Ouch!!!!!!

Has anyone else notice my days usually start out badly?

Thought so yeah.

Growls

After last week's ahem incident word in Hogwarts has it that well...

I'm Harry Potters' Girlfriend.

Fine Sirius laugh it up where ever you are!!!

And now all the girls (minus Hermione and Luna) are trying to murder me!

Oh holy crap ouch!! An ink bottle to the head. Now that's just mean!

Grumble. Grumble. Grumble.

I mean if it was actually true then yeah it would be fantastic but nooooooooooo it's not due to apparently Harrys' lack of courage.

Excuse me whilst I stare dumbfoundedly at that crazy ass statement.

Hermione is a nut. Well you would have to be to actually like Ron... like that.

Barmy Witch!

Honestly.

'HEY!!!! Would you lot stop it!!! I haven't done anything!!! AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!' I scream loudly even for me in the Great Hall after being wacked by someone's huge bag. I mean this is totally unjustified!! These girls have no right to do this me!!! Really!!

'Ms. Weasley!' McGonagall. Just my luck.

'Yes Professor?'

'Would you kindly refrain from shouting in the Great Hall please.' Oh bollocks.

It's the stern 'I will act like I am polite but am insisting you keep your mouth shut unless you want to be hexed into oblivion.' voice. Slight exaggeration but since it is McGonagall you never know. Feisty witch from what I heard from Remus and Sirius when they were drunk and talking to Tonks.

I was very bored last summer and that lot had some fantastic conversations!

When they were drunk. It was only really funny when Professor Lupin was drunk because well...

PROFESSOR LUPIN WAS AS DRUNK AS A SKUNK!!!!!

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!

Wait what is a skunk again?

Damnation! I can't remember. I'll ask Hermione later.

'Look Professor rumours are going around about me and well some people aren't treating me very well because of it and I have been wacked with Merlin knows how many things since this morning. And I for one am sick of it. I am sorry for yelling but since I'm getting who knows how many bruises, I've reached the end of my tether. I really am sorry Professor.'

McGonagall nods and walks back to the teachers table. I didn't get in trouble with McGonagall.

This has to be a record of some sort.

'Whoa, you didn't get detention. New school record wouldn't' you say?' Harry grins at me as he sits down opposite me. Ron and Hermione join him.

'You really ought to be setting an example Ginny.' Hermione scolds me frowning.

'Hey! I didn't ask to be hit all the freaking time by crazy ass Potter crazed fans now did I?? This is all the 'Boy-Who-Is-Obsessed-Over's' fault.' I grumble pointing vaguely in Harrys' direction.

Another girl stomps behind me muttering something about 'that Weasley whore'.

Excuse me!!! I am not a whore you complete and utter-

I spin round to give out to the girl and am totally surprised to Cho Chang glaring down at me.

Yes, I am surprised. Generally speaking I, as a fifth year substitute seeker, am not in the same 'ranks' as Miss, I'm a brilliant seeker and a 'oh so Brilliant N.E.W.T. Student.' Yeah that's a mouthful but I can't condense it any smaller!!

Well I'm sooooo sorry I kicked your ass last year. If you had paid attention instead of bitching about my best friend (Hermione) and Harry (Yeah YOU ARE INSANE!!!!! Harry and Hermione?? Practically incest man! That would be like me and Ro---- NOT GOING THERE!!!!)

Harry glares at her whilst I mentally shake myself. Cho stomps away (what is it with bad tempered people and stomping?)

I stand up and run over to her.

'Who the hell do you think you are?'

'Excuse me?' She turns around and looks up at me. (Ooooo I have an advantage!! I had a growth spurt this summer like everyone else apparently, though you'd never guess what with the people I hang out with, minus Hermione we're the same height.)

'Calling me a whore?? I'm sorry Chang but I'm not the whore here.'

'We all heard about what happened. Weasley. In the same bed as Harry. Then him on the floor? Sounds fairly whorey to me.'

'And you would know what the definition of whore is now wouldn't you?' Wince I never meant to say that. Weasley temper both a blessing and a curse.

'What?'

'Oh forget it, I have better things to do with my time then argue with you.' I turn and walk away. I can't deal with her right now.

'Coward!!!' She yells after me, oh I'll show her.

'No Chang. That's you and your spotty friend over there. You may be smart but you have fuck all in courage.' I point over at the traitor or as Hermione has it hexed across her face 'SNEAK'. Merlin I LOVE that girl!!

'How the FUCK would you know???' She demands yelling and not surprisingly with tears.

'Where you there when we went to the Ministry? No. Did you come with Luna?? No. Who ratted us out in the first place? She did. You may have tried to learn for Cedric but I bet he would've come. He seemed like that sort of person. But you didn't.'

She looks at me the wand she had produced shaking.

'I may not be the bravest person ever, because I know deep down that's Harry but at least I tried.' I speak quietly.

'And I hope that when the time comes for us to fight in the Last Battle. You will have the courage to stand and fight with us.'

I turn and walk away.

I just gave an inspirational speech. I cheer inside right before.

'Nice show Weasley.'

Harry is leaning against one side of the corridor. Gulp

'Ah hi.'

He arches an eyebrow. Oh jaysus, not that goddamned eyebrow. He grins.

I'm a goner.

It's the cocky bastard 'I-Know-This-Turns-Your-Legs-To-Jelly' grin. Who knew the self deprecating great Harry James, Boy-Who-Lived, Chosen One Potter, had one. I lean against the wall to stop him from noticing that I any keel over at any point.

Nope he is not going to know. But Colin does. Oh fuck. He just walked by giving me an 'I-Know-Who-You-Want' grin and nodded at Harry with an evil grin.

The guys got blackmail on me!! Godric!!

'I thought that the speeches where my specialty?' Both eyebrows raised this time, only highlighting his emerald eyes.

AHHHH damn you Potter.

'Well someone else has to have a go, Potter. You never know, you may run off somewhere next year and I'll have to take over being all inspirational and sparking revolt against 'He-Who-Scared-Of-Having-A-Girlfriend. Or most likely Snape.'

'Revolt against Snape? How?'

'Easy get all the ceilings in Hogwarts to rain and leave shampoo everywhere.'

'Oh very simple.' Though he is laughing inside I know. Act as cool as you want Harry. I can read you like a book.

'Well Peeves will help. He's being on the Weasleys' side since the 'Weasley Escape.'

Yup immortalised forever. Capital Letters and All. Harry looks at me.

Oh you may be wondering why I'm not in class. It's Saturday!

Oh bugger my giddy aunt.

'Ammmmmm...'

Harry grins again.

'Sorry?' I supply meekly.

'Get changed and I'll meet you at the main door. I was wondering how long it would take you to remember.' Harry laughs and turns around and bends down.

Oh lovely!!

Lovely absolutely spanktasticview.

Quite Literally too might I add.

'You can stop staring at my ass now Gin.'

Blinks Where was I? Oh right defend myself.

I turn and lean against my back against the wall.

'Puhlease Harry. I have better things to do then stare at your backside.'

He turns with his Firebolt and bag which were conveniently hidden behind him. Arsehole.

'See you in ten.' He walks past and turns around walking backwards laughing his head off. I sprint off in the opposite direction.

Pant. Pant. Pant.

I skid into the Common Room. Stopping quite stylishly in front of the girls' staircase. Colin and Becks applaud me. On my stop I give a quick bow and sprint up.

Becks? Oh yeah I haven't seen her in forever! She is my other best friend! Rebecca Black.

I know what you're thinking but I don't know about her Dad. Her Mum dies when she was really young so she lives with her muggle Grandparents who don't know anything about it. She is as tall as me which is about 5"6/7 with black hair and grey eyes. She has a wicked sense of humour and is always up for a prank.

Hmmmmmmmmm

I wonder...

Anyways Change. Change. Change. Think about conspiracies later!

Broom!!! Ahhh!!

Here we go!

Sprinting down the stairs again.

Neat skid down the corridor.

I am Ginevra Weasley, Queen of the Skid!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Well until I nearly break my neck sliding down the staircase. How was I supposed to know that Harry would be standing there?

'Hey! You okay there Gin?' Smart question Harry, yes I am clearly fine sitting on the god damn floor!!

'Oh yeah, sitting on the floor just happens to be one of my favourite hobbies. Along with whacking into your fat ass everywhere.'

'My ass isn't fat! Is it?' Harry frowns and turns around to check that his isn't fat. He hollers over to Ron who is talking to Hermione fugitively (what are those two up to?) 'Is my arse fat to you Ron?' Ron just blinks.

'What the hell are you on mate? No point in asking me. I do not make the point in looking at your ass.' Ron yells and turns back to Hermione shaking his head.

'Well now you've just gone and bruised my ego Gin.' I roll my eyes getting up as I do so.

'Yeah well at least people aren't calling you a whore.'

'No I just have about a gazillion guys trying to kill me over you. Including Dean might I add. Though I really am sorry over that. Honestly. Can you forgive me?' He begs me.

Oh crap.

Those infernal Puppy-dog eyes. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Bestest dream and worst nightmare!!!!

'Fine' I mutter grumpily. 'But you owe me mister!! Big Time!' I tell him poking him in the chest. Ooooo musclely!

'Yes!' He exclaims and grabs my arm and yells to Ron, 'C'mon practice!!'

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Well that was interesting. Better then Angelina I must say, though I was playing seeker back then.

But no nonsensical drills. Pure and utter Quidditch. Wooo!!!

I mean being seeker is fine but Harry is clearly better than me and I find Chasing so much more fun.

It also helps when you have two other brilliant Chasers with you. Katie and Demelza. We rocked the game today! Though being hit by a nicely aimed bludger and screaming like a banshee was exactly the coolest thing ever but Ron will get over the shame... eventually.

And several girls did show up and try to hit me with various objects... again... oh woe is me!

Though my amazing flying skills did show those girls that I am a force to be reckoned with.

Yes, I am a very modest person ain't I. Cheeky grin

I should be concentrating on my Transfig. Homework now shouldn't I?

The Principals of Switching Spells.

Ginny Weasley.

That is all I have managed to do.

In THREE HOURS!!!

And here is the kicker of it all-

I am usually quite the talented witch.

All Weasleys are. Ron just doesn't put any effort in. He could have gotten all O's last year cept he could be bothered. Gred and Forge well are Fred and George. Percy is... well you know full well what HE'S like and Charlie did really well too! A lot like Ron though. Obsession with Quidditch and Bill was the straight O student skill keeping the humour.

But I can't for the life of me write an essay. Usually Colin, Becks or Hermione helps but no one is here.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

'Hey Red!! Busy I see.'

'Hey Black!!! You know how I love you right??'

'Oho!! Hey Yellow looks like Red need some help.'

'When doesn't she?'

I should probably explain the nicknames right? I'm Red, for obvious reasons (hair and temper), Becks is Black due to her hair and her sense of humour and Colin is Yellow because of his upbeat attitude and... hair colour which is actually isn't so blonde any more but who's to quibble? When Luna is around we call her Goldilocks well because she certainly stands out with her hair and outlook on life let's say.

'Please help????? Please??? You know how bad I am at these essays.' Beg.

'Yeah you are fairly useless.'

'Well not at the practical stuff which gets her out of the homework a lot of the time. That has to be noted Black.'

'True.'

'Please??? It's McGonagall's' essay. Please???' And beg some more!

'Right we'll help!' I love them!!!

'I love you I REEEEEEEEALLY LOVE YOU!!!!' I shout jumping in my seat.

'Not as much as you LOVE a certain other sixth year Gryffindor' Becks says as she starts grinning maliciously.

Uh Oh.

I never liked that grin. Always means trouble.

For me at least.

Like the last time she aimed it my way I ended up stuck in a broom closet upside down for three hours. Took some explaining when I was eventually found. By Snape. Who seemed to be convinced that I did it because I enjoy hanging upside down in a tiny broom closet. I mean who would?

Yeah maybe you would you overgrown bat.

I do not enjoy looking like a tomato because of all the blood rushing to my head.

'A sixth year huh Gin? Who might he be?'

Oh fuck it.

'Harry.' Aw crap. Did I just answer as in Harry or was I just addressing him...

Stupid brain!!!

I don't know which one I meant!

'Me? Awwwwwwww thanks Gin I'm flattered but I think Ron may kill me if you declare THAT in front of him.'

'Yeah, yeah Harry. Whatever helps inflate your ego. Now I have an essay to do! Nighty night!' I wave my fingers at him before spinning around and looking at my essay in despair.

'FUCK IT!!!!' One of George's brilliant ideas hit me on the head. The W.H.A.C.K.

' Weasleys. Hellion. Acclaiming. Clobbering. Killbot.' Killbot? Dear god. Lovely title wouldn't you say?

They should really not sell these to enraged Teenaged Girls. Never a good idea!!

Really NOT GOOD!

'Stupid effing brothers.' I mutter leaning over my work whilst Becks sits down and hands me her notes. Harry strolls over to the girls and starts talking to them. He looks kinda pissed if you ask me.

But you didn't so I'll leave it.

'Stop paying attention to Wonder Boy and get to work missy!' Colin orders me pointing at my essay.

Wonder Boy?

Oh never mind.

Work. Work. Work.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

AHHHHHH!!!

Oh crapamoly!!! I fell asleep and both Colin and Becks are looking pissed to say the least.

'GINNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'Am sorry?'

Something else hits me on the head. I feel weird. Colin and Becks burst out laughing.

'What?' I ask looking from one to the other. Becks rummages around in her bag and hands me a mirror.

I have Black hair.

MESSY black hair.

HARRYS FREAKING BLACK HAIR!!!

Oh dear GODRIC GRYFFINDOR PANTS!!!!!

Great.

Just my freaking luck!

MERLIN DAMN YOU ALL!!!

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