A/N Hey, sorry it took so long to update! I've just been busy with school and parties and blah blah blah. But I'm back! Phew! Lol so onward with the story.

Chapter Two- Bella's Button Has Some Tricks

Bella stood up and then immediately fell over, screaming, "Ow! My Bella Button!"

"Your…Bella Button?" Emmett asked, confused and slightly scared.

"Yeah. I'm Bella and that's my button," Bella said, forgetting all about her hurting stomach. She looked up at Emmett, wrinkling her eyebrows confusedly and asking, "Don't you have an Emmett Button?"

Emmett stared at her.

Rosalie rolled her eyes and said, "No, Bella. Your…button…is actually called a belly button. That's what everyone calls them."

Bella snorted. "Why?"

"Because your button is located on your belly," said Rosalie. "Duh. What, are you stupid now?"

Alice gasped and said, "I just had a vision. Bella lost her mind and she won't get it back until Tuesday!"

Rosalie groaned and said, "Aww! But that means we have to deal with her stupid-ness for a whole week!"

"I blame you," Edward said, glaring at Jacob.

"It's not my problem," Jacob said smugly. "Once we get back to Forks, I'm going to finally let Bella go and move on."

"You can't!" Edward shouted. "Don't leave me to deal with this!"

"Nope. It's too late. I've made my decision," Jacob said, shaking his head back and forth.

"Fine…you can have her!" Edward said.

Jacob grinned and laughed. Edward had fallen right into his trap and had given Bella up without even realizing it.

Edward blinked, read Jacob's thoughts, and gasped. "No! I take it back! She's my crazy human!"

Emmett stared at Bella again.

"Do you work at the grocery?" Bella asked in a high-pitched voice, which eerily reminded Edward of Jessica Stanley.

Emmett blinked and shook his head.

"Then why are you checking me out?" Bella asked him. She threw her head back and laughed, snorting and cackling for five minutes before she realized no one else was laughing.

Jacob sighed and shook his head. "Bella, stealing lines from The Clique won't be funny to anyone but you."

Bella blinked several times and asked, "What's The Clique?"

"Oh my God, she actually thinks she made that up," Edward said, eyes wide with horror.

Alice shook her head sadly and said, "I warned you."

Jacob laughed. "Too bad she's not a blonde," he snorted.

"Hey!" Bella shrieked. "I'm right here!"

Rosalie yawned and rolled her eyes again. "This is boring. Let's start attacking Eddiekins again."

"Why me?" asked a scared Edward.

"Because I hate you."

"I thought you hated Bella," Emmett said.

"Her too."

"Again! Right here!" Bella shouted. Everyone continued to ignore her, talking about how crazy she was and how annoying she could be.

This wasn't good. Bella was used to attention; several people had taken an interest in her just on her first day in Forks. There was a clan of power-mad vampires after her, and a whole pack of werewolves who wanted her to hang out with them 24/7. Suddenly, Bella got an idea thinking about the pack. Wasn't there a werewolf here that was madly in love with her?

Bella turned to Jacob and surveyed him. He would get her noticed, but the only good reaction she would get would be Eddiekins crying again. There had to something else she could do to become un-invisible. Bella's eyes landed on the small pixie lady, and she instantly got another idea.

Bella jumped at Alice and kissed her full on the mouth. When she pulled away, Alice stared at her with wide eyes. "I can't…believe…I didn't see that coming," Alice whispered.

Edward choked on a sob and fainted. Emmett watched Bella with horror-struck eyes and Rosalie took a few slow steps backwards. Jacob started laughing hysterically, trying to breathe, but obviously failing.

Bella grinned and asked hopefully, "I'm not invisible anymore?"

Emmett shook his head slowly.

Bella jumped up and down, patting her stomach and saying, "Thanks for the idea, Bella Button!"

"She really did lose her mind," stated an awe-struck Rosalie. "She doesn't even realize what she just did."

"Who did what?" Bella asked.

Emmett and Rosalie exchanged a look before giving Bella wide, fake smiles and saying, "Nothing that you need to worry about."

Bella smiled back at them and then looked down at Edward. She kicked his head and laughed when he screamed. Edward began twitching, muttering over and over, "She…kissed…fairy…"

Jacob finally regained control of himself and looked down at Edward. He smirked and asked, "What do we do with Twitchy?"

Emmett shrugged and said, "Ditch him?"

Edward jumped up and screamed in Emmett's face. Emmett wrinkled his nose, pushed Edward away, and waved a hand in front of his nose. "Dude! Your breath smells worse than Jacob."

"What? Hey!" Jacob shouted. He sniffed dramatically and said, "I thought we were friends." He looked at Emmett with sad puppy dog eyes and whimpered.

"Aww!" Emmett smiled and said sheepishly, "Okay. I take it back. We're still friends."

Jacob grinned and winked at the cute author of this story, who then fainted and delayed the writing of this story for 20 minutes.

Edward snorted and said, "And you said I was gay."

Emmett growled and punched Edward, knocking him out cold. "Shut up, Twitchy."

Suddenly, Alice let out an ear-splitting scream, having finally processed what happened.

"Oh, hey Tinkerbell," Jacob said. "I forgot you were here."

Alice ignored him and asked Rosalie, "Did Bella kiss me?"

"Yeah, she did," Rosalie said, snorting and flicking Bella on the head.

"Hey!" Bella cried out, clutching her head. "That hurt." She turned to Rosalie and tried giving her a puppy dog look like Jacob had, but Rosalie just laughed and asked if she was constipated.

"Don't worry about it Bells," Jacob said. "The only thing that melts Blondie's cold heart is her Emmy-bear."

Rosalie sniffed and said indignantly, "That's because bear hugs are the best hugs."

"But Jakey-wakey makes a great pillow," Bella said.

Emmett laughed and said, "Jakey-wakey."

"Shut up!" Jacob growled.

Alice screamed again, finally realizing that she wasn't dreaming, and fell onto the ground. She curled up in a fetal position and began rocking back and forth.

Before Jacob could say something witty (and before Bella could say something stupid), a voice drifted down the big hill with the scary castle.

"What do you think the Portkey brought back, George?"

"Who's George," Bella asked. "And is Porky his pet pig?"

"Not Porky, Portkey, Bella," Jacob said.

"I don't know, Fred. Probably just some stupid animal," another voice said.

Rosalie snickered and said, "Stupid animal. Jacob. Hah!"

Jacob growled but otherwise ignored her.

Suddenly, two red-haired twin boys appeared on the hill. They grinned upon seeing the crowd of confused Americans and walked faster down the hill. They surveyed the scene in front of them: one boy was passed out on the ground, a pixie-like girl was rocking back and forth, another girl was poking a tall, tan muscular boy, and a blonde girl was holding the hand of a broad-shouldered, grizzly-like boy, who both had wide eyes.

"Well, George, looks like we put them in quite a state," the first red-head said.

"Actually we were like this before we showed up," Jacob said.

"My Bella Button gives me tips about getting noticed," Bella stated, smiling to herself and patting her stomach tenderly.

The twins exchanged a look and burst out laughing. "Come on," they gasped, motioning with their hands for the group to follow them. The pack of people then marched up the hill and towards the giant castle, where a huge surprise was waiting for both the people inside the building and out.

Sorry if it's not that good. I was a little distracted when I was writing it! But I still hope you liked it. I'd really like to know what your favorite part was!

Soo…..review?