WARNING: It's about to get really gay and musically up in here, all Republicans and Homophobes X out now. (And NO! I'm NOT GAY! But I watch TV like everyone else so I think I have just enough experience watching stereo typical Hollywood glamorized gays to make this joke work... enjoy)
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"~ ~" = Singing
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Most of the One Piece cast just hanging around.
Luffy: "You know what... Bon Clay, we've been friends for a good while now right?"
Bon Clay: "Oui Mon Ami Luffy!"
Zoro: "Don't start that French crap! I took 2 years of it in high school an only passed because I threatened the teacher."
Sanji: "I passed because I slept with mine!"
Zoro: "Yeah no one cares about you and Mr. Paul."
Sanji: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT WAS A WOMAN!"
Luffy: "...Anyways... Tell us the truth Bon-chan... are you guy?"
Bon Clay looked at him seriously and took in a deep breath and a huge sigh (WARNING, again, very gay and musically up in this bitch soon, imagine the singing any way you like, most musicals have most of the same notes and styles anyways) "Luffy-chan, ~ It is hard... being a gaaaaaay,~ yes, yes it is."
"SO HARD THAT... ~You can no longer go to any normal place~ ~Hang out with others that are NOT gay~ And it sucks... and not in the good way! AHAHAAHAHAHA!"
A whole bunch of gays, lesbians, and Okama start dancing around in a giant musical number.
The crew watch in horror.
Zoro: "You just had to ask didn't you."
Luffy: "What... I was curious..."
Nami: "Next time DON'T SAY ANTHING!"
*PUCNH!*
Luffy: "OW!...ok..."
Lesbian Sanji: "OOOO!" (In love)
Gay Sanji: "AAAHH!" (In Fear)
Lesbian Sanji: "OOOO!"
Gay Sanji: "AAAHH!"
Lesbian Sanji: "OOOO!"
Gay Sanji: "AAAHH!"
Lesbian Sanji: "OOOO!"
Gay Sanji: "AAAHH!"
Bon Clay: "But you know what?... ~It's just butt sex. Everyone does it. It's just butt sex. I know for a fact and you can't deny it. You can get AIDS from any living being. Any other soul around you and any mother fucker you meet. So why are you so afraid? Why are you so afraid? It's just butt sex.~"
Random Lesbian: "Some time with dildos!"
Bon Clay: "~SO WHAT! (*Big jazz number with the whole row of (in this case) homosexuals doing that "one, two, kick" thing) IT'S JUST BUTT SEX! ANY ONE CAN DO IT! SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR MESSING WITH US FOR! DON'T GIVE ME THAT IMMORAL BULLSHIT! YOU DO BAD STUFF TO! LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE! BECAUSE ITS HARD! YEAH FUCKERS! ITS HARD... ITS HARD BEING A GAY!~"
And...Finish
Everyone was stunned and speechless.
Zoro turned to Luffy, "... Why the hell did we just get political?"
Luffy just shrugged.
Lesbian Sanji: "OOOO!"
Gay Sanji: "AAAHH!"
End Sketch