Sanji runs up to Luffy and Zoro, super happy.
"GUYS! GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT!... Ahem... Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there... WITH SUPER SEXY HOT CHICKS!"
Suddenly a bunch of sexy women of all kinds and professions appear.
"Oh my god... *sniff*... It's... It's like a dream... *sniff*..." Sanji was about to cry.
"Yeah," Zoro snorted, "A dream indeed... State Farm is there, with chicks Sanji can ACTUALLY score with..."
The sexy women disappeared and a bunch of ugly, semi-cute, and sort-of-hot fan girls appeared.
Random Fan Girl: "OH MY GOD! IT'S SANJI!"
Another Random Fan Girl: "SANJI I LOVE YOU!"
Another Random Fan Girl: "SANJI! REMEMBER ME! I WAS SANJI FAN GIRL #2 IN 'We Hate The Internet'! MARRY ME!"
Sanji's jaw dropped, "You... JACKASS!, Oh yeah! Two can play at that game! State Farm is there, with Women ZORO has a chance with!"
Then the fan girls disappeared and a whole bunch of Zoro fan girls AND extremely hot chicks appeared... one in particular... Nami.
"What?... I just left my house... how did I get here?..." She was very confused.
Sanji couldn't believe it, "Nami?...ah...ah...ah..."
Zoro just smirked, "I knew it..."
Luffy was shocked, "I... Can't believe it!"
They looked at him.
Sanji: "What do you care!"
Zoro: "You got a crush on Nami too?"
"What! NO! YOU GUYS CAN SOMMON ANYTHING LIKE DAMN YU-GI-OH CARDS AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME!"
"State Farm is there, WITH MEAT!"
Nami was about to say something when she and all the other women disappeared and a giant pile of meat appeared.
"AWSOME!" Luffy dove in leaving Sanji speechless. Zoro just shrugged and left.