Quick A/N: Hiiiii guys c: So, I'm supposed to be reading a "classic" book called My Antonia, but that got boring so I'm going to write another chapter. At this point in time you will begin to realize that I kind of have a weird writing style. At least, that's what everyone tells me. Sorry if its annoying, but I hope you enjoy it!

Ciel Phantomhive's extremely handsome butler Sebastian was helping the gardener Finny learn the proper use of a hedge trimmer when he heard a surprisingly loud and fast paced knocking on the front door. He knew exactly who it was, and began to walk to the door with a heavy sigh.

Upon entering the front room, Sebastian saw his young master slowly trudging down the large stairway. He looked as though he was worn out. Sebastian let out a small chuckle before opening the door for the excited young man.

"Greetings, Sir Trancy" Spoke the Butler.

"Hello, Sebastian!" Came the happy reply.

Ciel braced himself for impact.

Alois Trancy leaped into the room, while the stoic butler behind him stayed at the door. The blonde eagerly headed straight for Ciel. He embraced his friend tightly, which Ciel, of course, wasn't fond of. The young master hated being touched, and therefore did not return the hug. Alois, however, loved hugs and took his sweet time releasing his friend.

"Hello, Alois" Ciel said after he was let go. "How are you today?" Alois grinned at the friendly greeting and replied quickly, "Hello Ciel. To be honest, I'm quite bored. My servants are kind of boring, you know?" Claude, standing just inside the room now, frowned at this statement, but quickly regained his stone-like composure. Sebastian began leading him to the kitchen, to do god only knows what.

"So, maybe we should find something really fun to do?" Alois said, looking down at Ciel. The blue haired boy nodded in agreement. Alois began to walk around Ciel, thinking of ideas.

"Do you wanna…Play cards?"

"Not really."

"Do you wanna harass Finnian?"

"No."

"Do you wanna make cupcakes?"

"No, that's stupid."

"Do you wanna go to Lizzy's house and play dress up?"

"What the hell, Alois? You're like 16. And I'm 14. Why would we do that?"

"So…no, then?"

"Yes, no."

"Yes?"

"No"

"Are you sure?"

"Think of something else, Alois!"

Alois stood for a moment, thinking, and then giggled loudly.

"You wanna fuck me?"

This time, Ciel answered by rolling his eyes, but said nothing.

Alois took this as a yes.

"Oh, Ciel!" Alois said, leaping into his friend's very shocked arms, "I had no idea you felt this way!" Ciel fell over, probably from having someone half a foot taller than him jump into his arms. Trying to get up, but failing, Ciel replied "What the hell are talking about Alois? I can't move, get off of me."

Alois looked up at his friend, his arms still latched around his neck.

"No." A surprised expression was placed delicately on his pale face. "Ciel, you're not very good at this. It's not at all romantic to tell your lover to get off of them." Ciel looked surprised, mortified, and excited all at the same time. "WHAT? Since when did you become my lover?" Alois blinked, "Didn't you just agree to fucking me? Fucking means having sex, Ciel. I know you're kind of sheltered but seriously, most boys our age know that." Ciel stared at his friend, still very confused.

Alois adjusted himself, wiggling around on top of Ciel. "You're not very comfortable, Ciel…too boney." Then he giggled "That would have been really funny if you had an erection. Get one, and then I'll make the joke. Hurry before I forget! Hurry!" He said, jumping up and down on Ciel's lap, whose face was alarmingly red by now. "Alois. Shut up. I never agreed to that, you idiot."

"Yes, you did! I was all 'You wanna fuck me?' And you didn't say anything, and usually that means yes."

"No it doesn't! And, I rolled my eyes! That means no!"

"Does it?" Alois said, curling into Ciel's chest, almost purring. Ciel rolled his eyes once more and with a little grunt, he detached Alois from him and shoved him away. He then stood up and dusted himself off, even though there was no dust on him. Alois stayed sitting on the floor.

"Alois, why on earth would I even consider agreeing to that?" Alois pouted at the question. "Well, gosh, Ciel that kind of hurt my feelings." His pout transformed into a full out frown, and he stood up quietly. "I didn't realize I was so unappealing…" Crossing his arms, he dramatically wiped his eyes of non-existent tears, his head hanging low. As he had learned from the many times Ciel had accidentally brought Lizzy to tears, his best friend gained quick sympathy for anyone who cried because of him.

"Oh…Did I really offend you that much, Alois?" Alois nodded silently and turned around, facing the door.

Ciel sighed. He knew there was only one way to repair Alois' ego.

"Alois…" He said, slowly walking towards his friend. "You're not unappealing…You've got such nice hair, and big eyes, and…and those really….small shorts…" Ciel mumbled out. He had no idea this would be so difficult. "Really?" Alois said, still facing the door. "Y…Yeah." Ciel said, swallowing as he lifted his arms. He slowly began to embrace his friend, his eyes tightly shut. A dark smirk played across the other's face.

"CIEL!" Alois said, ripping away from his best friend. "I am surprised at you!" He yelled, hands placed girlishly on his hips.

Ciel stared at him, stunned.

"Are you trying to butt fuck me, Ciel? What ON EARTH makes you think that I would even consider agreeing to that?" Alois stood there, tapping his foot and holding in a smile.

"I was just…I…but you…" Ciel stuttered words out, trying to make sense out of Alois' shenanigans.

Alois couldn't take it anymore. He exploded with laughter, holding his side for a moment. He then ran past a still confused Ciel and proceeded to sprint up the stairway, still laughing. In fact, he laughed all the way into Ciel's unusually big office.

Ciel Phantomhive had finally figured out what was happening. Alois was attempting to play one of his messed up games with him. A sigh escaped his lips as he turned around and began walking towards the stairs. He was still hearing Alois' laughter.

Ciel's head began to ache. He wasn't sure if this was from the thought of climbing all the way back up the stairs, or from the thought of butt fucking Alois Trancy.

:3 SO? How was it? Too random? Too short? I wanna know.

Sorry about the random almost yaoi xD I couldn't help it, they're too cute.

Also, sorry about not using they're actual ages.

I just couldn't imagine writing pre-pubescent boys acting the way I wanted them too, so I bumped up the age a little bit.

I PROMISE to write longer chapters more, but I really have to get back to my homework nowwww. have a good labor day!