HI!!! yeah this is up earlier then I had planned but I figured that fiction writing would be helpful English revision!!! It makes sense people!!

So heres the latest installement! If I didn't reply to ANYONE with their reviews for the last chapter I AM SO SORRY!!

I couldn't remember who I had replied to or not!

Sorry again! Enjoy!

Ammmmm well as I have always said Becks is the Queen Of Randomness.

But this is INSANE!!!!! Even by the insane standards of my life.

Sirius? I mean... That is crazy.

Is it?

Everyone else is staring at each other gobsmacked.

I feel my legs moving forward. Suddenly I'm running dragging Harry by the arm up to the boys' dormitories.

So this is what an out-of-body-experience is like. Strange. I can see myself running up the stairs like there is no tomorrow. And Harry jogging behind (his legs are a lot longer than mine) black hair bouncing.

'Where's the notebook?!?!?!?' I demand rushing over to his trunk. I go over to his bedside table and begin searching. Harry moves over to his trunk heaves it open and pulls it out.

'You mind?' He asks looking over at my crazed rummaging. I look up holding a Weasley jumper with a dragon emblazed on it. We both stare at it.

'When was the last time you cleaned in here Harry?' I ask wrinkling my nose. I may not be the tidiest girl ever, that award is Hermione's, but two years of not checking under the bed?

Gross!

Typical guy thing. Though he does look ashamed of himself. The rest of his stuff is very neat and tidy in comparison I must say. Well when you look at Rons' stuff especially. I think I see something moving and Harry moves casually out of the way.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

He peers at the jumper. 'It's clean. Guess Dobby must've left it. Come on; let's see what craziness ensues below.' I stare down at it holding it up a little higher. Harry rolls his eyes at me, smirking in that all knowing way that drives me nuts.

I shake my head and put it down on his bed neatly. Harry looks at me oddly. He grins and beckons me to the door. I skip past him and stop and peer down at the scene below. Becks is rampaging around the room squeaking incoherently. Colin is running around trying to stop her from causing any lasting damage. Ron and Hermione strangely enough are still standing in the same place but their heads turned to the other pair. Though Ron keeps glancing up towards us or where he knows we've vanished to.

We walk down the stairs ignoring the comments and cat calls from the other boys from all years. Except the first years, I think they're scared of Harry or else they saw my blow-up with Chang. Or have heard of my temper. Or Harrys. Who knows? Not I that's for sure.

Not I.

Shaking my head internally... Not I!

Becks darts over to me and Harry stopping about an inch from my nose.

This is normal for her. She likes being up in people's faces.

Literally.

'Well?' She demands tapping her foot. On mine might I add.

'You mind Black?' Becks looks at me her eyes wavering. Whoa!

'Becks! Oh Merlin!!' I gabble as she turns from me. 'I didn't mean to-... Oh crap!!' Colin stares at her worryingly.

Oh shite!

I run round to face her only to find her giving me the old manic grin.

The sneaky little twank!!!

'Hey we want to show you something Rebecca.' We both turn and gape at Harry. Colin manages to splutter.

'Rebecca????'

'Hahahaha!!!!! Re-beeeeeeeeeeeeeec-CA!!!!' I drag out laughing hysterically. Suddenly I'm on the ground, pinned.

That's gonna hurt come morrow.

Feck it.

Harry blinks looking between us. Ron rolls his eyes and tells both him and Hermione.

'No one ever calls Becks, Rebecca 'cause only her grandparents and teachers call her that. So if anyone calls Becks Rebecca, Ginny laughs and gets pinned. Which is odd cause I thought the girl was smart.' Ron finishes smirking down at me.

Asshole.

Becks nods eagerly and rolls off me (thank you JEBUS!).

'You had something for me to see?'

'Yeah this.' Harry opens the notebook to the picture of the old gang. Becks gasps and points at the blonde currently whacking Sirius on the upside of the head.

'That's my Mum!!!'

Well if that isn't and interesting co-inkkeydink! (A/N Pronounced EXACTLY AS SPELLED! Co-ink-key-dink! Got it? Good!! You are a smart lot after all, why you are reading this I'll never know! Oh back to the story!!)

'Okay! Now all we need to know is who she is.' Harry finishes. 'And if she had a past with Sirius.'

'How do we figure that out Harry?' Hermione ask curiously.

I grin at Harry, who grins at me at the same time.

'You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?' I ask waggling my eyebrows.

'Why I believe I do!' He mimics my expression.

Oooooo evil smiles!!! We stand next to each other and grin at everyone else.

'Off to find the werewolf! The wonderful wolf of OURS!' I sing pretty badly. (A/N: I think you can guess the tune. :P)

FLASH!!!!

'Colin!!'

'Sorry Red, but the evil smiles where too hard to resist!'

Suuuuure they were.

This has nothing to with your old obsession with Harry does it?

Hmmmmm??

Oh he can't hear my thoughts!! Hehe!!

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Oh jaysus.

I hurt ALL OVER.

Ouch. OUCH. Ouch.

I am going to KILL Becks.

And Hermione.

Then Becks again. This time for the insane get-together idea.

And Colin. He keeps acting like he knows something he shouldn't.

About me.

Then Becks AGAIN!!! For that book which I am currently glaring at in my dorm.

'How to charm the pants off any Seeker.'

What a load of bull.

I do have a very long list of people to kill don't I? Ohhhh so much to do and so very little time to do it! Anyways!

I did try burning the book but alas! She-Who-Is-A-Complete-Walking-Disaster charmed it so it wouldn't.

Hey how about I transfigure it into a, a, an ammmmm QUAFFLE!!! That'd be handy!!

Fuck.

Won't let me. In fact it hit me in the face when I tried.

Everyone and everything HATES ME!!!

'Psssst Gin!! Pssst!!'

Okay now I'm hallucinating. I just heard Harry.

'GIN!!!' I turn to the window of my dorm where I'm hiding. End of the day thank jebus.

I open the window and am amazed to see Harry floating there on his broom.

'Harry?!?!?!? Are you insane? Wait don't answer that I already know the answer.'

'Could you let me in?? I know no one else is there. All the other girls are downstairs conspiring against me. And it's fucking cold out here!' I open the window and Harry manages to climb in.

'Against you? Surely they'd be conspiring to get you to ask them out?'

He straightens up and nods. 'THAT'S my point!!!'

I roll my eyes and plonk myself on the bed shoving the book out of his sight. I don't need any more embarrassing situations thanking you very much.

Especially NOT involving Mister Harry 'Irresistible' (not my words but I must agree) Potter.

'How did you think of that idea?' I ask getting up to close the window. It is nearly December now so tis quite chilly. He smirks and raises the notebook.

'Parently my father got quite inventive. Tried to serenade my mother by floating out the window but got hexed. Right through a wall.'

I wince, but smile a few seconds later.

'You are like him aren't you? Except for the bullying thing of course. You are much too nice for that. Just the sheer determination and total disregard for the rules. In the good way naturally!'

Harry smiles warmly. I have to lean against the bedpost to prevent me from falling.

Jelly-knee like alert! Then his forehead crinkle slightly head cocked looking at me.

'Just nice?' He asks. 'Hmmm I'm thinking I should be insulted by that.'

'Really?' Arching my eyebrow and looking at him from an angle. He gets up flicking his fringe out of his eyes and looks at me. This does not look good.

'Am I not dangerous?' He asks in a low voice, staring me down.

'For a kitten maybe.' I quip. Oh boy. Forget jelly. I'm surprised I haven't turned to a puddle of mush!

'Aren't I not I tad insane?' He steps forward.

'To be friends with Ron you'd have to be.' I manage to squeeze out.

He steps right in front of me so I have to stare up at him. Dear Godric he is tall. When did Harry becoming so damned alluring???? I never notice how small I was in comparison to him. I mean I'm used to tall guys. My family is full of them. Ron and Dad especially. Mum says that Ron takes after Dad in the looks department. His hair is sticking up even more so and I want to push it back.

Nuh uh! Gin we are not going there!!

But!!

No... stupid conscience making me do the right thing...

But Harry... I don't know but I feel sort of odd about being small around him. Can't explain it.

'Am I not reckless Ginevra?' He leans down just so he's an inch from my face. I have to step back. I do and collide with the bed bouncing slightly.

'Reckless as a shrimp maybe.' Shrimp????? Oh man I am getting rusty!

Harry takes his broom and climbs up onto the windowsill. 'I knew you'd say that. I'll be back Gin and when I do you are going to have some very different answers for me.' Grinning evilly. I watch as he leaves the room.

I turn over; get changed right as Becks bounces in. 'You okay Red? You look completely star-struck. What's up?'

'I'll tell you in the morning I'm not quite sure what happened myself. I need to think it over. Night Becky.'

I sleep and my dreams are haunted by Harry. Christ almighty. What the hell was he on about?

I jump awake with his green eyes imprinted in my head.

What was he thinking last night? What was he saying?

I get up shaking the thoughts from my head.

Becks is already up writing down something. 'What cha up to?' I asks pulling on some pants.

'Oh! I list of things I have to ask Professor Lupin when we find him.'

'That's very... forward thinking of you.' The world has spun around and left everything completely bonkers!!

'So what happened?' Becks asks putting away the sheet of parchment carefully.

'Well... I was up here trying to burn the- I mean burn through my potions homework.' Yeah that'll work she'd kill me if she found out I was trying to destroy her present.

'And I heard Harry calling me from outside. I went to the window and there he was flying on his Firebolt. And I let him in and then well...'

'Well?' Patience was never her strong suit.

Then it hits me.

The bastard was having me on!!!

'Fuck him anyway!!!!' I yell jumping out the room fully dressed and sprinting down the stairs. Becks clambering after me.

'What are you doing Gin?' She calls after me.

I jump down the final few steps and look around the room. There he is.

'HARRY!!!' He turns and when he sees me he blanches.

Got you now Misssster Potter!!!

He opens his mouth and I march up to him glaring. His eyes which were locked on me a second ago drift away from me. His jaw drops and eyes shoot open.

Man! What could possibly have happened that he wasn't completely terrified of me-?

He grabs my shoulders and spins me around.

OH!

MY!

MERLIN!!!!

IN RONS BOXER SHORTS!!!! (Yup I'm that surprised!!)

Lavender Brown is screaming blue bloody murder at Hermione.

Well that's not so weird really.

But Hermione-

Is screaming blue bloody murder right back.

YES!! HERMIONE!!!

Oh boy. Looks like us Weasleys and Harry have been a rather hideous influence on her.

The things she's saying would make even 'He-Whose-Face-Got-Fucked-Up' blush!!!

Yes, I am being serious.

No, I am not crazy.

... hm.

Well at this point in time I'm not okay???

I can't help but wonder what caused this catfight to start. Most of Gryffindor are the same. Whispering and pointing. I step forward to break it apart before violence can ensue.

I mean we wouldn't want Lavender to end up grievously injured do we?

ahem

Moving on!! Hermione can be vicious and whatever sparked her off-

'You COMPLETE WHORE!!!!!!'And a loud smacking noise follows. I stop and nearly collapse.

That was HERMIONE?!?!?!????!!!???

My eyes and ears are not deceiving me!! It was!

I turn to Harry who is staring at me with similar shock etched on his face.

It seems time has stopped still. Everyone watches as Hermione pants, bright red and holding her hand up. And Lavender stands shaking slightly a handprint splattered across one cheek.

'Hey!... Ummmmm what's going on?'

Lovely timing that Ron has.

Both girls turn to stare at him.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!! I get it now!!

Both of them like him.

This is going to mean war between them.

Ah bollocks.

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