OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whilst all the cheering is going on I'm being spun into god knows where!!

'BECKS!!!! I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!!!!'

'WHAT??!??!?!?!??'

'GROW A PAIR OF EARS YOU???' I yell at her. The party is going at full swing. Harry is talking to Seamus, Colin and Neville. Ron is off somewhere with Hermione doing god knows what!

And me you ask?

Sigh...

I'm stuck out in the make shift dance floor with Becks who is waaaay too hyper!!

Quidditch + Sugar + Butter beer EQUALS LADIES AND GENTS!!! REBECCA BLACK!!!!!!!!

Remus will be over during Chrimbo I believe soooo yay!!!! I will go do some spelunking!!

Weeeeeeeeee!!

Detective work!!! It's very additive!! I can see why the Trio get involved in so much of it!

I break free from Becks' vice like grip.

Ouch... I'm gonna have bruises!! I stroll over to the table with the Butter Beer and grab a bottle.

Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!

I giggle to myself as I watch as Becks drags Ron away from Hermione and begins to spin him the exact same way as she did me. Ron well used to this behaviour just goes with the flow. Hermione strolls over to me.

'Becks sure is hyper.'

I arch my eyebrow giving her my best amused look. She giggles and I soon join in.

'Hey what's so funny?' I point over at Ron who is now really messing around out on the makeshift floor; Beck is just doing what she usually does.

Her crazy unpredictable, her usual is the unusual. Hermione is laughing whilst looking at Ron. She isn't the only one however. I glance warily at Lavender you is looking murderous.

Uh oh...

I push Hermione forward hurriedly. I look at Harry and we both nod.

'In the drawer?' I whisper quickly. He pushes towards the boys' dorm and I begin to sprint.

MY hard work will not be wrecked you blonde whore!!!

Pant. Pant. Pant.

Once more!!

OH dearest darling brother of mine Ronald! You will never know exactly what I do for you!!!!

I skid into the dorm. Still rocking the skid thang!!!

Yah baby. Back to what I am doing...

Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle.

AHA!!!! Got it!! I pull out the book which Harry has clearly been flicking through, but something else falls out which catches my eye.

Odd.

It's a piece of parchment. Hmmmm.

'Gin!'

'Harry! I spin round and he's there. Leaning against the door frame.

Gulp!

'You messing with my stuff?'

'No! This just fell out when I grab the Notebook!' He comes over and takes the parchment from my limp hand. He tucks it back into the drawer going a fierce red.

'What's this? A love note?' I ask him smirking slightly at him, whilst inside my insides I'm dancing the conga.

No that's a bad description; imagine a conga line with Fred, George and Becks in it.

Then you're close to how my insides are feeling.

Well actually the three in your minds' eye would have to be drunk!

Just so you get a pretty accurate likeness.

'No! It's just, something stupid. Doesn't matter all that much now what do the infamous lot have to say about something like our situation?'

I flick through the Notebook and sit myself down on Harry's bed.

'Well?'

'Keep your pants on Harry!'

'You know we shrimp are very impatient' he says plonking himself down next to me.

I'll bet you are!

AHA!!!

(AN: Sorry about this next bit but the underline WON'T work!! Tis very stupid!! Anyways! Normal bold is SIRIUS! Normal is REMUS. Italics are SAM. And Bold Italics are MARY! Got it? I knew you would!)

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Dealing with the annoying other 'LOVE INTEREST!'

AS reiterated ONCE MORE by the ever fantastic-

And you say I'M egotistical!

Let her continue Padfoot!

What is with the nicknames?

LONG STORY!!

AHEM!

All together now children! Sorry Mary, we do love you and your fantasticness!

You better!

The Ever Fantastic (and exceedingly patient) Mary.

Have the advice needed to deal with The Problematic Person.

You know what I'm talking about!

These people are the HUGE problems in your quest to get the Love-hate relationship people who are too stubborn NOT to act like complete prats-

Or be too High and Mighty!

Will we HAVE to separate you two AGAIN?!?!?

I'll behave!

Yeah right, and Snape finally washed his hair.

She's got you there!

CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS??????

Right! Well this girl (or guy) will be very very detrimental to your plan if left unattended for long!

So here are a few ideas as to deal with the whores! (Well 99.9 of the time anyway)

First of all!

Try introducing to a new and unsuspecting person. (Who also happens to resemble their current crush tends to help)

If that fails well...

Get pranking!!!

BLACK! THAT IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING!!!!

Sam!!! It's okay! We used this before remember?

Oh yeah...

Well basically what you do is!

1. Think of a brilliant scheme that is sure to get ANYONE pissed off! (Even the most insane person off your back. Trust me it HAS to be good!

2. Then you have to think of a way to make sure both the Crazy Crush (CC from here on in cause I couldn't be arsed!) Are in the same place at the same time (THIS IS KEY!)

What a surprise... HE COULDN'T BE ARSED!

HE-

Seconded!!

I HATE YOU ALL!!!

You love us! Go on admit it!!

Mumbles incoherently under breath.

Close as we'll get!

YAY!

3. Make sure that the crush interest of the CC has been implemented!!

HE USED A BIG WORD!!! He's LEARNING Remus!! LEARNING!!!!

CHEERING MADLY!! Also I do appear to be getting some odd looks...

4. Also make sure that the other party of the Stubborn Pair is not present, and then explain to her later.

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I hand the book to Harry and get up and begin to pace.

'What are you thinking?' He asks me whilst keeping his head buried in the book.

'Well, pranking is in our blood right? Well in your case the proof is lying on your lap and right here.'

I pick up the Marauders Map and wave it at him.

'So?'

'Sooooo...'

'Oh.'

'Godric you can be slow Harry... C'mon! I'll message George and you talk to the others! Can I use Hedwig?'

'Sure! How bout we send that tomorrow? I mean c'mon tonight's our night. Sides if we have a team dance or something now we can easily keep Lavender away from Ron.'

'Smart man Harry!! You're a smart man!!!'

'Just a few seconds ago I was slow.'

'Meh. I'm fickle get over it!'

Then we are back in the middle of the Common Room floor. Generally just messing and having a laugh. We all just have fun like we are ordinary teens and no weirdo snake person is trying to kill us all. Just because we all much prettier than him.

Not our fault he went all CrAzY!!!!

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Oh god... Ow ow OW!!!!

MY FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swing my legs over the edge. I gently place my poor feet on the ground, dear sweet cold floor.

I could kiss you!!

I pad slowly across the floor damning Becks every chance I get.

She did this!! She insisted we have a 'dance off'!!! And you know how Harry and I hate to loose!!

STUPID STUPID!!!!

After I FINALLY manage to shower. I plop downstairs to where Hermione is sitting holding a magazine and Becks is nodding happily-

Back up a second.

Magazine?

Hermione?

WHEN?

I stand in front of her and bend down. Examining her. My still wet hair which I pulled into a messy plait swings and hits me in the face.

I wince and shove it back.

'What Ginny?' Hermione asks not looking up from the magazine.

'What is going on? You Hermione Jean Granger never read magazines like this. And I mean NEVER!!'

She blushes furiously. Awwwww she looks like a little angel that you stick up of the Christmas tree!!

I bet Ron would like that on his Christmas Tree!

OH GOD WHY DO I THINK SUCH THOUGHTS??!?!?!?!???

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME??????

OH GODRIC YES THERE IS!!!!!

'I have to look for a nice dress for next Friday!'

Friday... Why is that day sooo...?

OH SHIT!!!!!!

FUCK BOLLOCKS OH HOLEY MERINS PANTS!!

I forgot!!!

'You didn't forget did you Ginny?'

'Ammmmm.'

'Hermione, this IS Ginny Weasley we're talking about. Of course she forgot.'

'WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??!?!??' Panic attack!! NO NO NO!!! MY first date (eep!!!! A DATE Dances manically inside)

'We will get you sorted. I think Dumbledore is letting anyone who is going to the party, into Hogesmead from two onwards. So I think we will find you something.'

'Oh it's a miracle!! A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!!'

I sing happily sitting back into the couch curling up happily.

'Morning!'

'Morning Colin!! How you be doing?' I ask yawning slightly.

'Morning Colin!! How you be doing?' I ask yawning slightly.

'Fine. Tired much though. And really glad that we get to go to Hogesmead. I need I break.'

'From what exactly? You haven't been doing much really.'

Colin blinks at her. 'I am a very busy O.W.L student of course I need a break!!!'

Hermione sniffs and shakes the magazine.

I feel my ears twitch and I notice that Becks is eating those devineilesious cookies!

'Ginny why are you looking at me like that?'

'I love you.'

'Ginny-'

'COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I leap at her and sit in the floor near Hermione triumphantly munching a cookie until I hear-

'RON IT'S THE COOKIES!!!!!'

'REALLY?!?!? GET 'EM!!!!!'

Suddenly myself and Becks are distinctly cookie-less.

Me no likey that!!!!!

I look at Becks and we nod decisively.

'ATTACK!!!!'

But as soon as we attack them we are blasted apart.

You know those scenes in which someone goes backwards on a couch legs flying in the air right?

Well that's pretty much what happened. We get ourselves untangled and peer over the edge of the up turned couch.

'Is it safe yet?' We hear Harry ask from the other side.

They both pop up and I must say Ron does a pretty fantastic impression of Harry. If Harry was a red head.

But never the less the impression is quite hilarious. The hair is sticking up in exactly the same way and he somehow managed to get the glasses on. Harry pops up next to him looking completely baffled. And rather blinded.

Hermione who has just sat down again tucks her wand away.

'Ginny we really need to do something about a dress for you. Red or green?'

Becks nods. 'Hey Harry what colour are your dress robes again?'

Ron stares from one to the other.

'What does Harry have to do with Ginny dress robes?'

Harry merely mumbles incoherently looking immensely guilty and shuffles away after taking his glasses from Ron.

Hermione of course not able to look at the pair.

'What do you mean by that Ron? Surely you know that Ginny is going with Harry, right?'

'No Hermione I didn't.'

Ron glares at Harry. Harry looks totally embarrassed.

Hermione finally looks up and her eyes widen and I think I'm having a heart attack.

This time Ron really is going to kill his best mate. And if not him judging by his face which is rapidly turning read at an alarming rate The Weasley Brothers (or Bothers in my case) may have a hand.

You can't kill Harry Ron!!

Oh lord he's lunging!!

DON'T KILL!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF MERLINS UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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