Chapter 9-
Edward's point of view
I stared at the mirror that reflected a person with an expression of horror.
The person had bright green eyes with anger that could kill if you took one glance and got lost. It could bury into your soul and could leave you soulless. The angular features was of a male but the reflection in the mirror was definitely not. The long eyelashes that grew curled up and was thick with mascara. Red mascara made the green eyes more pronounce and the blood red lipstick made the frowning lips plump. The skin was of a tan colour and but as you look to the cheek bones, a blushing red tinge colour could be seen a mile away.
Yellow locks and curls of hair rolled onto the person's shoulders and the bangs were combed to the side. The hair was held up by a red and white polka dotted head band. Long, gold diamonded earrings dangled from both ears as a crystal pendant worth millions hung from the neck.
The person wore a red silk blouse that hung low and revealed part of the person's cleavage. It was accompanied with black dress pants and black shoes that had 3 inch heels. The red painted fingernails were at least half an inch long and were as sharp as a razor.
I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Alice. I thought as I stared at the reflection of myself. It was currently Halloween and my family thought it would be funny to cross dress. Obviously I didn't think it was funny. Alice even made me where face breasts to make it, and I quote " more 'realistic'." She even made me wax all hair on my legs and chest. It was the most painful process I have ever been though.
Luckily I am not a women and I only needed to do this for today, but deep down inside I hope that my waxed hair would grow back. If not soon then later. What is a man with waxed legs? Well, I'll tell you, a man with Alice as a sibling.
"Alice," I growled as I descended the stairs to the living room where my siblings sat waiting for the guests and me to arrive.
"OH EM GEEEEEEEE! EDNA!! You like look so like PRETTY!!" Emmett or Emily screamed in a girly high-pitched valley girl voice as he ran towards me in his pink heels and locked me in a bear hug. Once he set me down, I proceeded to kick him where it count but he just ran away screaming "Edna was trying to sexually harass me!!"
I rolled my eyes and examined everyone else's costumes.
Alice or Allen wore a black snow cap and surprisingly no make up. I have never seen her with no make up before and it was funny to see her with out any now. Anyway, she wore a large white T-shirt that reached her knees and black baggy, baggy jeans that she pulled up every once in a while.
Rosalie or Ross also wore no make up and a midnight blue baseball cap twisted so the front was in the back with her hair tucked inside. She wore huge grey sweatshirt and huge black sweatpants.
Jasper or Jaslene wore a blond wig that was straight and reached his waist and a yellow, off the shoulder dress that reached his knees. By the look of his legs, he also had to get it waxed. His dress was accompanied with black stilettos.
Emmett or as you know Emily wore a bright hot pink, short sleeved blouse with white short shorts and trust me, they were short. So short that I wanted to throw up as I soon as I saw them. Luckily, his legs were wax or else I would've collapse right there. And like I said before, he wore pink high heels.
"The guests should be arriving soon, or, now" Alice said, imitating a male voice at the same time the door bell rung. I went to open the door and invited the person in.
The person looked to be a male but was short and small, framed like a female. Like Alice, he wore a snow cap but along with it wore thick black rimmed glasses. He wore a big sweatshirt like Rosalie but coloured white and black cargo shorts that went past his knees and like Alice, he kept pulling it up every once in a while.
"Um, hello…" the person said in a shy melodic female voice that was clearly a female's and sounded familiar but then trailed off, coughed and then started again.
"Hello," the person said in a different, gruff voice and I knew it was Bella, because then, the person started blushing.
"Bella?" I asked, not trying to disguise my voice.
"Um, I think you have the wrong person," she started panicking. "I'm Isaac."
Sorry if I haven't updated for a long time, I was on a writer's block that hopefully is over. Thank you so much for reading and reviewing!! I have over a hundred reviews!! I love you all. Come here so I can give you a hug! If you don't want a hug then alright sniff sniff. Anyway, I hope you like this chapter. I feel so sorry for Edward or Edna. Lol. Anyway, I have to go eat lunch now since my stomach is scolding me for not eating. Well, good bye for now, I am hoping to update soon.