Oh bloody hell!!
Yeah I sound like the person I am trying to trick.
Oh the irony.
I would think?
Someone tell the idiotic author of this story whether it is or not. I do NOT want to sound like an idiot.
Huh. Where did that come from?
Never mind.
Here I am with my partner-in-crime!
Fine I drew the short straw!!
I'm stuck with Becks.
And Luna.
And besides the wacky stories she's fine.
It's just that Harry in complete and utter stupidity (which I don't usually associate with him) gave her (Becks) some sugar quills earlier.
If I wasn't head over heels in love with the guy I swear I'd kill him.
So I've got the multitude of colours and Colin and Harry have Seamus.
Surprising I know. I thought Seamus would want to stay away from me. With the whole y'know...
But as he said 'Oh fer the love of Merlin Gin. The tension between those two is enough to blow a hole in a wall. Sin é pian in mo thóin.'
(A.N Teehee!! If you want a translation ask! If you know what it mean shhhh!!!!)
What does that mean??? I should ask. But first the plan!!!
Step One!
Inform everyone that the closet in question is not to be disturbed. AT ANY TIME!!
Well that we have! I also have Demezla and Neville distracting Lavender as a precaution. (Never get between a girl and her crush) Most people started cheering when we announced our plan!
We were given sweets!!! I love Gryffindors! (Not just because I'M one of course!)
Step Two!
Charm the door so it only opens FOR THE CHARMER. (Just a precaution.)
Colin has that taken care of. He is the best at charms amongst our little group. Fancy bit of wand work and voila!! Door will open for us! And just us!
Step Three!
Practice a convincing story to get both parties to the closet.
Seamus!
Looks like the Irish charm is also as very misleading one. But yeah wowza!!
I see why EVERYBODY loves the Irish!
Step Four!!
Disarm them subtly. SUBTLY.
That's why Becks and I are skulking around the 6th floor corridor. Waiting for them to arrive. Becks will distract them with some sugar induced wackiness and I will get the wands before they notice.
Step Five!
Then shove one in and then the other.
That's Harry.
He's by the closet under the cloak. Lovely gadget that is I must say. I want one con sarn it!
Step Six!
You should probably charm the closet not to let one kill the other.
Colin again. Also with an anti maiming one thrown in, best be safe than sorry! Thanks to Luna.
Step Seven!!!
Leave for a good few hours to simmer.
I.E we sit back relax and enjoy our last few hours of life.
I am not joking.
It IS Hermione.
And Ron isn't famed for his cool calm temper either.
Step Eight!!
Run like hell (Or bask in glory) when they emerge.
It's going to be the latter unfortunately not the former. But as the ever wise Remus said.
We'll learn from the trial.
We still have lots more plans to try out!
Or so I have been lead to believe. That notebook is a very convincing one. Also Very entertaining!! It went on for about six pages about Lily and James' ammm... let's say disputes' (putting it lightly of course!) but that was just the bullet pointed version of events.
'We have a go!!! Plan Stubbornness is a go!' Seamus voice whispers in my ear.
You are also probably wondering how he is whispering in my ear when it's just me, Becks and Harry here right? And we are separated along the corridor.
I really never give Fred and George enough credit do I?
They came up with the ingenious idea of having little charmed earrings (for girls or very confidant guys) but there is also the option of attaching them to glasses or little things that slip into the ear. Harry surprisingly enough is the only guy wearing the earring (I though Seamus might have tried it. He seems fun like that and I was disappointed to find out that I couldn't Bull- convince Colin to wear one.
Harry's earring is a Horntail fang, imaginative eh? Fred and George must've made is specially.
But man it looks GOOD!
Not that I'm noticing or anything.
They made me the cutest earrings. They are little snitches and quaffles that are studs but zoom round in circles. Just for me!
'Gotcha! Colin where are you?'
'Heading down towards you now!'
'Good I'm going to need help with Ron. He may be skinny but Dear Merlin is he heavy!'
'Yeah but that's only with some Weasleys Harry. Me and Charlie are really light. Don't ask me how I know that.'
'Simple Quidditch Gin. You two are Seekers! I'm fairly light too.'
'Would you stop yammering and get into positions.'
'Right Becks!'
I stepped behind one of the suits of armour hiding myself entirely, withdrawing my wand and pointing it towards the entrance. I see Becks crouching behind a smaller suit and Colin whizzing by, and then disappearing in midair. That is just so strange.
I hear Luna and Seamus talking about something. Loudly. Hermione is asking questions and Ron is trying to escape by the sounds of things. If I was him and knew what was about to be sprung on me. I probably would too. That and judging by Hermione's tone of voice.
Scary. But he LOVES her. She LOVES him.
Lucky so and sos.
Well here goes nothing.
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OUCH!!!
Why why why WHY did Hermione have attack me??? ME???
It was Becks who tripped her!!!
Not me! This time I remain innocent of all charges! Well at least Ron didn't go berserk. I think he even thanked Harry, in strange boy language or something. I will never truly understand the male sex. Not that I particularly want to of course.
But ouch!
You want me to relive those moments?
Oh hell no!! NOT going THERE buddy!
It hurts even thinking about it. Oh lord she has one hell of a right hook.
'Ice?' Suddenly a hand is next to my head with an ice pack clasped in its grip.
'Love a pack thanks.'
'Mione hit you fairly hard. Almost as bad as the ferret I'd say.'
'Thanks Ron very sympathetic.' Ron leans back as I press the pack to my aching cheek. Man it feels soooo nice.
'Where did you get the idea for that by the way?'
'Why aren't you asking your best mate?'
Ron looks at me for a long moment and I distantly hear a cry of 'Harry James Potter what were you thinking?'
Oh whoops.
Full name.
Glad I'm dealing with Ron though I do presume that she shall be round later to-
Finish the job!
Queue insane overdramatic music blah blah blah...
I wince and Ron continues, 'I know Harry better than anyone and I know he'd never go through with a plan like that not even come up with one. That's where you come in.'
'When did you become so shrewd? Who are you and what have you done with my brother?' I ask getting up and jumping on him, checking behind his ears for a mask of some sort.
Ron swats me off. Merlin he's gotten strong. Stupid, daft, strong keeper of a brother. Oh do what you always do just like when he starts asking questions about guys. Confuse! I thought this would be in your head by now Ginny.
Ginny must make a note to stop referring to herself in third person.
'Wasn't my idea exactly. More along the line of The Marauders.' Gotcha!
He blinks at me. Blue eyes slightly clouded. That's odd. He only gets that look when-
'Hello Ginervra.'
Bugger my giddy aunt!! Again.
Not that Muriel is all that giddy honestly.
Okay she's my cantankerous Gran-Aunt who from my tender age of five was convinced I'd end up a prostitute.
Lovely woman really.
I beam widely and turn to her. 'Hermione! Hi!'
'I need to ask you what you were thinking shoving myself and Ron into that dreadful cupboard.'
Not so much a question as a 'Give me the answer I want RIGHT NOW!!!... Or else!' sort of thing.
'Well. It was a...'
Hermione sits down in front of me next to Ron who leans back watching her slyly. Harry plonks himself next to me as I gabble. Becks and Colin dash over and sit on the floor in front of me facing Hermione and Ron.
'A... experiment!!!' I spit out after a few seconds.
Hermione looks at me disbelieving. 'Really? What for?'
'Oh no subject just something that Bill mentioned to me when he wasn't attached to Phlegm. I just wanted to see if it would work.'
Hermione (thankfully) seems to buy it. But you'd think that she'd be grateful at the very least that we actually locked her in a broom closet with her one and only. But nooooooooo. Maybe she is and THAT'S why she bought my lie so easily.
At least Ron seems to be slightly grateful. What did happen I wonder?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
OH MERLIN NOT AGAIN!!!
Go AWAY you stupid images.
AWAY I COMMAND YOU!
Phew.
Gone, I can now continue my nearly sane life.
Yeah right. Sane.
'So how did any of you hear what happened to Malfoy?' Becks asks leaning against my legs rubbing them slightly. Awwww she's like a kitten!!
I lean over and she turns her head up towards me. 'No. What???'
'Well...'
'Becks!!'
'Well he got into a little trouble today.'
She smirks and rolls over onto the floor doodling on a piece of parchment that just happens to be there. Convenient.
Everyone leans over. Ron and Harry with a small touch of a 'we know what this is about' air.
'Oh did I mention that the trouble was with his pants?'
I burst out laughing.
'His pants?'
'Yup. The idiotic bloke couldn't keep them up. And I think he may be gay.'
I look at her and she gets it immediately.
'Well there has to be a reason he was wearing Harry Potter boxers.'
To my surprise Harry and Ron start laughing, clutching their sides.
'It worked!'
'I'm a genius!!'
'Never thought I'd agree Ron but yeah!'
'Hey!'
'Did you guys do that?' Becks and I ask in sync. We turn and look between them.
Harry actually slips off the couch with laughter and somehow manages to take me with him.
Well THIS is a first.
I'm lying on top of Harry and Ron isn't killing him.
Yeah I KNOW!!
ISN'T KILLING HIM!!
I'm in a whole new universe or something.
I roll off and shake my head. Toned. Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Must. Not. Think. Such. Thoughts.
Lusty lusty thoughts!!
No!! BAD THOUGHTS!
Hermione is scolding Ron.
'Honestly Ronald I thought you had matured. And you turned round and did that!!!' She storms off but Ron doesn't back down. He catches up with her easily catching her arm and turning her around.
'It was payback for what the bastard did to my sister! Weasley honour. Nothing gets in the way. I'm sorry that my new found reputation in your eyes has been tarnished. But some things are worth sacrificing a reputation for. You know that.'
'Wise words, Ron. If you had chosen any others I probably would be yelling at you know. I'm sorry.'
'Forget it 'Mione doesn't matter.'
Oh it's a moment.
A Ron/Hermione moment. Which are sweet but very awkward to be caught in. Colin snaps a quick pic of the pair staring at one another lovingly.
In a few short years Hermione will be my sister. I'm sure of it!!
Meanwhile Becks is beginning to cough a bit. Yeah she's right the moment is dragging a little bit. It'd be fine if it led to snogging or something but naaah. That'll probably happen at the 'Now or Never' point.
I'm thinking final showdown between Harry and He-Who-Need-To-Rethink-The-Makeover.
Moment is defiantly stretching everyone's limits.
'OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!' Beck stands up getting everyone's attention in the practically empty common room.
'What????'
'I think Sirius Black is my DAD!!!!'
That shattered the moment nicely.
Wait a minute.
She thinks what???
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Well there is the next instalment.
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So I will be busy busy revising but I hope to be update about the second week of December so you will all have to wait about a month.
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