I hate my life!!!!!

I really do.

I mean it this time!!!!

I accidently caused a brawl between Hogwarts, bestest best friends!!!

FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!

Why didn't I punch Harry instead????

My life would be much simpler now.

That's mostly because of the fact that my darling brother, yeah right, is glaring down at me with one eye.

Yeah Harry punched Ron back.

Twas quite the scene.

Well it was also one of the oddest when Ron grabbed Harry by the shoulder, shook him, and they did that weird guy hug thing.

Honest to Merlin.

That's the truth.

Then Ron gave out to me!!!!

(Harry explained what happened.)

I am now the family whore.

Excuuuuuse me!!! That title should remain and always remain with Charlie.

The reason why Mum believes he never has a girlfriend, is because he never has one long enough to tell her about it without him getting the name arseways.

HE'S the fricking whore not me!!!!!!!!

Which I tell Ron in no uncertain terms.

But much to my surprise Ron cracks a grin at me.

'Well you know what? I'm glad you had the guts to do that.'

'You are?'

'Yeah.'

'Brothers. I will never understand brothers.'

'You aren't meant to sis.'

'I know but it pisses me right off sometimes.'

Ron bursts out laughing and I join in.

We are both still chuckling when Harry and Hermione return. Ron was supposed to be giving me a big auld lecture but well...

It's Ron!

But judging by Harrys' face HE got the lecture.

Teehee!!!

I'm great!!!

Hermione looks over at us, Ron arranges his face into something resembling a strict face. Looks like the one Dad tries to use.

That would make sense since Ron is practically Dads' double. Ron is just taller... And still growing...

I try to assemble a look similar to that of a kid with her hand caught in the quidditch shed.

Ron stretches Hermione watches, I arch my eyebrow and she scurries up the staircase faster than you can say chicken. I roll my eyes.

Ron gets up still laughing to himself.

'You coming mate?' He asks Harry jovially.

'Nah... I'm going to wait til you're asleep. One can never to careful, you know.'

'Ahhh... Constant Vigilance!!!' Ron snaps at the end of the sentence in a bang on impression of Mad-Eye... He wanders up the staircase...

That's kinda creepy. I now keep seeing an image of Ron with that eye in my head.

Ewwww!

Not a good image. I shudder and Harry looks at me.

'What's up?'

'Sorry. I just saw Ron with that eye and it was weird. But I should be apologizing for that.' I gesture at his split lip.

'It's fine. Could've been worse. It's not like I didn't retaliate.' Harry shrugs.

'I s'pose, but if I hadn't of told Becks...' I trail off... giving Harry my best puppy-dog look.

Harry's may be good, but mine is gold! Why else do you think I don't get into much trouble at home?

That's right mes amies (ARGH!!!!), I MEAN friends... THE look!!!

Note to self: Stop spouting off French... NOT GOOD!!!!! But back to me!!!

I'm a genius!!!

Even with the odd spouting of French... I just keep thinking of the coming summer...

I'm soooo screwed!!!!!

Becks scampers in and I glare at her.

She bounces over to us and grins, completely oblivious.

'HI!! Wow Harry that looks nasty.' Harry looks none too pleased either. I get up and storm past her.

'What?' She asks completely baffled.

'If you don't know Rebecca, I sure as Snape is a bastard, am not, going to tell you!' I march out of the Common Room with no idea as to where I am going.

The doors are locked. Filch is scuttling about. Damn I can't see Hagrid... Though his cooking is terrible, he a FANTASTIC listener...

But Rowena damn condemn him.

Filch I mean, not Hagrid.

Grouchy git.

I walk around the First floor. I decide to walk back to the dorms. I'm just tired today has been too long.

Too much has happened.

I just want a break... A good ride on a broom, not training... just flying...

What I would give to...

'Huh?' I turn my head and notice that the DA door is before me.

But I wasn't looking for it...

I walk over to the door cautiously. I look around before I pull it open.

'Wow...'

It's the greenest pitch I have ever seen. I look up and the ceiling is mimicking the one in the Great Hall, except that it is a bright clear blue at the moment.

The grass seems springier then normal grass, almost as though that if I decided to jump, I would be propelled into the 'sky'.

I glance round once more and I spot a rack of brooms.

Ooooooooo!!!!!

I grab a broom and kick off.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I twirl and twist my way through the air. Obstacles appear mid air and I weave my way through.

I haven't had this much in an age!!

I laughing as I dive kicking my legs out.

'WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!' I scream throwing my head back. I fly round for an age just getting some cheap thrills out of nearly killing myself. As you do.

Though the Room decided to be funny and send out two bludgers at me.

Warped sense of humour.

I most certainly did not ask for bludgers. Gred and Forge are enoughski for me.

THANK MERLIN FOR FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get off my broom, grinning manically. I look around once more; I really don't want to leave. It means I have to face Becks.

And Harry.

Defiantly not fun for anyone involved.

Awkward, embarrassing, awkward, annoying, awkward... did I mean AWKWARD???

I walk around, enjoying the feel of the room. It seems so bright unusually happy. Which is wholly bizarre at this time, a war going on around and yet I am still able to enjoy the simple pleasure of flying, even though the vast majority of my family is in the order, out working on missions to kick Mr. Head Snake's ass... Right that makes NO sense... and me and Ron are in school panicing over the most trival things...

Seems surreal in the extreme.

I see a chest and I heave it open. YES!! A snitch!!!

I undo the clasp and take it out. Just as I go to close the chest I notice an odd etching on the inside.

It's a scrawl I've seen before.

JAMES POTTER! SEEKER EXTRAORDINARE!!!!

Wow. This is old. I inspect it and I see varying signatures.

Charlie's here!!

I look at it, brushing off dust in places. Looks like a tribute to all the old Gryffindor seekers...

Hey!! Old Uncle Billius!!!!!

'Dad?' I question the old box. I never knew he was a seeker... He told me he was a Keeper, like Ron.

'Last time I checked I was too young for that.'

'HEY! OW!!!!'

I pull up sharply, hitting my head off the chest.

(DUH! I hear you say, I know, I know...)

'Colin???' I ask rubbing my head.

'Yeah, Becks told me what happened. Going on about how you lost your head and yelled at her. Don't worry Red I'm on your side!' I look at him surprised. He grins.

'Hey I know, that you know, that I like Becks, right. But that does not mean I am going to be biased between two of my best friends. I will opt for whoever is right.'

'Oh you are the best Colin!!!!' I hug him and look down at the chest once more.

'What is that?' Colin asks curiously. I look at him despairingly.

'I know you are a muggle born Colin but honestly!' We look at each other for a moment in all seriousness then burst out laughing.

'What's on it?'

'A bunch of former seekers from what I can gather.' I kneel down and inspect it again. Colin turns round whilst I'm blowing the dust off.

'AH CHOO!!!!' I sneeze loudly and fall backwards.

Typical.

'Ouff! Why is it always me????' I ask grumbling. I grab at the one of the hands that is stretched out towards me.

Wait hands?

I look up and I see both Harry and Colin grinning at me. I shake the dust off my hair.

'What?' I blush as I realise I still am clutching Harrys hand. I let go and fold my arms.

'What?' I demand tapping my foot impatiently.

Colin starts giggling and Harry grins even wider.

DON'T FALL OVER!!!!!

Stupid charming smile...

I growl at it.

Both boys look immensely confused.

I drop my head. 'I did it again didn't I?'

I look up and both of them are nodding.

'Feck.'

'You really ought to do something about that. You could end up saying something very embarrassing.'

'Like my life isn't one already?' I ask Colin leaning down by the chest again.

'What is that?' Harry asks leaning over.

'All previous seekers have signed it... All from Gryffindor, from what I can gather.'

Harry leans down and I get up having a look round the lush green pitch once more. I sigh and lean against the wall. I watch Harry as he traces a name on the chest. Probably his Dad's. Who else's would it be, in fairness? He takes out his wand and looks up at me. Colin grins and slips out of the room.

'C'mon!'

'What are you doing Harry?'

'Signing the chest! If all Gryffindor seekers have we should too.' He grins and waves his wand at the chest.

I walk back round and see. His name is glimmering slightly.

'Sign it!!!'

I roll my eyes and take out my wand. I point at the chest signing my name.

Harry stands up from the chest and grins. He looks round; I try my best not to stare at him...

Hard work... Really, I should be paid for not looking at him...

But then again... I would actually be docked wages...

I'm staring at him again.

DANGNABIT!!!!!

Why can't I control myself???? But he is soooo damned hot...

'So...' I start looking up at the clear blue 'sky'

Try to think of something to talk about, Ginny. Don't let the lusty, lusty thought consume you!!!!

But I want them TO!!!

NO!!!!!

'So what?' Harry asks.

'I don't know... You where supposed to start the convo!!! Someone says so someone else starts it!!! There's a whole etiquette to it man!!!!!'

'Since when do you know what etiquette means?'

'Since Ron met Hermione.' HA!!!

'Got me there.'

'Well I get you a lot of times.' I wince... That sounded wrong... really wrong.

'Really?'

'Yes I do realise how that sounded, thank you.'

'Good. Or else I'd be worried.'

'You sure you're not?'

'Why should I be?'

'You are stuck with me!!!' I jump in front of him and nick his glasses.

'HEY!'

I giggle madly and run round the room. I watch amusedly as Harry blunders about trying to see me. I'm surprised that he can't see the mass of red hair that is me!!

I look into his glasses.

'Godric you are blind!!!!'

'As a bat!!!' Harry shouts from the chest.

'Are you deaf as well as blind Harry?'

'No why??' Harry tiptoes his way over carefully squinting a lot.

'Cause you're shouting when you don't need to be. It's not all that big a room.'

'Give me back my glasses woman!!!'

'That is incredibly demeaning. I do have a name.' I stick my tongue out and waggle it before I remember that he can't see me clearly.

'Don't stick your tongue out at me! Ginevra!'

'Don't call me that!!! How did you know I was sticking my tongue out??' I prop the glasses on top of my head. I watch snickering as the, oh so accurate seeker as Black put it staggers over.

He looks drunk.

But an adorable drunk!!!

Well he is just adorable in general, but I could be biased.

'It just seemed like something you would do! HAHA!'

Harry places his hands on my shoulders. He looks down at me.

Those are hypnotising... long eyelashes, and bright eyes... that are sparkling madly...

I'm feeling woozy... If I lean up just a little-

NO!!!!

'Ginny? Can I have my glasses back or are you going to stare at me bumfusedly?'

I blink, shake my head and take the glass off my head. Shake off the hypnotising effect Gin.

Shake it off!!!

'Hmmmmmm what do I get in exchange for giving back the spectacles?' I ask him clipping the glasses to my top. He ain't going anywhere near there unless he wants to lose downstairs...

If you know what I mean!

Harry just blinks at me, eyes flickering down to his glasses...

Yeah right. His glasses.

He may be the nicest guy I know... But he is still a guy!!!!

And we all know what guys like...

Even the most amazing heroic ones...

Impossible to believe I know but alas tis twue.

'OI!' Harry jumps then blinks even more confusedly.

'I have been working on my impression of Ron. I think I've nearly perfected it.'

Harry mutters something I don't quite catch. Then proceeds to trip over himself.

'I know you're slightly blinded but honestly!' Slightly is putting it lightly.

He glares at me from the floor. I stretch out my hand, he grabs it and I heave him up.

Trouble is I go tripping backwards on the weight Harry pushes on me as I pull him up.

And since I still have a hold of Harrys hand I pull him with me.

I whack into the wall and Harry hits me.

Well if this isn't awkward, I don't know what is.

Harrys nose is pressed against mine and we are both looking at each other. His hands now on either side of my head.

Keep breathing.

Just keep breathing.

Don't have a heart attack.

BREATHE!!!!!

Holy, Shit.

Suddenly the room shrinks into a broom cupboard. I look around.

'Now which one of us asked the Room to do this?'

Harry glances up, (still lacking in glasses) and shrugs.

'Least it gives me a chance to do this.' He grabs my head and pulls me even closer towards him.

Then you can guess what happened right?

It actually happened...

Oh my MERLIN!!!!!!

IT WASN'T A DREAM!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!

HARRY SNOGGED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!


HI!!!!!!!!

Yay!!!!! I got a record amount of reviews!!!!!!!! But I'm telling you that this was a hard chapter to get out... major writers block or something... But it's here!!!!!!!

BUT I got 14 reviews!!!!!!!!! FOURTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

Now I am going to make and announcement!! I am going to see if I can continue Harry's version of events!!!! People have been insistent of late... You know who you are...

So here you go!!!!! REVIEW PLEASE!!! Or else well... I send my Ginny to you and you know what she's like when she's mad!!!!!

Love as always!!! MissNuttyProf!!!!