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Hey peoples! Here's the 7th chapter: Part 1: Crushes and Nosebleeds. By the way Anog, Isaac is paired with Beth. Also, LillieAna is paired with Harold. Enjoy!
"Welcome back to Total Drama Crazy! Last time, the original campers arrived and the new campers were paired with their opposite original camper. Watch the torture begin on Total! Drama! Crazy!" Chris says excitedly.
~ Kayla and Noah ~
"So what do you do in your spare time?" Kayla asks.
"I just read," Noah replied. "How about you?"
"I do a lot of things. I play basketball and softball and I throw shot put in track. I also read, write, listen to music, play the computer, watch TV, and play my Nintendo Wii." Kaya replies.
"Is that it?" Noah asks sarcastically.
"Yes. Yes it is." Kayla replies through her fake smile.
Kayla: I'll never survive.
~ Mozart and Ezekiel ~
"So what do you think about those girls, eh?" Ezekiel asks.
"They're okay." Mozart replies.
"Okay? They all look stupid, eh," Ezekiel says. "And that Damion dude! He looks gay, eh!"
Mozart: Five minutes with the guy and I've had enough!
Mozart takes a swing at Ezekiel and hits him right in the nose. While Ezekiel tends to his nose, a beeping noise is heard. Ezekiel takes out a new red phone."Hello?" He asks into the phone. "It's for you, eh." Ezekiel tells Mozart as he hands him the phone.
"Hello?" Mozart asks.
"Mo, you are out!" Chris's voice says.
"Out?" Mozart says. "What are you talking about?"
"This really was a challenge to see who could tolerate the camper they were paired with the longest. So you're out. Come to my trailer. By the way, nice punch to the face." Chris says and the line goes dead.
Mozart walks to the trailer and goes into a room with several monitors on the wall. Chris is in a chair facing the monitors. He swivels around to see Mozart. "As the reward for being out, you get to watch the other campers be tortured."Chris says.
Mozart shrugs and pulls up a chair to sit down and watch.
~ Evelyn and Katie ~
"EEEEEEEE!" Katie squeals.
Evelyn: I'm going to be deaf by the time the day ends.
"What is it now?" Evelyn asks annoyed.
Katie has been squealing over every little thing she's seen. A bug, a bird, she even thought a tree root was a poisonous snake
"There's a snake!" Katie screams.
"Are you sure it's not a tree root this time." Evelyn asks.
"Positive. I know for a fact that tree roots don't have eyes, or a tongue, or hiss.
A series of hissing sounds are heard. Evelyn slowly turns around and sees a snake circling her feet. Her eyes go wide.
~ Gabriel and Izzy ~
"Hey look there's a weird looking tree! That reminds of the time my grandpa and I went on this camping trip and we saw this weird tree and he took a picture! But then a hawk came and took the picture. We were like so shocked." Izzy says excitedly.
"Ah. That's interesting," Gabriel says. "Izzy, do you go to church?"
"Sometimes. Oh, this reminds me of the time my friend told me told about her sister's boyfriend's mom's husband's co-worker's niece put a stink bomb during her sister's wedding. Right before she said "I do" BOOM! The stink bombs go off! Hahaha! That was so funny!" Izzy said.
"Why do you believe at laughing other people's misfortunes! And that girl should go to hell!" Gabriel shouted.
"You did not just say that about my friend's cousin's boyfriend's mom's husband's co-worker's niece!" Izzy snapped.
Izzy takes out a new red phone and dials a number. "Hey Chris? I can't work with this dude anymore! He's getting on my last nerve!"
"Well, you're getting on mine!" Gabriel shouts.
Izzy stays silent for a few seconds. "Okay, bye!" Izzy says into the phone and then hangs up.
"Chris says to go to his trailer." Izzy tells Gabriel.
Gabriel: If I get kicked off for this, Chris should go to hell!
He walks into the trailer. Chris turns around in the chair. "Gabriel, this was a challenge to see who could tolerate their opposite the longest and you lost. Come sit down with Mozart and watch the other campers." Chris says.
Gabriel sits down and watches.
~ Simona and Lindsay ~
"So Sandra, how do you like the camp so far?" Lindsay asks.
Simona: That's the fifth time she's done that to me in the past ten minutes.
"It's okay. I guess." Simona replies.
"Do you like anyone?" Lindsay asks again.
"No. I have a guy back home." Simona answers.
"Oh, okay Sandra." Lindsay replies.
"Listen Lindsay. My name is Simona. Not Sandra. Simona.
"Oh. Simona's a pretty name," Lindsay says. "It's really unique. Mine is a plain name. I mean, do you know how many people are named Lindsay. And that Lindsay Lohan girl! She makes people think all the girls named Lindsay do drugs and drink and drive!" Lindsay says.
Simona: I never realized Lindsay was so insecure about herself.
"I didn't know you felt that way," Simona says. "Here, why don't you tell me about your life?" Simona says, ready to listen.
~Edward and Owen~
"So, did you bring any food?" Owen asks.
"No, I didn't bring any o that repulsive garbage Chef Hatchett calls food." Edward answers.
"Oh. Okay." Owen replies.
Edward: I swear, all this guy ever talks about is food.
"So, why'd you join Total Drama Crazy?" Owen asks.
"It wasn't on my own free will," Edward explains. "I was forced to so I could get "fresh air"."
"Oh, that must suck. Hey that's why Ezekiel joined the show. You're not sexist, are you?" Owen says.
"No! I treat women with respect!" Edward replies.
"Okay, good. Ezekiel is annoying." Owen says.
"You're annoying." Edward mumbles, but Owen can't hear him.
~ Odette and Sadie ~
"Oh my gosh! Justin is so cute! Don't you think so? Oh wait, you're a guy." Sadie says.
Odette: You can tell I haven't told her I'm a girl.
"Justin isn't cute. You'd think you'd figure out he's evil after he manipulated you and Katie." Odette replies.
"Justin would never do that!" Sadie says, shocked.
"Uh, yeah. He would. Did you not see how he treated Lindsay and Beth in TDA?" Odette asks.
"He didn't mean to hypnotize them with his good looks!" Sadie defends.
"I bet." Odette replies.
"You don't understand! You're not a girl, so you don't fall for him!" Sadie says.
"I AM a girl, you ditz! And I didn't fall for Justin! You're just an idiot that doesn't realize what's in front of her face!" Odette shouts.
A beeping noise is heard. Sadie takes out a new, pink phone. "Hello?"
Sadie stays silent for a few moments. "Okay, I'll tell her." Sadie says as she hangs up."Chris wants to see you at his trailer."
Odette walks into his trailer. Chris turns around. "Odette, you're out. This was a challenge to see who could tolerate their opposite the longest. You lost, so sit back relax, and enjoy the drama!" Chris says.
Odette sits down and watches.
~ Jack and Geoff ~
"So, you like parties?" Geoff asks.
"No, I'm a loner." Jake answers.
"Oh," Geoff replies. "Aren't loners are people who don't date?"
"Well, I guess." Jake answers.
"Oh, dude. You like someone!" Geoff realizes.
"No I don't!" Jack defends.
"Yeah, you do." Geoff says.
"So what if I do?" Jack replies.
"What's her name?" Geoff asks.
"Demi." Jack mutters.
"Oh that goth girl? You remind me of Trent. But that's not a bad thing necessarily." Geoff replies.
Jack: This guy is always saying the wrong things
~ Kassandra and Tyler ~
"You want to see my awesome yo-yo skills?" Tyler asks Kassandra who's sporting a black eye, a bruise on her left arm, and a bump on her head.
Kassandra: Like he showed me his other "awesome skills"?
A video montage shows Tyler trying to throw a football. When he throws it, it ricochets off the cabin and hits Kassandra in the face. It then shows Tyler hitting a golf ball, which bounces off the cabin's roof, then the dock, and hits Kassandra in the left arm. It then shows Tyler shooting a basketball at a goal. The basketball goes over the goal, and onto the cabin's roof. It rolls down the roof. It rolls off the roof and hits Kassandra in the head. The montage ends.
"I guess." Kassandra says as she backs up , five feet away from him.
Tyler begans to do tricks when the yo-yo string comes off his finger, and flies all the way to where Kassandra is standing and hits her in the gut. "I've had it!" Kassandra shouts as she grabs a yard stick and starts beating Tyler with it. Tyler's phone rings and he answers. "H...He…Hello?" he stutters. He stays sient for a while and then hangs up. "Chri…Chris w…wants t…t…to se…see y…you a…at hi…his tr…trai…trailer."
Kassandra goes to the trailer. Chris gives her the same speech and she sits down.
~ Zane and Justin ~
"Man, I can't stay out in the Sun much longer or my beautiful skin wi get all red and peel. I have a modeling audition tomorrow, so I need to be in mint condition." Justin says.
Justin goes on and on about his hair, his abs, and his auditions, thinking Zane was listening. But really, Zane was plotting an evil scheme against Justin
Zane: I have a way to make sure this guy gets what he deserves.
~ Charlize and Cody ~
"So you hook people up?" Cody asks.
"Yep!" Charlize answers.
"You think you can hook me up?"Cody asks.
"I guess," Charlize replies. "Tell me about yourself."
"What does that have to do with anything?" Cody asks.
"Matchmaking is my expertise, just trust me." Charlize says.
"Okay," Cody replies. "I like video games, I'm considered the loser, I hit on a lot of girls unsuccessfully, and I think I'm cool."
"Okay, you'd be the best with Beth." Charlize concludes.
"WHAT?!" Cody replies.
"Well it's either her or Noah." Charlize says.
"No, I'm meant with Gwen!" Cody says.
"No, you're not." Charlize replies.
"Yes I am!" Cody says back.
"No your not! And quit saying you are! I can't even stand next to you anymore! I'm done with you!" Charlize screams.
Cody's phone rings and he answers. He talks on it or a few minutes and then hangs up. "Chris wants you at the trailer." Cody says.
Charlize walks to the trailer, Chris gives her the same speech, and she sits down.
~ Seth and Trent ~
"So, you like any girls yet?" Trent asks.
"Well, I think I like this one girl." Seth answers.
"Really? Who?" Trent asks.
"I'll tell you, but can't tell anyone." Seth replies.
"I won't." Trent promises.
"Okay, I kind of like Kayla." Seth says.
"Nothing wrong with that." Trent replies.
"So Trent, why'd you sign up for TDI?" Seth asks.
"To meet new people." Trent answers.
"That's cool. When did you learn to play guitar?" Seth replies.
"My friend's cousin taught me how when I was 4." Trent answers.
"So you're in a band?" Seth asks curiously.
"Yeah. It turns out Duncan plays electric guitar, Geoff plays a little base, and Owen plays drums." Trent explains.
"Seriously?" Seth says, surprised.
"Yeah." Trent replied.
Seth: I can see myself hanging with Trent.
Suddenly, an eagle flies by and poops on Trent's shoulder. "Aw, crap! I got bird crap on me!" Trent says as he gets out a napkin. "One, two, three, four, five six, seven, eight, nine!"
Seth: Just when I say he's a guy I'd hang out with.
~ Allysia and Courtney ~
"Okay, I'm going to set some ground rules. One, no pranks. Two, If you break rule one, I'll sue. And three, don't interrupt me. Got it?" Courtney states.
Allysia: I've had it. I know it's been two seconds, but she's the most stuck up human being I've met.
"Alright, I have my own rules. One, you don't tell me what to do. Two, I'm out of here. And three, don't follow me!" Alyssia snaps.
Courtney's cell phone rings and she answers it. She talks for a minute. Then she hangs up. "Chris wants you at his trailer.: Courtney tells Alyssia. Alyssia waks to the traier, hears the same speech from Chris, and sits down.
~ Zackary and DJ ~
"Aw, a cute little bunny!" DJ says.
Zack: That's all he's been saying. "Aw this" and "Aw that". I swear, it's getting annoying.
DJ follows the bunny. A few minutes later, DJ comes running out. "AHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN!" DJ shouts.
"What's so dangerous about a bunny?" Zack wonders aloud.
Then he realizes what made DJ run out. A seven feet tall bear is running at Zack. "WAIT UP DJ!" Zack screams as he runs from the bear, who's giving pursuit.
~ Demi and Heather ~
"What are you writing about, weird girl?" Heather scoffs.
"None of your business." Demi replies.
"Whatever." Heather says, filing her nails.
A few minutes later, Demi grabs a bucket of worms. She comes up behind Heather and pours the worms on Heather. "EW! GET THEM OFF!" Heather screams. She runs in the woods, dropping her cell phone. Heather's phone rings and Demi answers it. "Hello?" Demi asks.
"Demi, come to my trailer." Chris tells Demi and then hangs up.
Demi walks to the trailer, hears the speech from Chris, and sits down.
~ Karl and Duncan ~
"Why can't you get your face out of that stupid DS dweeb!" Duncan asked annoyed.
"Because I'm almost to the last level. Duh." Karl answered.
Duncan became annoyed, so he took Karl's video game and chunked it into the endless line of trees that surrounded them. "NO! How could you? Why? WHY?" Karl shouts on his knees. "I refuse to hang out with you anymore!"
A cell phone is heard. Duncan takes his phone out of his pocket and answers. "Hello? Uh huh…uh huh…whatever." He says as he hangs up. "Chris wants you at his trailer, dweeb."
Karl walks to the trailer, given the same speech as the others before him were given and sits down to watch.
~Mireio and Leshawna~
"So I hear you dance," Leshawna says to Mireio. "I'm not to bad myself.
"Really?" Mireio asks.
Mireio:~looking up~ Oh no. Please. Please. Please. Don't show me.
"I can show you." Leshawna answers.
"No, no. It's cool." Mireio tells her.
But it's too late. Leshawna already has a song in a radio in the Mess Hall and is about to dance.
~Isaac and Beth~
"So…" Beth says.
"So…" Isaac relplies.
"Uh, how do you think the others are doing?" Beth asks.
"Some are doing good. Some not so much." Isaac answers.
"Yeah," Beth replies.
Isaac: …This is…awkward.
~LillieAna and Harold~
"So, you like video games?" Harold asks.
"No." LillieAna answers annoyed.
"Oh okay," Harold replies. "Gosh, you sound like that jerk Duncan."
LillieAna can't take anymore. She looks around and finds a baseball bat. She picks it up and whacks Harold in the arm. "Ow! Watch it," Harold exclaims as he turns arund and sees LillieAna with a bat. "Ahhhhh!" Harold screams in a high pitched voice as he runs away like a girl.
"Come back here you nerd!" LillieAna shouts as she runs after him, bat in hand.
Back at the trailer, Chris and the eliminated campers watched as the event between LillieAna and Harold unfolds. "I uess LillieAna is out." Chris says after the event comes to a close.
"Aren't you going to go get her?" Gabriel asks.
"No way! Crap like that makes good ratings. And good ratings means more money," Chris explains. "Now back to the drama!"
~Nick and Bridgette~
"So, why'd you sign up for the show?" Bridgette asks.
"I don't know. Out of boredom." Nick answers.
"At least you weren't forced to by your friends," Bridgette replies as she sits on a tree stump. "Unlike me."
"You were forced?" Nick asks, clearly showing he was taken off guard. "You didn't come to be famous?"
"I could've cared less if I was on TV," Bridgette explains. "All I wanted to do was have a normal life. But now, I can't do that without being the top story on some magazine. Bridgette and Geoff's Hot Night Out! Or Does Bridgette have a baby bump? Is Geoff the father? I get sick of it sometimes."
Nick is too stunned to speak. He never realized how being famous could have such an change on your life.
Nick: I'm starting to wonder if I want this anymore.
~Natalie and Gwen~
"So I was like, Are you kidding me? And she was like, No! And I was like, No way!" Nataie drones.
"And I was like, Shut up Natalie!" Gwen snaps.
"What did you just say to me?" Natalie asks.
"You heard me!" Gwen answers.
"That's it! I'm done with you!" Natalie says as she walks into the woods.
Gwen's cell phone rings. She takes it out of her pocket. "Hello?" Gwen asks into the phone.
"Nice job Gwen," Chris's vice says on the other end. "You really ticked her off."
"Well o you want me to o get her? She ran into the woods," Gwen asks.
"No way! It makes good ratings. And good ratings means…" Chris explains.
"Yeah, yeah. More money." Gwen says as she hangs up. Then she smirks. "This is way too fun."
~Damion and Eva~
"Come back here coward!" Eva screams at Damion.
Damion made a huge mistake. One comment, just one, about her outfit, set her off. He's been running from her for more than a half hour! After a while, he finds a tree. Very quickly, he climbs to the fourth branch. He sees Eva below. "Where are you?" She screams angrily.
Suddenly her phone rings. She takes it out of her pocket. "What do you want." She growls into the phone. She listens for a few seconds and then grins evilly. "Oh I can accomplish that." She says as she slams the phone shut. "This is way too fun." Then she sets off to ind Damion and beat him to a bloody pulp.
Back at the trailer, Chris is grinning madly. "Well there you have it. The first half of the challenge! What will happen to Evie, Katie, and the snake? Will Natalie get lost? Will Eva hunt Damion down and beat the crap out of him? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Crazy!
Finally! Sorry it took so long! I've been real busy lately. I had this done, then it was deleted! So I had to do it all over again! Anyway, did it turn out good or bad? Another thing, I've started a forum. It's a role-playing forum, Also check out Angeltot's RPG forum and I Am Magical's RPG forum. They need a lot of people. Well, until I update, which is I don't know how long, Your stressed out writer;
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