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Disclaimer: I think we all know that my ownership of Harry Potter is in some other universe cause it sure as hell ain't here.

Ouch!

I feel off the fricking bed.

I swear it moved like an inch since last night!

Bugger it!

Stupid bed, nice way to the start the morning on the stupid floor. I do have classes so I better hurry up.

Tra la la la!

I do wonder what Sirius was thinking giving me the notebook. Oh I'll figure that out later. What's the plan for today?

First: Get breakfast.

Second: Get to class.

Third: If I do have Snape today, refrain from making any shampoo jokes. That really wasn't pretty last year; I still shudder thinking about THAT detention. Almost as bad as Umbitchs' last year.

Okay ouch ouch!!! You can still see the marks on my hand from that actually. Must not defend Harry Potter. Yeah I kinda yelled at her during class calling her an idiot and Harry wasn't lying and so on so forth.

She didn't take it very well. Ouch.

Back to todays plan!

Ah forth: Kick Dean Tomas' ass. (I'm going to have fun with that one! Unless Ron and Harry got there first. No Harry would be too nice to do that. Oh who am I kidding? Even IF Ron did, I'm still going to hex him into oblivion!)

Haha I'm too evil! In a nice girl sort of way.

And lastly, read that notebook! Then show Harry? I better his Mum has written in it after all.

The Marauderettes?

Sounds like she had fun back when she was in school! Maybe Sirius was right in saying I was like her... Just maybe.

Oh crap! Breakfast!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm toast and tea!! My favourite breakfast. Yum yum yum! I'm just thankful I didn't inherit the eating habits that my darling brother seems to. Bleh. Hermione is giving out to him over as per the norm... Like that's going to make a difference. Oh McGonagall! Distraction!

Oh no McGonagall, classes.

I hate being an O.W.L. student.

Hermione on the other hand looks delighted with herself. Why that girl enjoys work so much I'll never know and why she likes Ron; who loathes and detests work, is beyond me.

Romance these days' people, just isn't what it used to be.

Wow that sounded weird. But good. In a really weird way.

'Morning Gin!' Ahhh!!!!!

'Whoa! Oh Hiya Harry!' AHHHH scary!!

'Startle you? Sorry if I did.'

'Oh you just gave me a heart attack Harry nothing major.' I blink rousing myself from my thoughts. Deep and meaningful they may be but still not very useful when talking to someone.

Suddenly he places a hand on my wrist. Well actually two fingers which under normal circumstances I would find odd but at this time of morning it was just giving me a heart attack. Again.

Really I am waaaaaaaay to young for this. Heart attacks? I'm not even 16 yet! I'm barely even 15!!

'Hmmmmmmmm your pulse seems a little fast but you are alive!' Harry declares grinning madly at me.

Okay my heart just burst. If I was the sort of girl who rode on her hormones (in this scenario) I would probably jump on him. But since I'm not I just gape like a fish. Well until I hear a bunch of girls gossiping like mad.

'No way! You saw that!'

'Yeah he was totally holding her hand!'

'Why her??'

'She is pretty I suppose.'

'Pretty?? Her??!!?!??'

'I can't believe that Harry Potter was holding Ginny Weasleys HAND!'

OH SHITE

Please tell me that I'm trapped in some nightmare!

'Harry you did what???' Oh dear. Ron heard. Not good!

'Oh would you look at the time I better run! See you guys at lunch!' Okay I'm a coward but I need to get out of there fast! I stop outside the Great Hall. Man, I never realised how far the Gryffindor table was from the door. Phew, that took effort.

'What this Weasley? Don't tell me are you running away from your brothers Mudblood? If so you've made a good choice.' Malfoy. Great. Just FUCKING fantastic.

'Screw you Malfoy.' It's way too early for snippy comebacks.

'Sorry Weasley not with a rotten Blood Traitor like you... Though I could be persuaded.' Oh My Merlin! He's a total PERVE!! I hate him, I HATE HIM!!

'Malfoy what the hell are you doing?' Harry! Ahhhhh my Knight in Gryffindor Robes! Yey!!

'Look Harry don't bother he is defiantly not worth it.' I send my filthiest look in Malfoys direction but he merely smirks at me with an odd look in his eyes. Harry steps forward, wand drawn. I step forward and push Harry back.

'NO! It's the first day back. You can't go pulling a stupid stunt like this!' I can't believe Harry would be so thick-minded.

'Yeah Potter listen to your bitch. She must be good for the likes of you.' Harry leaps forward and punches Malfoy all I can hear the sickening crunch of Malfoys nose breaking. Harry storms off dragging me with him.

Ouch! WHAT THE FUCK???

'Stay. Away. From. Him.' He spits out each word his face steadily growing darker.

'HARRY! I'm not a little girl! I thought you understood that but you are acting just like Ron!' I can't help but be furious with him. Who the hell does he think he is!

'If you'll let me go I have class now.' I say turning to leave. Harry grabs my arm this time gently, I turn towards him, I look at him expectantly. He looks incredibly guilty.

'I'm sorry Gin, but when I heard Malfoy. I-I couldn't help it. I don't want anyone to think that you're like some, some-'

'It's okay Harry just let me defend myself next time would you? I may have needed to be saved back in my first year but not now. I am old enough to do it myself. Despite what my brothers think.'

Harry smiles and nods his head. He pushes his glasses back up his nose and I notice that his hand is rather bloody. I wave my wand over his hand and the blood vanishes.

'I better get going, unlike some people I do actually have class now. Bye!' I dart down the corridor before he can say anything else to fluster me. What do I have now anyway? Oh potions. With Slughorn. Oh crud.

'Hello Ginny.' Luna!

'Hi Luna! You have Potions too? I can't believe Snape is teaching DADA now.'

'I believe that a Wracksurpt affected Professor Dumbledore's mind.' Uhhuh... I know what that is of course... Oh crazy Luna how I love thee! She is a funny little spark in my life! Why wasn't I friends with her before? Oh I don't know.

After a rather lets say eventful Potions class which involved me and Luna causing our caldron to explode hitting Blaize Zabini in the face; he was doing something for McGonagall from what I can gather, causing his hair to turn neon green and turn rather, lets say feminine shall we.

Oh my sides are still aching from laughter!

And the best thing is neither of us got into trouble!!

Just because Slughorn likes me!

She shoots she scores!!

Now I'm snoozing in Divination. Mmmmmmmmmmm sleep... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

'Now Ms. Weasley, I see a turbulent future for you... What do you make of this Ms. Lovegood?'

Damn! Trelawney had to pick my table didn't she? And me! It's always with 'You have a dark aura around you... I sense... severe...consequences from this...aura.'

I'm her second favourite would be victim... but seeing as I'm the only one left in the stupid class which I FORCED to take...

Thank you dearest Mother.

Luna's now reading my tea leaves (revision ALREADY!) and what she's saying is creeping me out... Trelawney I don't think is even listening, she's swaying slightly.

Is she drunk?

Great an alcoholic teacher!

Which just adds to the craziness of the staffing already here! Let us have a gander at them shall we? I have nothing better to do!

Except listen to my doomed future apparently... Oh well!

We have Professor Dumbledore! He is just plain barmy! Need I say more?

Didn't think so.

McGonagall. Strictest teacher EVER!! With hideously awful essays.

Binns. A ghost. Who can't teach without most of the class falling asleep.

Snape. Overgrown Greasy BAT.

Slughorn... Ammmmmm I'm guessing he like to get his claws into those he feels will be successful. Controlling.

Hagrid. Half Giant with a love for dangerous animals.

Flitwick. Teeny tiny charms teacher who is often sent flying through the air.

Hasn't happened to me.

Well there was that one time, but we'- I'll (I'm paranoid) ignore that

'Success and love will come to you, Ginny, but your love will leave for reasons beyond their control.'

Nice reading Luna. Success. Then a love who will leave me. Fantabulas!!!

Now for a nap. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Sleep!

Ah!!!! Bell!!!

And I was having such a nice dream too.

Grumble.

What now? Ho hum checking my timetable...

Ah shite!!!

History of Magic.

Well I'm going to do something useful.

Read the notebook!

Don't give me the Hermione look (a glare with hands on hips and lips pursed like Mum oddly enough) it'll be way more productive then Bertie the Boring or whoever comes up and Binns shant ever notice.

Mainly because he never does.

Ahhhh nice desk right by the window. I place the book on the desk everyone else is asleep at this point so no one sees what I'm reading!

Hehe! This class is good for something!

Welcome dear reader.

Now you may be asking yourself what this is...

Are you?

Well you should.

This is...

queue drum role

THE MARAURETTES GUIDEBOOK!!!

All the everyday school witch needs to help with daily hazards and stalkers.

TRUST US!

Now you should by this point be wondering who we are well, I will tell you!

I am Lily Evans. Resident Red-Head and Prefect.

I am Mary Macdonald. Reckless one!

I am Samantha (SAM!) Sheppard.

There you go!!

Note we don't have stupid nicknames!!!

Yeah Padfoot? What the fuck??

Yeah look at me I'm Mooney!!! Heya Wormtail!! Wooo I'm an idiot!!

You sound like Black there. And yeah! I'm Prongs aren't I the bomb?? Look at my messed up hair!

HAHA!!!! James all over!!!

Maybe he rubbed off?

I'd rather-

Die.

Or forced to live with Petty for the rest of my life!

WE KNOW!!!

THANK YOU! But I think we got distracted.

Oooooooooooooo!

We have. We are incredibly sorry.

We apologise profusely.

Let us begin the journey!!!

Well actually this is going to be mostly us passing notes in the book I charmed.

BUT!! Or ramblings WILL teach you!

Witty comebacks!

Kickass spells.

And generally how to be a fantastic person and witch! Get good grades AND have fun.

Without being all like the-

MARAUDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shite!!! POTTER!!!!! What the fuck???

Yes Lily m'dear?

GET OUT!!!

No. I think you will enjoy my company! Shame on you for doing this during class.

Its just supervision you idiot because YOU lot got US in trouble.

I'll think you'll find you are wrong there Lily!

How is she wrong Black?

She just is. But regardless. I have a proposition for you Macdonald.

yawns Really?

But of course! Would you-

Honestly Padfoot if you ask she will kill you!!!

Shut up Mooney.

I said the same thing Pad.

She doesn't scare me.

She should! Did you see what she did to Snape when he... ammm... What did he do?

You're such a ditz Sirius, he hexed us. Bleh.

Yeah that was cool.

And you wonder why I won't go out with you... God you are an idiot!

Idiot. Imaginative.

Well I have better ones but they would burn through the pages of my pretty new notebook and you would have to find out what a dictionary was in order and figure out how to use it in order to find out what they meant.

And you know what the sad thing is Lily?

What Sirius?

You are probably right about that!

NOBODY LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We do love you mate.

As a friend right guys?

Yep.

Yes.

AS A FRIEND YOU DOLT!

Naturally.

Awwwwwwww you guys...

Christ... Sirius you set Jamesetta off... Next she'll be complaining about-

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!! LALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Hear me? YOU'RE READING THIS YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you look at that!

I'm closing this now BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are my ahem friends... I use the term lightly of course... Talk to you later!!

(AN: Back to Gin folks)

Right... Marauderettes.

Harrys Mum and Dad.

Bonkers.

Her friends.

His friends.

The lot of them.

I have to show Harry later. But now nap... still have lotsa class left.

I'm sleeply so sue me!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

BELL!!!!!

Snape next... BOLOCKS!!!