'Ginny?'

Woooooah man...

'Ginny!'

Wow... I think I'm stoned...

Cool!!!!

'GINEVRA WEASLEY!!!!!!!!!'

'AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! What cha do that for?' I demand as I turn to whoever was yelling at me.

Becks and Hermione are both staring at me. With their eyebrows arched in that really annoying way I hate.

It's the 'you are hiding something... we are going to get it out of you' look.

Well that's usually somehow they usually do.

GrrrARGH!!!!

'What?'

'You've been acting oddly.'

'I always act oddly.'

'This is weirder.' Becks jabs her finger at me. She looks at me. Then grabs my head and continues to stare into my eyes daring me to blink.

I pull free and shake my head. Look who's talking missy!!

'Then your usual weirdness.' Hermione finishes, picking up The Daily Prophet. She flaps it in that superior way and begins to read.

Ron looks beyond me at the Main Door. He frowns slightly

'She's not the only one.' He arches his eyebrow. Hermione surfaces from the paper, shakes her head with an all knowing smile and returns to the paper but not before winking at me.

Since when does she wink?

Why is she winking at me?

HERMIONE is NOT supposed to wink!!!! It's weird!!!!!!!

This place is getting weirder by the minute.

'He is acting oddly. He is actually tripping over his own feet. He NEVER does that.'

Huh? I turn in my seat and see Harry.

OH SHIT!!!!

I hear a bang and see that Harry has tripped over nothing.

Knowing I'm probably the cause of the klutziness, I try to hide.

I grab a book from my bag which Colin kindly brought down to me. (I gave it to him last night. Becks would've forgotten.) And bury myself in it.

It IS a good cover after all. I actually need to do some revision after all.

Well it is a good cover until...

'Ginny? You do realise your reading that book upside down, don't you?'

Oh bugger it.

'Bugger IT!' Much to my surprise Harry echoes my thoughts.

How does he do that???

If you are in here Harry... I'm warning you get out!!!!!

At which point Harry falls over his chair.

Blinks confusedly for a minute...

Or two.

Or even three...

Well that was bizarre.

Even for ME!

Wait a minute...

Does that mean...

No it couldn't...

Could it?

'What happened to you mate?' Ron asks as Harry manages to get a fork to whack him in the forehead.

My theory is that when he stuck his elbow in his cereal (Not butter but pretty close!) the bowl tilted hit his spoon on which the fork rested, and then the fork was propelled to hit him on the forehead.

'Wha? OUCH!!!!!!!'

He now has scalded himself.

Clever boy. Ron smacks his shoulder sympathetically. Harry goes forward into his eggs.

Maybe he isn't so attractive with egg all over his face.

Oh who am I kidding?

I'd love him even he was covered in muck!

Which after a wet quidditch practice he usually is so that was a bad example.

'So who won the argument?'

'What?' We both turn to Colin.

'The argument? Who won?'

We both go bright red.

And yes... it's bright very bright.

Fried eggs anyone?

Scrambled?

Omelette?

Also just to note NOT kidding.

Harry mumbles incoherently.

I just sit at the table avoiding everyone's eye. Suddenly I'm wrenched from the table and am sprawled on the floor. Oh floor... it's been what twelve hours?

I bet you've missed me huh?

Yeah?

I thought so...

Why is the only uncomplicated thing in my life the rather uncomfortable relationship with the floor?

I know why!!!!!!

Because the only problem that I have with the floor is the odd sore ass. Which I currently have right about now.

'Okay. That Hurt. What the- ARGH!!!'

Becks just decides to plonk her extremely bony ass on me.

Oh why why why WHY me???

'What's going on?'

'Nothing.' I choke out at her. My lord she is waaaaay too skinny!!!!

'Yeah right. THAT'S why you are as bright as the setting sun and Harry has suddenly switched from the oh so accurate seeker to a complete and utter klutz.'

'Ammmm...'

'Ammmmmm?' Harry proceeds to tip an entire mug of tea on himself.

That's gotta hurt!

Whilst Harry curses loudly, scaring some first years, I 'ammmm' at Becks some more.

'You got me there.' I tell her defeated.

'So?'

'So could you get off me? McGonagall doesn't look happy and I'm having trouble with that whole breathing issue.'

'Only if I get the answers I seek.'

'I may be dead before that happens. By which point the answers you seek shall be seekless.' Yes I know that makes no sense but this is Ginny-Becks speak.

I.E. We speak incredibly oddly.

I start coughing and Becks springs up. She looks down at me with an expectant look on her face.

'I'll tell you later.' I tell her. Harry is looking mighty uncomfortable. Ron is staring at him from one side and Colin from the other. Hermione is looking from one scenario to the other.

Why isn't anything simple????

WHY????

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

I drag myself from the ground. I brush off my skirt and grab my bag.

'We've got Binns now. We better get going. I need a nap.' Hermione opens her month to say something. But I'm yawning and stretching so I don't hear her. Ron is looking up at me as I grab my cloak. We have Herbology straight after so I might as well take all my gear.

I stare back at him. He grins and shakes his head before hitting Harry round the back of the head.

'Hey! What was that for?' Harry asks rubbing his head.

'You fell asleep mate. Thought you needed a wakeup call.'

'I don't know couldn't you have just poked me or something?'

'Spoils the fun.'

'Charming Ron, really.' I quip as I wait for Becks to gather her stuff. Colin is standing next to me tapping his foot impatiently. A couple of girls skip past giggling. Colin turns and waves and they both turn bright red.

'Oh come on Ginny you know we have charm!'

'Oh hell yeah!'

Hermione makes an odd noise from behind her newspaper.

'You doubt our charm? The infallible Weasley Charm?' I ask her dumbfoundedly.

'She's not going to believe you.' Ron states picking up a letter that has just fallen to the ground. He hands it back to the second year that blushes brightly and scampers out to her friends who are waiting at the door amazed.

'Puh-lease! It totally exists!!! How else would you explain Bill and Fleur? It's the charm. Can be more of a hindrance then anything.'

At which point Lavender floats past with Parvarti and she giggles brightly. I roll my eyes. Ron turns red, Hermione scowls, I point at her exaggeratedly in a triumphant sort of way and Harry continues on to bite his own tongue.

Really really intelligent boy there.

What the hell is Becks doing?

She has been done there for an age.

I bend down, getting a few wolf whistles from behind. Ron gestures at them. Violently.

They shut up pretty fast.

Ahhhh charming brothers!

'Yes. Charming Ronald.'

'Hey, standing up for family here.'

'Becks what are you doing?' She is scrabbling round on her knees under the table.

She grins and pulls me under; unfortunately she pulled at tad too hard.

So you can guess what happened right?

Yup. Ginny whacks into table. Table whacks into people. People go everywhere.

As does the food.

I scramble out from the table, dragging Becks with me.

Snape is watching. I grab both Colin and Becks and pull them out of the hall as fast as possible.

'What the hell???' I demand of Becks as we get into the History of Magic classroom.

'I was just trying something. That's all. Now tell us what happened.'

'Later!!! I need to get a nap. And a decent one.' Ahh if Hermione could see me now!!!!

Teehee!!!!

I settle down on my desk and fold my cloak up and use it as a pillow.

Hmmmm cushy...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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'Now as you have been made well aware of already, your O.W.L's are fast approaching. Now in preparation for this, which shall be the key to what careers you may decide to follow on leaving this school, we will be conducting Careers Advice with each and every one of you. Ms. Black pay attention please!!! You too Weasley!'

Yet another lecture... Come on McGonagall!!!! Give us a break here!!!! And why is it always me that gets the surname only? Becks causes way more hassle then I ever did!! It's not my fault she started poking me with one of the fake wands.

Okay I poked her back but that is beside the point!!!

'Ah Professor?'

'Yes Mr.Creevey?'

'What if the jobs we wish to pursue aren't exactly... academically orientated?'

'We will have advice on many careers such photography, journalism and Professional Quidditch. Is that all? Good. Back to work class.'

We then turn our attention back to vanishing out snails. Out of shear spite I poke mine a tad too hard and it goes flying. I accio it back quickly.

Hopefully McGonagall didn't see.

'Ms. Weasley. If you please.' McGonagall comes over and stands expectantly. Colin and Becks stop and look.

'Evanesco!'

YES!!!!!

I did it!!!!! GO ME!!!!!!

Dances Internally!!!

The snail is completely gone!!!!

'Excellent Ms. Weasley. First in the class, ten points to Gryffindor!'

'Thanks Professor!'

'But I would advise that you keep your head down from now on Ms. Weasley.'

'Professor?' I ask confused, I'm one of the better students. (Not the best you'll notice... I'm too lazy to be the best.)

'In future keep your Public Displays of Affection, to a minimum and not so public. Understood?'

'Y-yes Professor.' Oh Lord!!! She saw me!!!

Talk about humiliation!!!

Hopefully she didn't see that it was Harry or else... we are all doomed.

Well actually, better her then Slughorn.

He'd have been creepy about it. 'Oho'ing and the whatnot.

Scary Walrus.

'Alright class. You can clear up. Take the remaining snails to my desk please Ms. Black.'

The bell rings and we all grab our stuff and make for the door. Becks scampers after us.

'Dinner!! Yes!!! I am so hungry that it is completely-'

'Unbelievable.'

'In-human.'

'UTTER TORTURE.' Myself and Becks chime at Colin as we hurry down the packed corridor.

'We know Colin; you're almost as bad as Ron!!!'

Becks punches him on the shoulder. Colin winces and sticks his tongue out.

'But what was McGonagall on about? P.D.A's? Since when does she even know about them? And what has it to do with you? Ohhhhh!! Who's the guy? Do we know him?? Oh my gosh!!! Was that why Harry are you were really out of it this morning?'

SHITE!!!!! She can't have guessed right... she couldn't have.

'I mean did Harry walk in on you or something?' Becks still babbles on like she usually does when she's having her rant-fest-o-rama...

'No, no... Look I'll tell you guys later!! Now for the mo. Keep. Your. Traps. Shut!!! Hi Ron! Hermione... Ah Harry.'

'Hey. Dinner?'

'A man after my heart!!!' Colin exclaims.

We all turn to him. He just looks at us grinning.

'You like my BROTHER??????? YOUR SUPPOSED TO LIKE BECKS YOU MORON!!!!!' I yell at him.

Becks goes bright red and makes to hit me. I duck and Colin leaps at me.

'OW OW OW!!!!! NOT GOOD GET HIM OFFA ME!!!!!!!!!'

But of course no one helps.

Poor ickle Gin.

'I WAS JOKING!!!! JOKING!!!!!!!!!'

I yell. Ron and Harry stare dumbfoundedly at each other. Hermione tuts and waves her wand at us. Again we fly apart. Colin into Becks and me...

Well come on!!!!

Guess who I landed on?

Harry.

Yup you guessed right.

It's always Harry. It never can be easy for me can it? No no not at flaming all.

'Sorry.' Hmmmmm... how red can two people go?

'It's fine.' Very red apparently.

'Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Dinner anyone?' I ask just so I can avoid looking at his face.

That way I can keep the memory of me kissing him out of my head!

But his lips were really soft... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm yum...

STOP IT!!!!

There's a general consent and we all walk towards the Great Hall. We all meander down.

I am currently the focus point of all the embarrassing moments in the whole WORLD!!!!

And that was just today!!!!

Who knows what will happen tomorrow...

Fuck it!!!

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It's not even nine and I'm already in my dorm.

No I'm not going to bed. I'm being fried.

'Why am I being fried exactly?' I ask curiously.

'Grilled. Ginny. It's GRILLED.' Hermione tells me exasperated.

I'll bet my broom the only reason she's up here is that so she doesn't forgive Ron.

Or her insatiable sense of curiosity got the better of her.

Okay that's two reasons but you can deal.

'Oh well potato, spudato I guess.'

Both of them look at each other. I half expect Luna to come floating in. But alas!!!!!

She does not!!!

Damnation!!!!

Where is my saviour???

My Knight in Shining armour???

Oh alas!! Alas!! He did not come!!! I am trapped here forever more!!! In the tower of investigation!!

I'll stop now.

I lie down on my bed on my stomach with a quidditch book laid out before me (just to piss of Hermione of course!)

'Well we are here for one reason and one reason only. Any ideas as to why Ginny?'

'Nope.'

'What happened this morning Ginny?'

'Blunt. Becks really. At least Hermione took her time before blurting it out.'

'I don't care. As one of your best friends I reserve the right to blurt out whatever the hell I want! AND know your secrets!!!!'

'You reserve the right? Since when?'

What a load of drivel.

Really now, I'd have thought she'd come up with better than that.

I thought she'd come out with a spectacular amount of reasons...

Twas not to be it appears.

Oh woe!!!

'Well. I for am willing to wait here for the answers we seek.' Hermione states moving my book to one side as she sits herself down. I stare at her.

'I'm sure you are. You just want to avoid Ron. You are chicken. Wow what a Gryffindor you are.'

Hermione glares at me and I roll over onto my back and stare at the ceiling. I hum absently under my breath. Becks walks over and looks down at me.

This view is certainly weirder then the norm.

'I am finding this particularly odd.' I tell her.

'How?'

'Hmmm I don't know but it could because I can see straight up your nose.'

'Are you going to tell us what happened?' Becks asks placing herself down on my trunk and folding her legs elbows on her knees and head in her hands.

'I could... I suppose... Still can't believe what I did though...'

'What did you do??' Hermione asks.

'Since when are you so interested?'

'GINNY!!!!!!!' The pair yell at me.

'I sit up and take a deep breath.

'WellafteryouguysleftandIwasarguingwithHarryIkindamayhavesortakissedhim...'

'I'm sorry?' Becks asks but Hermione is staring at me. Wide-eyed.

Oh.

She understood me.

Oh great.

'You. Are. Joking.'

'Hehehhehehehheeehhheheee' Oh god... Nervous giggling.

'YOU'RE NOT???????' Hermione all but yells at me.

'Am...no...' I say in a quiet voice.

Becks is looking between us flabbergasted.

'What's going on????' She demands.

Hermione unable to speak apparently just gestures wildly between me and the door. She runs over to my trunk and pulls my photo album out.

The one Harry gave me.

She flicks to the last picture(The one of me and Harry at the Party) and holds it out, she points at it completely exaggeratedly and points at me and back at it nodding like the mad woman she is (she'd have to be to fall for Ron.)

Becks jaws drops.

Her eyes bug out and she screeches.

OUCH!!!!!!!

MY EARS!!!!!!

'YOU KISSED HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' I yell at her.

'I don't need anyone else hearing. Like I don't know... Vane... Ron... The fan group... Vane. Did I mention Vane by any chance?'

Becks completely disregarding what I've said. Sprints out of the dorm. Myself and Hermione look at each other for a moment.

Too long a moment so it seems.

'COLIN!!!! YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT GINNY DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I run as fast as I can.

I tackle Becks as soon as I get into the room. But it's too late.

She blabbed.

I hit her on the back hard.

That's what she gets for blabbing!!!!!

But the damage is done.

Hermione pokes me on the shoulder and points.

Both Ron and Harry are standing at the Portrait hole. Ron steadily turning red and turning to his best mate. Harry retreating slightly, I don't blame him.

I get up and try to explain.

But how to I explain???

I kissed him to beat him in an argument!!!

Like he is going to believe that!!!

'Ron!! Wait!!!!' I call just as Ron lifts his fist.

THWACK!!!!!!!

He punched him!!!!!!

SHITE!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE DON'T KILL HARRY RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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