I hate potions!!!

Wait a minute Snape is the Defence Prof now.

I hate Defence against the Dark Arts!!!!!

No I don't but grrrrr...

'Weasley! I would like you produce a Patronus now for me since you have been so attentive.' Sneery oily son-of-a-!

'WEASLEY!!! Now not in the distant future!'

'Right Professor' How much loathing can you fit in four syllables? Well this is me talking but it seems to be quite a bit and HAHAHAHAAAA Snape I don't need to pay attention in your ridicules excuse for a class because I can already produce one!!

'Expecto Partonum!' My glittering sliver stallion gallops out of my wand and roams freely throughout the class trying to bite Snape along the way. My stallion is cool baby!!

Snape of course ignores it and gives random Slytherin 10 points for producing silver smoke.

Life is not fair!!!

I wish we had Professor Lupin back! He was soo cool!

I wonder why he hates Harry so much? Sirius did say something about his Dad but I don't know seems weird to me. I seem to be second on his list and I don't know why.

It can't be due to that potion I spilled on his shoe last year could it?

I was aiming for Umbitch and he saw that.

Though it could be to that one day in first where I had a small panic attack (NOT my fault twas that bastard Riddle!! Stupid Fouldy-pants!!) And I kind of screamed at him. As in screamed I cursed worse than an Auror on overtime and fighting Bellatrix LeStrange!!

Then I fainted.

And knock an expanding potion on his head.

Oh deary me!

BELL!!!!!

I skip out of class whilst Snape is yelling at me. I twirl and spin laughing happily until-

Malfoy.

'What do you want?' I snap. Trust him to wreck my mood.

'Accio wand' WHAT?? My wand spins into his hand and pockets it.

What the FUCK??? I look around and oh no... There is no one else here.

Not good really not good.

Malfoy saunters over backing me into the wall.

Ah shit!!!!!

No Weasleyette, Your knight in Gryffindor robes isn't here to save you now. What are you going to do?' He lifts his hand and drags a finger down my face slowly. I shudder and try to turn my head away.

'Oh noooo I am going to have some fun now... And won't pretty boy Potter be pleased.' He smirks evilly at me then pulls at my shirt. Buttons fly everywhere.

NO NO NO!!! SHIT!!!

I start punching and kicking every bit of Malfoy I can reach I manage to hit his nether regions! I am great! Then a bright flash of red light startles me. I sink to the floor cursing randomly.

Ron.

Oh thank you Merlin!!

He takes off his jumper and hands it to me smirking slightly. I glance down and see that I'm wearing the joke bra Tonks got me for my birthday. Ummm... It's...The Black one remember?

That Harry just happened to have fall on his foot.

Okay I may be just a tad obsessed but I'm allowed!!!

Don't look at me like that!

I pull it on just to avoid the smirkitude I'm getting.

'Here c'mon let's get you the Hospital Wing.'I begin to argue but he cuts me off and hands me my wand.

'You need a calming potion okay? I'll get Hermione to come and take you back to the tower and I'll go speak to McGonagall.'

I shake my head furiously but he glares down at me. 'Ginevra Weasley. You will do exactly as I say because you are my little sister and at this moment in time I know what's best for you. No point in arguing with me.'

He looks so fierce that I can't even be bothered to fight back.

I don't like this!!!

As Hermione would say I don't like this at all!

His face cracks into its usual lopsided grin.

This is not like me.

I NEVER follow Ron's orders.

I gasp and clutch my head.

'I've become a ZOMBIE!!!!!' I yell almost incoherently jumping on one foot.

I think I may have lost my mind. And it's all Ron's fault.

Well okay mostly Malfoys but c'mon!!

Ron bends down in front of me.

'Broom back?' Yup that's the wizard version of what did Hermione say? Oh yeah Piggy back!

But Ron he's a sweetheart really! He knows that I would hate to be picked up so he's trying a different approach. I clamber on and he sprints down the corridor. I giggle and cling on.

I miss this between us. We used to be really close. Like twins but then Ron left for Hogwarts and became friends with Harry and Hermione and I became 'little Ginny'. I know he still cares but it's not the same. But still I'm become the reckless and nearly fearless Gin Weasley!!

Cue cute but deliciously evil laugh!

'Harry! Hermione!' Ron stops suddenly and I cling on for dear life.

'What going on?' Hermione asks looking at me as I slip off Ron's back.

They both frown as I lean against Ron still trembling. I glare at my hands which are giving me away.

'Why is she wearing your jumper Ron?' Hermione asks looking at him. Harry meanwhile is staring at my face intently.

Ron explains the whole thing to the pair of them. Hermione gasps and hugs me; I shake her off. Harry just stares at my face searchingly. Ron begins to steer me towards the Hospital Wing. Harry stops him.

'Look you and Hermione should go and speak to McGonagall now. I think the sooner this is sorted out the better I can take Gin.' Ron nods slowly as though unsure about the idea.

'You know you can trust me Ron.' Harry states clearly staring at his best friend. Ron smiles and hugs me whispering 'it'll be okay sis. Trust me.'

I step away not shaking any more. I smile at Ron. 'Trust you? Do I want to be pushed into the lake?'

He laughs wholeheartedly. 'Yeah that's likely. I'm so evil right now!'

'Yup Ron you're the big bad wolf. Now you are going to eat Hermione! Nooo!' Harry re-enacts growling and biting to match. Ron leans down and nips Hermione playfully on the shoulder and states.

'How could I not she soo tasty yum!' He turns red and walks away realising what he has just implied. Hermione matches his colouring nicely. Harry smirks at his friends and turns towards me. I shake my head and say

'Look I think I can manage now. I don't need to be carried off around the place. Next thing you'll know I'll be prancing round the place with a tiara yelling about being the cutest fucking princess you've ever seen! Insisting that you lower mortals carry me! And nobody wants that!!'

Ron bursts into laughter.

'You gave Bill a heart-attack that one time you did that! His face was priceless!'

'Well yeah what can I say I'm fantastic!' Ron turns his head towards me when he reaches the end of the corridor Hermione trotting behind.

'You keep telling yourself that Gin-Bob and someday you may be as fantastic as me! I'm the cutest fucking princess there is! Yes Harry I said princess it's an inside joke in the sibling realm.'

They disappear round the corner Hermione unable to breathe with laughter. I am laughing to myself. Harry shoulders are shaking he bursts out laughing and begins to walk down the corridor with a hand at the small of my back.

'I can't believe Ron just said that! What on earth started that joke?' He asks still chuckling.

'Well I could tell you but then well let's say that you'd be wishing you were dealing the Ron we had last night and He-Who-Is-A-Headache all in the one go. Oh add in Umbitch and a few Dementors!'

Harry just looks at me. I skip cheerily down the corridor Ron's jumper flapping about my knees.

Flap. Flap. FLAP! Hehe!

I am easily amused. Clearly.

I hear a faint chuckle and I see Harry looking at me smiling, his head turned slightly.

'That had got to be one of the worst scenarios EVER. And THEN you start skipping down the corridor and wait a minute He-Who-Is-A-Headache?'

'I prefer personally He-Who-Is-An-Ass but I like to try new things.'

'So that's where Fred and George got the idea!'

I nod proudly. No one EVER thinks I can do these things but here's a secret.

Most of Gred and Forges best ideas have been MINE!

'What can I say? I'm a genius!' I stand leaning on one hip in front of him.

'C'mon Ron'll strangle me if I don't get you that potion soon. Though you seem perfectly calm now.'

'That's because I am! I can skip the potion I don't need it at all!' I insist grabbing his hand.

'Please??' Oh lord Harry look at what you've done!!

I'm begging!!! Hey I see something flying out the window.

That's just my dignity folks. Nothing to worry about.

And even at the sacrifice of my dignity Harry Bloody Potter just has to refuse.

'Nope, not going to happen Gin. You went through a lot tonight and I for one am not going to let your stubbornness get in the fricking way.'

I growl at him. 'Well then I'm not moving. Good luck trying to get me to.' I cross my arms and turn my head away. I hear him approach.

'Right and May I remind you that you gave me no choice.' He declares sounding annoyed. I hear him muttering 'I can't believe I'm about to do this.'

Then I feel arms around me. Strong ones. And then I'm in the air.

HOLY CRAP!

'HARRY!!!! Put me down RIGHT NOW!!' Who knew the scrawny seeker could be so strong???

Okay I know more so then anyone he's not scrawny but ahhhh!!

'You drove me to this Gin.' He states clearly not in the mood for my arguing.

He walks down the corridor with me kicking him slightly and cursing a lot.

'I. Refuse. To. Go. QUIETLY!!!'

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Urgh.

My head.

Hmmmm Floaty.

WAH!!!!

Where the hell am I???

'Morning sleepy head!' Whoever that is they are way too cheerful this morning.

I roll over. Colin and Ron are sitting by my bed. Hermione is sitting on it and Harry is nowhere to be seen. I put a hand to my pounding head.

'What happened?'

'Well it turns out that Malfoy wasn't quite finished with you, when me and Hermione went with McGonagall to show her Malfoy he was gone and we headed up to the hospital wing we found you and Harry collapsed on the ground.'

'Ron! We don't know if Malfoys behind this. McGonagall told us to keep this quiet.'

Hermione fidgets on the bed as Ron looks at her. Colin speaks up.

'How are you feeling Ginny?'

'My head hurts and so does everywhere else.'

'That's a good sign. Ms. Weasley, though I thought I instructed you and your delightful brother not to get yourselves in these types of situations after last year.' Madam Pomfrey accuses me. I blink at Ron and then up at her.

'It's not my fault that we tend to be accident prone. Or Death Eater prone either.'

It really isn't!

She smiles and wanders over to the next bed.

'Mr. Potter! I may very well be considering charging you for your stays in my wing! Do you have anything to say for yourself?'

'I'll stand by what Gin said. Though I should probably plead the fifth.'

The fifth? The fifth what?? Stupid muggle phrases.

Do my head in.

Which already feels like it's about to explode.

'We have to go okay? And Hermione insists that she and Colin get all your homework so you won't fall behind!'

'Thanks Hermione you really made my day!' I say sarcastically leaning back into the bed.

Hermione ignores the sarcasm and smiles. 'I knew you'd agree Ginny! Talk to you later!' She waves and walks up to Ron who has waited at the door rolling his eyes over at Harry. He smirks as we both groan audibly.

I roll over and I see Harry frowning hand at his forehead minus glasses.

'Lovely end to the day wouldn't you say Harry?'

'Oh yeah best I've ever had.'

I lean over the bed and take out the notebook. I stare at the cover which is I've just noticed cover in doodles. Little brooms, snitches, stags and does and dogs and other little things are scattered across it.

'At least we have something to read!' I say cheerily waving the book about. Harry face brightens up immediately and he looks around the room and walks over to my bed and sits next to me after I've scooted over. He put his glasses on and I feel slightly disappointed.

Okay you can see his bright eyes better without the on alright?

Now what have I said about that look?

That's right!

I open the next page and am surprised to see a brightly coloured photograph moving insanely.

You can see Sirius with his arm round a blonde girl who is glaring at him furiously yet smiling ever few seconds when he's not looking. Sirius is clearly at the top of his, what did Tonks call it?? Oh! Yeah! His whoring game at school. Quite the ladies man apparently. Then the blonde girl shoots off and Sirius being the mad man he is... was, follows.

Professor Lupin is looking delighted with himself sitting in the front with a book under his arm. Looking a lot younger and brighter than I've ever seen him. Another girl is sitting next to him, her head on his shoulder. She has long brown hair and clear blue eyes. She's smiling broadly into the photo. Every now and then she gives Remus a nudge and points up to the pair behind.

Three guesses who they are!

Bingo!

Lily and James Potter. I glance over at Harry and he is staring at the photo longing written all over his face. He places a finger down next to his parents' photo. He smiles at their actions.

In this photo they remind me a lot of Ron and Hermione. They are yelling at each other one moment. Lily, like Hermione has her arms crossed and is pouting, James has his arms spread out wide in a 'what did I do?' sort of way like Ron does. Their cheeks are bright red then they turn huffily and then glance at each other slyly. Then James slings his arm round Lily and she smiles up at him brilliantly, he gives her the famous Potter grin that I myself am addicted to. Then they start the routine again.

I laugh slightly at them. Harry looks at me curiously.

'Come on Harry you have to see it! You of all people!'

'See what?'

'Ron and Hermione are just like your mum and dad!'

That sounded a lot weirder out loud then in my head.

Harry gapes at me slightly then bursts out laughing.

'Dear Godric! You're right!! I never thought about that!'

He actually falls off the bed laughing and I grin at his antics. I soon follow in his laughter.

'And what may I ask do you two think you are doing?' A strict voice calls into the wing.

Why do my days always end like this??

Pomfrey

Harry on the floor.

I'm a dead woman.

Fantastic!

Well there you go! I'm not so sure about this chapter, I tried making it a tad more serious (just a tad) but I think Ginnys twisted sense of humour bent it out of all recognition... Oh deary me! And that you to everyone who reviewed!!! You are all fantabulas!!!!

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