Chapter 10-
Bella's point of view
I sat on a tall stool sipping a margarita as I swung my legs back and forth. Okay, I was dressed as a guy but I can't help it if I'm a girl. Well of course I'm a girl. I sighed as I looked around the large home that belonged to the Cullen's.
It was crowded with all kinds of people dressed in all kinds of costumes. Cheerleaders with super short skirts or nerd boys dressed in their favourite comic characters. Young girls dressed as anime characters to overweight men dressed as a fly. Which was a delightful sight I must say. accidentally chokes and coughs like a mad man drunk on new years eve
I turned my gaze in search of something less painful to look at when I noticed a beautiful woman walking up to me. Well, she would've been beautiful if she was a she and not the Edward Cullen dressed in women's clothing with waxed eyebrows that looked a little on the creepy side with a blonde wig. However, I have to admit that having blonde hair suits him nicely, though I will never admit that to him out loud. It would fuel his already raging fire of an ego. A compliment to Edward Cullen would be like a cigarette for a cigarette addict that was deprived of cigarette for too long. And trust me, it has the same side effects.
Edward, or should I say Edna, smiled his beautiful smile that could even make the stiff knees of robots swoon. My heart reacted erratically and I forced a nervous smile to form from my lips. He was only a few feet away from me when he was stopped by a male dressed as superman and luckily it was in hearing distance.
"Ey bebee, ya need rescuin from tis jshunk?" he asked, slurring his words, a clear indication that he was drunk. I saw Edward grimace and wrinkle his nose, causing me to erupt in quiet giggles.
"Uh, sorry dude, but I'm not like that," he said calmly in his masculine velvety voice instead of a high-pitched female voice. Superman's eyes widened and his mouth hung agape as his mind slowly process the thought of Edna being a guy and him just hitting on said guy. I couldn't help it and clutched my stomach in hope of stopping the pain that accompanied with my maniac laughing fit.
"Uh, K-kay," Superman stuttered, turning and hastily walked away. Before he disappeared into the crowd, he took one look back, shook his head in disbelief and then practically ran away.
"Edward, you broke his heart and his chance of getting laid," I teased as Edward approached me. Oh come on, I couldn't help it. It was too funny.
Hello, I'm sorry if I haven't updated for a long time. I am just getting bored of writing the same story. So, if you have a plot that would like to read from me, then I would like to hear it. No worries though, I will still update this story. Ooh, and I made an account on Gaiaonline. com. My usernames hugs4dadreamers so if you have a Gaia account and want to talk to me or add me, then please do. I am so bored on there.
Anyway, I also have an original story that I think I will post on my fictionpress account. Her's the summary.
Sigh. I'm stuck on an uncharted island with a nerdy genious boy that won't shutup, two snobby preppy girls who are as shallow as a shallow stream. One bulky, huge gym trainer that claims he's straight but I think otherwise. And two boring old people that are obciously going through metaphas even though one of them is male. It can't get any worse. oh hey look, a mysterious, gorgeous guy that I've never me tbefore is walking down the beach twoards us. I wonder if he's real. Let's go poke him and see how he reacts.
I'll tell you when I do post it. Anyway, thank you for reading. Bye bye for now.