Well last night was a complete knock out.

Literally.

Let's see what happened since.

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

Krum got kicked out of Hogwarts

I nearly got to kiss Harry. NEARLY but not quite... grrrrr!

Operation Squabbling went down the tube.

Ron actually tried apologising like an adult!

There's a shocker. No sarcasm this time!

And Hermione acted like a child.

And there is the plain UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

Now Harry and I can't look at each other

Awkward Party of two please.

Here we are sitting at home Ron clutching an ice-pack to his face. Mum mad at Ron. Dad stunned at Ron. Bill and Charlie rather confused.

And Fred and George are actually looking at him with respect.

'About time.' Harry mutters beside me. I look at him and quickly look away. After the 'Almost Incident' things are most assuredly awkward.

'Bloody Bulgarian Bastard.' Hehehe!! Alliteration.

And very true.

'RONALD!'

'Sorry Mum.'

'Anyway what did happen to you? Who were you fighting with?' Bill and Charlie enter. Both look curiously at me and Harry and whistle when they see Ron's rather purple mug.

'Well, Krum started it to be perfectly honest. I couldn't help but retaliate.'

'Victor Krum? Merlin! Why in blues blazes did he hit you?' Charlie asks amazed. Dad leans forward at the kitchen table, also looking amazed by this statement.

'Apparently I made a 'move' on Hermione and when I informed him that I was actually with her at the party he completely lost it and hit me.'

George runs over. Well at least I think its George.

Usually I can tell the difference. You see, one of George's ears is slightly higher than the other.

But now?

I can't be arsed really checking.

Hey, it's Christmas!

'You were with Hermione? As in a date?'

'Well... I dunno...'

'Yes they were. Until Krum screwed it up.' I tell whichever bloody twin it actually is.

'That's lovely Ron. Until you caused this.' Mum comes in holding a tray of biscuits which she puts down on the table.

Why does she always think its Ron's fault?

Ron glares and gets up.

'Haven't you been listening to me Mum? HE STARTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TRIED TO STOP THE GUY!! BUT NOOO IT'S ALWAYS RON'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

He storms out of the room. We hear him crash upstairs.

'Well... 'Appy Christmas!' Fleur enters staring after Ron.

Mum glares and huffs before storming off into the kitchen. Dad gets up and follows. Yeah Phlegm can really diffuse a situation alright,

Bill sits down across from me and grins.

'I don't like that grin. Bill?' He's scaring me.

'Party eh?' OH gawd... REALLY scaring me.

'You two were there I'm guessing.' He says gesturing between me and Harry.

'So what if we were?' I lean back in my chair.

I AM NOT GOING TO FALL THIS TIME!!

'Together?'

Famous last words.

'OUCH!!!!!!!!' I get up grumbling. It only gets worse each time.

'What is that such a hideous image Ginny?' Bills grin get oh so much wider.

Effing brothers.

'And if I was is it any of your business?'

'That's a YES!!' The four left down stairs yell out. They point accusingly at Harry who looks like he's about to have a heart attack and is glaring at me every so often.

'No that's a question numbskulls. I said IF I was. IF!!!! Learn to listen sheesh.'

At least they have the decency to look ashamed. Ron slouches back into the room and tosses a letter into my hand.

'It's from Hermione.' My gawd he looks soooo depressed. Much to my surprise he starts to whack his head off the table.

'Ron! Stop!'

'I screwed it up!!! Ginny completely!!! She'll never forgive me!!!'

'Ron she's not mad at you!' Harry tells him. I nod vigorously.

'She's just disappointed Ron that you leapt in to defend her 'honour' and the whatnot. She thought you knew that she can stand up for herself.'

'I do!!!! I really do!!! She kicks my ass all the time!! Of course I bloody well understand!!!'

'Then tell her that okay? She'll come round its okay.'

Ron still looks completely dejected. I look up at Fred and George.

'Do you have those Super Charged Screamers finished yet?'

'Well... We have' Fred starts

'The prototype finished.' George finishes.

'Perfect.'

'What you be thinking Gin-Bob?' Harry asks curiously. The others nod and look at me. I stand up grinning widely which has my darling brothers recoiling.

'Time to give that 'Bloody Bulgarian Bastard' as Ron so brilliantly put it, a piece of my mind.'

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CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Though it's slightly hamper by the fact that I have to stay with Phlegm.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr!! Though Remus is coming today!!!

Investigation time! I hop out of bed and scrawl a quick note to Becks.

Will be starting today! Let's see if I get anywhere!

HAPPY CHRIMBO BLACK!!!!

Red!

'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' I hear someone yell from upstairs. I send the note off with Pig and the presents for Becks and Colin.

Hmmmm sounds like their Christmas present was a fantastic one.

I reach beyond my bed and open the present from Hermione that Hedwig delivered last night.

A book.

Though this one is quite cool...

Famous Women in Wizarding History.

Hmmmmm!

Hermione harbours a fierce feminist inside. I KNEW there was a reason I liked her so much!

Hey! I am one too!!

I grew up with SIX brothers.

That is going to make a girl stand up for her sex a WHOLE lot.

But it's a book.

Am I surprised?

Of course NOT!

I riffle through some of my other gifts.

Becks got me a snitch!!!

How awesomely cool!!! Hey wait you little-

Ah shit it's flown out of my room!!!

Oh for the love of Godric.

I sprint out of my room, waking Phlegm in the process.

I feel sooo guilty.

Pffffft!!!!

'NONODY TOUCH THAT SNITCH IT'S MINE!!!' I yell at whoever is gracing the kitchen table. I run round it and finally make a leap for it.

'AHA!!!! Got'cha!' I cry as I grab it in mid air.

But I crash back to earth with a bang.

'Gravity. I HATE gravity.' I mutter from the floor.

What's this a proposal? Awwww that's sooo sweet!!!!!

Well I am going to have to say-

'Come on Firecracker. Christmas is NOT to be spent on the floor.' OH Bill how I love thee!!

He just saved me from a marriage with the floor!

'Thanks Bill. Ouch my knee. But look at the present Becks got me? Isn't it cool?'

I wave the snitch about and the thing cracks open.

'Looks like it broke.'

I stare at the half left in my hand. Barely had it five minutes...

Harry and Ron enter the room, Ron laughing his head off and Harry rubbing his arms agitatedly.

'Oh shut it Ron!'

'What's going on boys? Feeling better now Ron?' For the past few days Ron and stuck with the depressed attitude but when Gred and Forge dug into him he lashed out.

It was back and forth between those two emotions from then on.

Anger and depressedness.

It was like that muggle game... tennis?

'Kreacher gave Harry the loveliest present. A bunch of maggots!'

'Charming house elf you got yourself there Harry. Almost as charming as the Bat himself.'

Now if Becks was here she'd be singing some weird theme song from a T.V. show.

Batman was it?

Well it suits quite nicely.

In deep announcers' voice:

Professor Snape issssssssssss BATMAN!!!!

Well except for the fact that Batman's a muggle fictional character, Batman is nice, Snape is not, Batman resembles a human being and Snape is just an overgrown bat. And a prick.

Ron bends down and picks something off the floor.

'Hey Gin I think this is yours.' I take the thing from him.

'I LOVE Becks!!!! And Colin!!'

I really do!!!!

No matter how much they can annoy me they are the bestest.

It's the coolest charm bracelet EVER!

It's a nice sliver one with charms scattered on it. Hmmmm...

There's a Lion! Gryffindor duh!!

A Lightning Bolt. Very subtle guys.

A Wand.

A Star.

A Stallion. My patronus?

A Little Terrier. Ron's patronus!

An Otter. Hermione's!

A Squirrel. That's Becks (two crazy critters I guess).

Another dog. This one a bit larger then Ron's' COLINS!

A hare! Luna's!!

And of course the infamous stag.

'Wow!!! I love it.' I look at the other half of the shell left in my hand, there's a note neatly stuck in it.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

This is from all of us! But the snitch is from ME! (BECKS) Get someone to repair it and it'll be good as new.

Becks, Colin, Harry, Hermione, Luna and Ron!!

'Thank you!!!' I hug both Ron and Harry.

Mum comes in and ushers us to the tree. She hands out our presents.

From Fred and George a batch of WonderWitch stuff.

Minus the Love Potions I see.

'Thanks!!! No pranking stuff? Awwww'

'GINNY!'

'I'm joking Mum!!' But I'm really not. I wanted some new pranking gear.

I look around the room. Fred and George are talking with Harry. Ron is talking to Charlie. Bill is wrapped round Phlegm.

Gross!

Mum and Dad are talking quietly to each other.

I open my present from Mum and Dad.

Wow! Dad (clearly) got me the Chaser gloves I've been hankering for. Mum disapproves of her 'little girl' playing quidditch. It's not very 'lady-like'. And a gold jumper with a red 'G' splattered on the front.

Because of course I am going to forget that I'm Ginny and WON'T go around calling myself Charlie or something.

I look up at the tree. That angel seems a bit odd.

Rather fat and grumpy.

I squint at it for a while. Remus is smiling at me, looking at what I am staring at.

REMUS!!

I scramble up and slip slightly on the rug.

'Hi!'

'Hello Ginny, how are you?'

'I'm good! Thanks Professor.'

'I'm not a professor anymore Ginny.' I wish he was!!!!

'You'll always be 'Professor' to me!'

'I sincerely hope not.' Wow he looks wrecked.

'Anyways!! I need to ask you something!'

'Shoot.'

'Do you know if Sirius had any kids? I'm sorry that I have to ask but well...'

He blanches.

'Look Ginny I don't know what gave you that idea but-'

'Look, one of my friends, Rebecca. You remember her right? Well she is pretty convinced that she's his daughter.'

I stop and wait for a few minutes but get no response. Remus is just staring off in the distance.

'Hello?' I ask waving my hand in front of his face.

'From Harry's conspiracies theories to this.' He mutters.

'What?' I ask curiously.

'I'm sorry Ginny. I can't give you the answers you need. But I do have something for you to give to Rebecca. I'll give it to you after New Year. Alright?'

'Okay! Thanks.' I stand up and go to the kitchen to help Mum. Harry gets up and stops me.

'Did you get anything?'

'Well... he was muttering about certain theories of yours but all I got about Becks is that he is going to give me something to give to her. So he knows something. He just can't or won't tell me what.'

We both look over at Remus. He is staring into the fire again.

'I'm going to help Mum. Keep talking to Ron. He's looking down and depressed again.'

'DINNER!!!!!' Mum yells just as I get to the kitchen door. I turn to everyone else in the room.

'There's timing eh?'

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I CANNOT believe Percy!!!

Just turning up in the middle of dinner!

With the Minister!! I mean come on!

What does he take us for???

Idiots? I'm sorry but he is the total moron of the story here!!!!

At least I got him with the parsnip!!

My aiming rocks!! George hit Percy's shoulder and Fred hit the wall. Mum screamed at us but he deserved it. Especially when he stormed out on us.

And left Mum a blubbering mess.

For the SECOND TIME!!!

HE IS A COMPLETE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking asshole of a sibling.

Harry didn't look all together pleased either with what this Minister had to say either. Though I did get to touch his hair! There was a maggot in it. Not exactly romantic but well, twas an innocent excuse!!

It's so soft and nice and I think I FELT HIM SHIVER!!!!

Top secret inner Fan Girl (aged 11. Remember?) Squeals!! And dances!!!

But he was very disgruntled.

Wonder what that was all about. All I got was 'Poster boy? Do I look like a poster boy to you??'

Confused much. Why yes, yes I am.

I yawn and stretch. I need to avoid this. Phlegm is annoying Mum again with her singing impression.

There is going to one dead blonde tomorrow.

Well I don't think I'm going to be too disappointed.

What?

I don't like her!

It's allowed!!

'Night!!!' I call out into the room.

I head upstairs. I open my door and get out my pjs.

I sit down on the bed putting my other gifts away, taking the bracelet off my wrist.

I get up and when I turn back around there is a gift sitting on my bed.

I'm sure that wasn't there before.

I poke it with my wand.

One can never be too careful when one has Fred and George as brothers.

I lift it and exam it. Seems safe.

I pull open the snitch emblazed wrapping paper and find a small book.

I open it.

Sorry about what happened at Slughorns thing. My curiosity got the better of me I guess well... I hope this makes up for that!

I know I already gave you a charm (the stag! But you probably got that you are NOT an idiot unlike yours truly. And DON'T deny it!!) Well anyways I did get some help with this but still it's from me and no-one else though Colin deserves credit for the photos he printed for me.

Happy Christmas Gin!!

Harry.

Ahhh that's soo sweet!!!

I open the next page of the book and find the picture of us on the couch in the Common Room.

There are ones of me and Ron.

Quidditch.

Hermione and I, Becks and I. And so on so forth.

The last one makes me stop.

Someone managed to get a picture of me and Harry right before Krum ruined the moment.

Wow...

It looks intense. But this picture doesn't move. I poke it with my wand, but nope nada.

Hmmmm... a muggle photo.

Phlegm bursts into the room.

Yes I know you are sleeping in here but HELLO!!!! Repect for the owner of the room would be nice!

'You and 'Arry make a fine couple. Wouldn't you agree Bill?' She says on seeing the photo.

Bill stares gobsmacked at the photo. OH SHITE!!!!

Whatever you do Harry do not come upstairs!!!!!

'Do you like the present...' Harry trails off on seeing that Bill and Fleur are standing in close proximity. HE JUST HAD TO COME UP DIDN'T HE???? DIDN'T HE????

Oh cruel fate why must you mock us so???

Have me nearly kiss him then send Ron flying between us and now this!

Now Bill is going to gut and skin him!!!!

'Oh shit...' He mumbles. Bill turns towards him furious.

Oh fuckingnora!!!!

Bill is mad!!!!

NOT GOOD NOT GOOD!!!!!!

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BECOME A NUN!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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