I'm baaackkk! Hello my friendly readers! Second Chapter!

Bai Bai: Yay I'm in da story!

Me: Not for long

Bai Bai: Why nooooootttt?

Me: Cuz you say mean things about my story

Bai Bai: I'm just being honest

Mandorz: No your being a meanie face

Bai Bai: Am not!

Mandorz: Are too!

Me: I need therapy

Anyway enjoy the story!

Disclaimer: If owned it, I'd use the money for therapy

Bai Bai and Mandorz: Damn straight!

Me: Sigh.

Chapter Two from MY P.O.V

Mori's world was slowly spiraling out of control. His true love Honi(who else?) was a stripper and his best friend Haruhi turned out to be a lesbian!(A.N. Me: Take that Bai Bai! Bai Bai: You suck!)

Haruhi: I just don't find guys appealing. So I hooked up with one of the Lobelia chicks instead. She said she'd move here to Ouran.

Mori:…..Ew.

Haruhi: Go suck a-(Don't finish that sentence Hauhi!)

Mori:*GLARE*

Haruhi:*runs screaming*

And in comes the stripper of the hour-Honi!

Honi: Hey, Takashi.

Mori:…

Honi: Look, I can explain-

Mori: There's nothing to explain. You're a whore, let's leave it at that.

Honi's eyes glistened with tears. He had hoped, prayed that his Mori would understand. Mori felt his heart break in two as he watched poor little Honi run away crying. He felt so guilty. He ran after Honi looking for him.

Meanwhile, in Renge's basement

Renge:Soo, you want to steal my position as school's stalker, hmm?

Kyouya: Mmmmphhh!

Kyouya was tied to a chair while being interrogated by Renge. She held a carebear and looked at Kyouya threateningly.

Renge: I'm sorry, Kyouya, there's no way of handling this differently, goodbye.

And with that she beat him to death with a care bear(A.N. the care bear had lead and spike in it. Curse you toy factories!)

The next week, back at school

Hauhi sat in her new lover Sonya's lap.

Sonya: Hey Haruhi?

Haruhi: yeah?

Sonya: Why are there no black people here?

Haruhi sat upright.

Haruhi: What?

Sonya: it's just, I never see any(A.N. Has anyone noticed that from the show? Japan's totally racist!

I know! I'll make Sonya black! Yay!)

Haruhi: Well, your black. (Told ya I would do it.)

Sonya: Ya, but I'm like the only one.

Haruhi: hmmm, I know! Let's make the school interracial!

Haruhi and Sonya: Yay!

In the abandoned music room

Honi quietly walked in, looking around to make sure that no one was there. Sighing with relief he closed the door, locked it, and began to cry. Mori had hurt him really badly. So he decided to make new friends. Even though he succeeded, Eddy, Joseph, Nicolette, Gary, and Bunifah could never fill the void that Mori made. Oustide the music room, Mori sat in a bathroom stall, ready to end his life. Most of the Host Club was busy with relationships(KyouTama, HikaKaoru, HaruSonya) and he had no other friends to go to. He even tried hanging out with his guests from the host club, but they weren't interested unless Honi was there. And he saw the group Honi was with. The guys eyed him hungrily while the only other black chick(besides Sonya) Bunifah was only there so she could whatever she wanted. Plus the group liked her Ghetto charm. Mori was all alone in the world. So he decided, he would either win Honi back, or he would kill himself.

Soo? What did you think? Lol I chose Bunifah and Sonya as OC's because I call my cousin Sonya and All my friends and their mamma's, and im not even kidding about that one, call me bunifah. Or Aunt PUSS PUSS.

Bunifah: Ghetto charm? So because I'm BLACK you automatically think I'm ghetto?

Me: Quiet Bunifah Aunt PUSS PUSS is going to therapy

Bunifah Mandorz and Bai Bai: NO!

Me: AHHHH!

Wow. Only I could get tackled by the voices in my head

Voices: Damn straight!

Me: Sigh.

So comment and review.

And vote!

Should Honi:

A.) stay with his group

B.) go back to Mori

C.) Leave the Host club permanently and go to Mexico?

Vote now, DANGIT!