AN: Sorry for the delay in posting. Work, life and drama interfered. I was trying to finish something for a mini Round of Kink (which I didn't finish in time, but at least new story will be posted soon)

Derek paused outside of the office door, took a deep breath and knocked.

"Come in!" he heard.

He walked into the office and smiled at the cheerful blonde sitting there.

"What can I do for you, Derek?" JJ asked.

Derek sat down, shifted in his chair and looked around the room. "So, how are you?"

JJ raised an eyebrow at Derek. "Busy," she replied. "What's up?"

"Um, I kinda need to ask you a personal question," He said nervously.

"Okay," JJ said, "Fire away."

"A really personal question," Derek said.

JJ put down the file that she had been perusing and leaned forward. "Now I am intrigued."

"Okay," Derek took a deep breath. "I'm only asking this for the sake of my marriage and the happiness of my wife." He paused, for so long that JJ got a little impatient.

"Morgan!" she snapped. "I have talked to you guys about everything from breast feeding to diaper changing to schools to juggling work and this job. What else is there!"

"Okay, okay," Derek ran his hand over his head. "What about . . . sex?"

JJ hooted. "Derek, my sex life is just fine, thank you very much. I mean, Will and I haven't been as . . . active since Henry was born, but we do all right."

"What about before he was born?" He questioned

JJ grinned wickedly. "How do you think that he got here?"

"No, I meant . . . after that."

JJ looked at him quizzically. "Morgan, if you're not asking about now, and you're not asking about befo- oh. Oh!" JJ started laughing.

"JJ!" Derek exclaimed. "Stop laughing and help me!"

"Oh, it all becomes so very clear!" JJ chortled.

"What is clear, JJ!" Derek pleaded.

JJ lifted her head from where she'd put it down on the desk, and there were tears brimming in her eyes from her laughter.

"Okay," she gasped. "Okay."

Derek glared at her. She giggled again. She took a deep breath. She clasped her hands on top of the desk and tried to look solemn.

"Derek, I think that you have a serious problem here. Having spoken to your wife, you have not been a good husband."

"Damn it, JJ, stop screwing around!" Derek frowned.

"Oh, no, Derek, you need to START screwing around." JJ began to giggle again.

"JJ, please be serious!" Derek said exasperatedly.

JJ smiled softly at Derek. "I am, sweetie. You need to take care of your wife."

Derek looked down at his hands. "So, it's okay? I won't hurt her?"

"Oh, Derek!" JJ said fondly. "Not only will you not hurt her, she really misses you. God, when I was pregnant, Will was lucky that I wasn't jumping him three times a day."

Derek looked up in surprise. "Really? You really wanted to have sex when you were pregnant?"

"God, yes!" JJ said. "It's a good thing that I couldn't get pregnant again, because I damn sure would have."

Derek looked thoughtful. "I read all of these articles about how pregnant women feel big and unattractive and don't want to be touched. So, I just kept telling Pen how beautiful she is and trying not to touch her."

JJ smiled, "Well, sometimes I felt that way, but when the hormones were kicking in, I didn't give a damn." She looked around her office and said, "If these walls could talk." She looked at Derek and waggled her eyebrows. "Or that chair."

Derek leapt up, looked down at where he'd been sitting and said "Oh, gross, JJ!"

"Just kidding!" She laughed. "Seriously, Derek, you need to talk to your wife. Your actions are speaking louder than words. You might be telling her how beautiful she is, but she doesn't feel it. I know that you mean it, we can all see you watching her every move and the look in your eyes when she walks into a room, but if you won't touch her, she doesn't know."

"Thanks, JJ," Derek said. "This means a lot." He glanced at the clock and saw that it was almost five o'clock. "I'm going to take my wife home." He smiled. "We might be late tomorrow."

JJ shook her head and laughed as he walked out of her office. "Go get 'em, tiger!" she called after him.

AN2: Sorry for the fakeout, I know that you were looking for Derek to go to Garcia, but I wanted him to talk to JJ. Soon, I promise!