NO MAJOR FLAMING
DISCLAIMER-doesn't 'fanfiction' imply 'does not own' cause sadly i don't own either Inuyasha or Naruto.
"I WON!"
"NO I DID!"
"And thus the pointless fight ensues" Kagome muttered. She was slightly upset because for some reason Naruto wanted to sit next to Sasuke, which meant he wanted her to be within ten feet as the emo-boy. Simply put she did not like him much. Of course Kouba and Hisaki didn't much care for him either, mainly because of her dislike of him. They now sat on her shoulders glaring at Sasuke
"Sasuke!" called pink Barbie. Kagome looked in front of her to see said Barbie pulling Naruto out of his seat next to duck-ass. "Can I sit next to yo-" she stopped as a vine rapped around her foot and started to dangle her upside down. She gained a lot of abilities from the blood bond. She had the control over plants and fire as all Kitsunes did. She simply preferred plants, which she could talk to as could any Kitsune. She also had a poisonous energy whip like Sesshoumaru but hers was Violet due to her shadow heritage, which also gave her the ability to speak to shadows. She was very proficient at Genjutsu as all foxes can naturally conjure illusions.
"Pinkie, Naruto was sitting there so no you may not." She said getting back to the situation. Everyone turned to see the vine came from Kagome's hand.
"HEY PUT BILLBOARD BROW DOWN YOU FREAK!" screeched the other Barbie. The vine split and soon she was also upside down.
"Do not screech again or you might loose you voice…" Kagome said in a menacing tone that clearly said the screeching would not be the direct cause of their voice lose. Due to her Aniki's training she had became slightly sadistic. Iruka stepped into the room as the vine dropped the Barbies.
"Okay class sit down." Every one turned towards Iruka. "I will announce the teams of three, due to numbers there will be one team of four. The teams were decided based on ranking and ability. There will be no change in teams."
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"Team Seven is Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke and Youko-Taisho Kagome." At this point Naruto looked a little down and Sakura looked like she wanted to die. Now Kagome was glaring daggers at the girl she thought of as an 'annoying and useless fan-girl.' Of course she would not say anything since Naruto had his childish crush on her.
"Iruka-sensei, Why was a great Shinobi like me put on a team with a teme like Sasuke?" Naruto called out standing up.
"Yea and why was a superior Kunoichi like me put on the same team as a freak like Kagome?" Sakura screeched who also stood.
"Sakura, what did I say about screeching?" Kagome icily whispered. Sakura whimpered and slowly sat back down.
"Naruto, Sakura, we had to put the dead last with the top of the class. It evens out the scores. You two had the lowest while Sasuke and Kagome had the highest."
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"HE'S LATE!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto…" Kagome said
"Oh…sorry Kagome …heh" Naruto laughed nervously and walked over to look out the door.
"Naruto, sit down." Sakura told him.
"That won't work Pinkie." Kagome sighed fingering a black rose with Kouba and Hisaki looking at her.
"Heh. I know what I'll do." Naruto mumbled as he put an eraser in the door.
"He won't fall for that Naruto!" Sakura Screeched. About a minute later she was proven wrong as the door opened and the eraser fell on a man with spiky silver hair.
"My first impression, You're a bunch of idiots." He said "Meet me on the roof." And he poofed out of the room.
Naruto turned to tell Kagome but only saw a swirl of black rose petals. Naruto shrugged and headed to the roof in front of the others. When he reached the roof he saw their Jounin sensei leaning against the railing, reading an orange book and Kagome looking at her black rose in boredom with Hisaki and Kouba on either side of her. Naruto sat on her right with Kouba. Sasuke went to her left next to Hisaki. Sakura sat on Sasuke's other side.
"Okay, lets introduce our selves." Their sensei said
"What are we suppose to say sensei?" Sakura asked
"Your likes…dislikes…dreams…hobbies that kind of stuff." Their sensei told them.
"Why don't you go first to show us." Naruto said
"I'm Hatake Kakashi. Likes and dislikes, I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams… I have lots of hobbies." Kakashi said.
'So we basically learned his name…' they thought.
" Your turn, starting with you on the right." Kakashi said
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto, I like instant Raman. I especially like the Raman Iruka-sensei buys me. I also like hanging out with my best friend and partner in crime Kagome. I hate the three minutes you have to wait after pouring the water in the Raman cup. My hobby is comparing different types of Raman, and my dream is to be the greatest Hokage!" Naruto called out the last part.
Kakashi sweat dropped and looked at Sakura "Next is you"
"I'm Haruno Sakura. What I like…I mean who I like is…" Sakura looks at Sasuke and blushes. "My hobby is…" Sakura starts giggling
'Stalking duck-ass' Kagome added in her head
"My dream is…" more giggling
"And, what do you hate?" Kakashi asked
"Naruto and Kagome!" Sakura screeched. At this Naruto looked hurt while Kagome turned to Sakura.
"Sakura, if you keep screeching like that you'll lose your voice." She said in a far to sweet tone.
"Okay…next is…" Kakashi started
"Duck-ass why don't you go?" Kagome asked looking at Sasuke. Sasuke glared at her but started anyway.
"My name…is Uchiha Sasuke. I hate a lot of things, and I don't really like anything. I will not call it a dream because it will be reality. I will restore my clan and destroy a certain someone." For about a minute everyone was silent.
"Okay…last one." Kakashi said looking at Kagome.
"Che, I am Youko-Taisho Kagome. The silver fox is Kouba. The red fox is Hisaki. I like what I like, plane and simple. I hate annoying, useless fan-girls, those who refuse to get over the past, and people who blame others for some thing they couldn't have done. My hobbies are training and figuring out different ways to convince or trick Naruto to train. My dream is to make the people start respecting Naruto and me and get them to realize we have yet to do any harm to them." Kagome said in a neutral voice
'So I have a Raman obsessed boy, a boy obsessed girl, a revenge obsessed boy and a girl…I don't know what to call her… great…" Kakashi thought. "Meet me at training ground seven at five. I have a survival exercise for you." Kakashi said as he turned to leave "oh and you might not want to eat breakfast or you'll puke" then he left.
"Naru, meet me at the Youko-Taisho training grounds." Kagome said before she and her foxes disappeared in a swirl of black rose petals. Naruto sighed and walked to the roof door. He was in for hell…
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The sun wasn't even up when the four of them got to training ground seven. Kagome looked around seeing their sensei wasn't there then jumped into the branches of a nearby tree and started to doze off. Naruto agreed with her plan and sat at the base of the tree and was out like a light.
"What are you doing?" Sakura shouted
"Taking a nap, wake us up at a reasonable time." Kagome growled.
Soon it was 9 and Kagome was up but still in the tree. Naruto was just waking up when Kagome had an idea.
"Naruto the faster you wake up the faster you'll get the Raman Flavored breakfast bars I brought." She said. That got Naruto up. When he was standing under her she tossed him two Raman bars and to two dark chocolate strawberry bars out for herself. She even had food for Hisaki and Kouba who had arrived half and hour ago.
"Sensei said not to eat!" Sakura yelled.
"No, he suggested we don't but I don't feel like accepting that suggestion." Kagome told her then turned to Naruto. "Naru, Hide the rappers before he gets here." Naruto nodded then scarified down the breakfast bars. Kagome also ate quickly and they were done in 5 minutes.
At 10 Kakashi finally showed asking if everyone was ready.
"Hey you're late!" Naruto and Sakura called out.
"Well a black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way." He replied
"That's a lie sensei, I can smell it." Kagome said. "You need to lie better if you're going to lie to me."
"Ah hem…lets get started." Kakashi said as he walked over to the three stumps. There was an alarm clock, which he set. "It's set for noon." The he turned to the Genin and took out three bells. "The assignment is simple, get the bells. Whoever does not get a bell is tied to a stump while I and possibly you teammates eat in front of you. They also get shipped back to the academy."
'So that's why he told us not to eat.' They thought. Kagome smirked very glad she didn't listen. At her look Kakashi's visible eye narrowed.
"Wait sensei why is there only three bells and four of us?" Sakura asked.
"Ah…that way at least one of you will be tied to a post and go back to the academy." Kakashi said. Kagome's smirk grew. "You can use any weapons including shuriken. If you aren't prepared to kill you won't get the bells."
"But sensei those weapons are to dangerous, you could get hurt." Sakura whined. Suddenly Kagome started laughing.
"He is a Jounin, you are Genin. You won't touch him." Kagome said between laughs.
"But Kagome he couldn't dodge the eraser…" Naruto trailed off.
"Class clowns are easy to ignore." Kakashi jump in. "usually the weakest links, lowest scores, losers." That got Naruto mad but Kakashi ignored him and continued. "When I say start you can begin." At that point Naruto charged kunai in hand. However Kakashi appeared behind him and twisted Naruto's arm so the kunai pointed at the back of his neck.
"Don't be in such a rush, I didn't say start yet." Kakashi said.
"Sensei, let him go or I'll let them bite off your legs." Kagome's cold voice said. Then Kakashi realized that what looked to be giant versions of her fox kits with either black fire or black sakura swirling around their paws and tails had his legs in their jaws.
'How did I not notice that?' He thought as Kagome walked up to him and grabbed Naruto's collar dragging him back to the others. Once Naruto was next to the others the foxes let go of him and went back to Kagome who put Naruto on the red one and got on the silver one herself. The foxes looked at her and she nodded. They nodded in response.
"Heh…you both came at me fully prepared to kill me so…I'm actually starting to like you. Ready, start!" he called and the two foxes took to the skies and flew into the forest as Sasuke and Sakura ran to hide in the trees. "They're hiding them selves well." Kakashi mumbled