Assistants: "WHAT!" "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!" "HIATUS!" "... Isn't that what the Hunter x Hunter guy does all the time?"
Assistant 1: "What are we gonna do for like 4 weeks?"
Assistant 4: "Man... how is the cast taking this?"
Everyone is partying their asses off.
Luffy: "WAHOOOO! A BREAK! FINALLY!"
People around Mihawk and Shanks as they drink: "CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG! YYYEEAAAHH!"
Nami and Zoro rolling around the floor making out.
Sanji: "I KNEW IT! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!... Ok, I'm over it, witch extra girls wanna sleep with me in hopes of landing a leading role when we get back!"
Hundreds of nameless and unaccredited girls flock around Sanji.
Eustass and Law sitting around drinking.
Law: "So... you get your script for when the hiatus is over?"
Eustass: "Yeah... it fucking sucks."
Law: "Why? Do you die?'
Eustass: "..."
Law: "Whoa... sorry man... I didn't"
Eustass: "AHAHAHAHAHAAA I'm just fucking with you man."
Law: "Hahaha, good one."
Pandaman runs around doing nothing really.
Usopp is drunk a naked.
Buggy is on the phone, "Listen Oda-san, just hear me out. "Buggy the Pirate" A spin off, come on, it will be HUGE! Way better than Straw Hat brats' show. I swear... eh... hello? ... helllo?"
"As the party continued several people died, one in particular... ODA SAN! OH NOOOO! Who will right One Piece! Then this blonde dude comes in and is all like "I'll do it." And he ruins it, we all die in the end and One Piece was really just ONE PIECE of gold... And THAT is what would happen if the show EVER went on Hiatus..."
Zoro looks at Luffy as the dream sequence ended.
Zoro: "... Are you serious?"
Luffy: "Oh, and turns out the guy who fucked it up was Naruto and all the One Piece fans put him on a stake and burn him... that's the only good part."
Zoro: "... What! That's not gonna happen if we go on Hiatus for a while."
Assistant 1 comes into the casting room. "Great news every one! One Piece will be on hiatus for a while and you can all take a rest!"
Zoro and Luffy look at each other, "!"
End Sketch
ONE PIECE GET OFF HIATUS SOON!