Sketch 33 - "Another Bad Commercial"

Some Random Advertising Executive: "OH... MY... GOD! What the hell is wrong with you! A GIANT TUBE SOCK FOR THE SKITTLES COMERCIAL!"

He looks angrily at the writers of the HORRIBLE Skittles commercial... Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura.

Sakura: "Awwwww, I thought it was cute..."

Sasuke: "I wanted the Sock to kill itself at the end."

Executive: "Why does ALL your ideas end with suicide?"

Naruto: "What's wrong with the commercial?"

Executive: "It's stupid."

Sasuke: "I could have told you that."

Executive: "Suicide is stupid too! I mean, come ON! A GIANT TUBE SOCK! To shock a creepy old guy's mouth! That's the best you dumbasses could come up with for the Sour Skittles Commercial!"

Sakura: "...Ummm...yes?"

Executive: "... You're fired."

Sakura & Naruto: "WHAT!"

Sasuke: "I don't care... *sniff*..."

Executive: "You guys suck, no wonder the plot of your own show is dying so agonizingly slow with almost now bleak hopes of returning to something slightly ok. If you guys are the writers I'd be like Asuma and Jiriaya and BEG to be killed off before my cred dies along with the show."

Naruto fainted... ha, he fainted again. Sakura began to cry. Sasuke... jumped out the window of the 20 story building.

"Now I have to find new writers... Lets see..."

*BAM!*

Luffy kicked door down and he and Zoro and Sanji entered to room

Luffy: "What you need is US!"

Sanji: "We're awesome!"

Zoro: "Were better than Fainty, Bitch Tits, and Emo-to-the-Max you got there..."

Zoro noticed the broke window and that Sasuke was not their.

"Well... Dead Emo-to-the-Max."

Luffy: "Here's the thing-"

Sanji: "A bunch of sexy ladies are dancing on stripper poles!"

Zoro: "And Godzilla comes to kill them."

Sanji looks at Zoro angrily as Zoro smirks.

Luffy: "And the women scream 'Oh no, who will save us!'- "

Sanji: "And I come out-"

Zoro: "No he doesn't"

Sanji: "SHUT UP!"

Luffy: "Some random dude comes out and gives Godzilla a pack of Sour Skittles and Godzilla says-"

Zoro: "Hey, this is A THOUSAND times better than eating people, I LOVE Sour Skittles, they kick ass!"

Luffy: "And Godzilla leaves."

Sanji: "And I party with the women!"

Executive: "... You two are hired... not the blonde one though."

Sanji: "WHA!"

Luffy: "YES!"

Zoro: "Really? I thought that commercial was a bad idea, but whatever. Personally I like the sock thing, heh, "he's paying his rent"... best part of the commercial."