I glance up the corridor, back firmly against the wall. I arch my eyebrow as I spy a small girl standing by the statue near the Room of Requirement.

She seems sooooo tiny!!

Micro mini!!!!

Awwwwwwwww!!!

I poke my head round at the corridor.

What is so interesting?

I don't see anything...

Suddenly she screams dropping something from her hand.

What the fuck?

I look round confusedly, but keeping out of sight. Difficult yes, but I am a resourceful person.

I would have to be, what with my lifestyle and all.

Why am I here, I hear you ask?

Vane, of course.

I am in the middle of enacting my plan of attack.

What is it?

You shall see!

Mwuhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem.

I apologise. The wickedness in me is having plenty of fun.

I look around the corridor, once more.

A bunch of First years come running round the corner. Suddenly something curses.

The First Years scream their heads off, and run away. To think, some of them are Gryffindors.

I am ashamed.

They should show some more backbone.

But that voice is familiar.

Very, familiar.

I walk into the corridor. I walk over to a few feet away from the spot on the wall, where the door appears. I stretch out my hand.

'BOO!'

'AH!!! Ginny???' Harry jumps backwards, tripping and lands sprawled on the floor.

'What are you doing?

'I could ask you the same thing.'

'Nuh, uh!! I'M not the one skulking about in an invisibility cloak, now am I?' I shake my finger at him. He has the decency to look ashamed.

'Okay... I was spying on Malfoy, all right?' I roll my eyes.

'Death-Eater Conspiracy, again?' I ask him.

I know Malfoy is bad, I mean look at his family!!! But honestly!!!! I don't think that He-Who-Should-Be-Part-Of-The-Potter-Stalker-Society (Wooo! Mouth-full) would put a Death Eater right under Dumbledore's crooked nose.

It's just not smart!! Unless he was counting on... Dumbledore being unsuspecting, of his own students. It's an idea I guess. Dumbledore is known for his great trust in people.

Tom could use that against him.

Could he?

I frown. Harry looks at me curiously.

'Sorry, just some thoughts running through my head.' I say raising my hand to my head.

'You okay?'

'Yeah sure, I don't think that Malfoy is going to come out. IF, he's in there!!!'

Harry nods frowning and sighing slightly.

'Suppose, just don't say anything to Hermione okay?'

'Sure! Why would I? I may be wicked but I am not evil... Much.' I wink at him and he laughs.

'Yeah, I know.' He throws his arm over my shoulders and we walk up towards the Common Room.

'What are you going to about, Vane?' He says wincing as he says her name.

'I think I have an idea.' I say as I spy her at the top of the staircase. Harry frowns as he spies the glint in my eye.

'Wha---hmmf!!!!' I push him back into an empty classroom, giggling loudly as I do.

'Gin, what are you doing???'

'Shut up Harry. And please, stop thinking so much.' I grab him and proceed to snog him.

Neh. My prerogative, right?

I walk out of there slightly haphazardly (well in all fairness, it's HARRY, after all... I'm surprised my brain is still functioning properly.) I bump into Vane. I smile, dazedly at her and wander back to the classroom and pull Harry out.

Vane has run off in one direction furious, but we bump into Ron and Hermione.

Whoopsidasiy.

My bad!

Ron doesn't look all too pleased. But he seems to be getting along better with Hermione.

I put my hand to my head and try to smooth my hair. Harry doesn't even bother. I do agree, it would be, a waste of his time. Sides I prefer it when I've ahem styled it!!

Hermione stares from Harry and me, to Ron.

I glance around and my jaw drops.

Colin.

In a, dress.

A pink frilly dress.

THE pinkest, frilliest, most heinous dress I have EVER seen.

It looks like something that Aunt Muriel would put me in.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

And he is in high heels.

And on top of ALL that he is breaking one of the most important rules of fashion.

NEVER and I mean NEVER wear red with pink.

And he is.

Red heels. Pink dress.

'At least it broke the awkward moment.' Harry whispers in my ear. I nod slightly, trying not to shudder. Damn him and his sexy voice.

Shiver me timbers!!!!!

Argh I'm a pirate.

Stop, Gin, really.

I blink some more at the bizarre sight of Colin walking around in heels.

Wait, scratch that. He is, strutting.

I am jealous!!!

I can't walk anywhere near that well in heels!!!!

I look over at Hermione; we both look at each other with the 'it's not fair' face.

'How come he can manage that? And I can barely stay up?' Hermione whines.

'I know!!! COLIN!!!!!!' Colin turns and manages to curtsy.

Okay. Now I DESTEST HIM!!!

'What are you doing, in that, excuse for a dress?'

'Would you believe me if I told you it was an accident?'

'No.' Unanimous agreement.

'But it was!!!!' He whines.

Then Becks prances about the corner. Yes, she prances.

She prances by us and Colin.

Stops a few feet away.

Thinks.

Spins to face us.

Spins backs.

And charges at Colin.

And proceeds to beat him up.

I run forward to pull them apart.

'Okay!! Guys come on!! Stop!!!!!!' I yell at them. I manage to drag Becks off the ground.

She glares viciously at Colin. 'He-he- I mean look at him!!!!!!!!'

'I know, I know. Fundamental rule of fashion shattered.'

Colin sighs and hauls himself up. Ron sniggers.

'Nice boxers, Colin.' Colin grins and bows.

'How did this happen???' I ask waving my hand at him.

'Well, remember how Nott was threatening me a few days ago?'

We nod, (me and Becks that is), it happened in Potions when we were working on our projects. We're doing a project on potions that can be used for Light and Dark purposes. Myself, Becks and Colin were lucky.

We got the Polyjuice Potion. Thank Helga we have Hermione!! She is the one who managed to brew it correctly in Second Year. So we have been asking her a load of questions. I don't think she minds.

In fact I think she extremely flattered.

But back to what Nott was saying. We were chatting amongst ourselves whilst researching and we started joking about Fred and Georges inventions and mockery of the Death Eaters.

I told them about one of their news ideas and Colin was laughing his ass off at it. Nott turned round and started to make threats and he better watch himself around him. (Nott that is)

Colin laughed harder and said he'd be more worried of being dressed in a pink dress with red high heels.

To which Nott huffed and turned back to other Slytherins.

Oh how we laughed.

'So what's the point of this?' I ask curiously.

'I am proving my point. Since I am not worried about wearing this attire, I am not worried about Nott and the rest of those bastards. Get it?'

I frown at him. 'I'd only be worried, if it was Snake-face wearing it.' I say crinkling my nose at that thought.

Becks rolls her eyes, but I can't help but notice that she just stares at him, with wonder in her eyes.

Well isn't that interesting?

Harry and Ron both look at each other with confusion and Hermione stifles a laugh.

'Well, okaaaaaaay, but ammmmm could you take it off? I can't be seen in public with you in it.'

Everyone turns to me, shocked,at my apparent vainness, I pull my hair to show them.

'As much as I love Colin, I really do not want to clash with him.'

Colin skips back to the Tower hand in hand with Becks.

I would say it was cute, except that dress is scarring my eyes. Ron and Harry stroll back up to the Tower; Harry gives me an apologetic smile and points at Ron. I nod and turn to Hermione.

THE PLAN!!!!

Harry is genius!!!!!

'Come on Hermione.'

'Yeah I have work to do.' She shifts her ever bulging bag.

'Hermione?'

'Yes, Ginny?'

'Are you still mad at Ron?' I ask nervously.

'No, I'm still rather disappointed, to be perfectly honest, at his behaviour.'

'But Hermione he's a guy! Guys generally don't act very well. Just something I've observed.'

Hermione looks at me.

'No guys is perfect and what Ron did, it was more along the lines of 'defending your honour' then anything else.' I continue.

'He should realise I can do that perfectly well myself!!!!' She exclaims waving her hands around, looking quite ticked off.

'He knows!!!!!! He told me so himself!!!!! Just give him a chance? Please?'

'He needs to ask for it himself.'

'Hasn't he? And I don't mean out rightly.' I tell her when she opens her mouth. 'Just pay a bit more attention, to what he does over the next few days and see how it goes. Kay?'

Hermione nods, rather hesitantly, but she nods, never the less!

Yay!!!!!

Phase one on my part completed!!

We enter the Common Room and Harry gives me the thumbs up.

YES!!!!

Part one, completed!!!!!!!!!

Now it is time for the civilised conversation.

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Well that was a COMPLETE waste of time.

The 'civilised' conversation quickly turned into a screaming match and Hermione attack Ron with yellow canaries!!!!!!!!!!

Insane woman really, off her head!!!!!

Hermione bursts into tears and Ron storms off and starts talking to Lavender.

Why, oh why, do these plans NEVER work????

I am currently sitting in an empty classroom, pouting, sitting cross-legged on a desk and just generally put out.

Becks is lying on her back across several decks. Colin is dipping negatives into potion. Harry is leaning against the door. Ahhhh all cool and brooding, ever the hero.

'Why do the plans have to fail?' I ask despairingly.

'Love is a difficult road but the journey is worth it.' Harry says looking up at the ceiling.

I look at him; he glances at me with a small mysterious smile playing across his face.

I wonder what that means.

'What do we do now?' Becks asks.

'We could try the broom cupboard again.' Colin suggests levitating some of the photos in to air to dry.

'Do we want to be pulverised? Hermione already has enough on me and Ron; well I'll put it like this. I'm surprised I'm not a bloody mess at this point.' Harry says from the other end of the room.

'Yeah, we could be endangering limbs. I frankly am rather partial to keeping them.' I nod. Becks shoots me an annoyed glance.

Colin stands up inspecting his photos.

'So what do we do?'

We all fall silent thinking. Becks swings around, clearing using all her brain power,

I could make a sarcastic comment, but then again I'm not Hermione, and Becks is most certainly NOT Ron.

'What cha thinking Black?' I ask sliding over to her. She grins wickedly, I look at Colin and we all begin to smile. Well except Harry, he just looks baffled.

'Care to explain?'

'Ah we use the time old plan.' I say in a grand tone of voice.

Harry looks at me, giving me the 'explain now, please' look.

'Jealousy.'

'Jealousy?' Harry asks looking sceptical.

'Uh huh.' I nod, it's perfect!!!

'Krum wasn't enough?'

'Well, that caused the damn problem!!!!'

'My point exactly.'

'But argh!!!!!!!!!! Must you point the foibles in our plans????' I shake my head.

'Yes, Gin, I must. That is my sole purpose in life.'

'Oh really?? I thought that was just to stick yourself in highly dangerous scenarios!!!'

He glares at me and I glare right back. Suddenly he grabs my head and kisses me right there in front of Colin and Becks. I think I put my foot in it. But I'm not pulling out now.

They shuffle about and cough, embarrassed and out of place. Not that I care much.

Unfortunately he pulls backs, I pout and he laughs, still holding onto a lock of my hair.

The shuffling and coughs had finished a few minutes ago, well at least I think they did...

I tend to lose track of time when Harry kisses me...

And who could blame me??

But back to Colin and Becks.

'Good Godric...' I utter softly.

Colin is pinned against the wall... well...

I think its Colin... could be Becks though...

But regardless of whom it is, against the wall, the pair of them are rather busy.

Snogging.

Wow.

I look at Harry and we both edge out of the room.

We stop outside the door, I grin wickedly and make to go back but Harry grabs my arm.

'Let's make the most of this eh?'

I couldn't agree more. As he pulls me into a broom closet, grinning triumphantly.

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OW!!!!!!

Okay.

Must watch quaffle.

NOT Harrys butt.

MUST WATCH QUAFFLE!!!!!

I get whacked with another bludger.

Damn Coote and Peaks anyways!!!

Jimmy zooms by me grinning madly.

GRRRRRRRR!!!

I grab the quaffle and head for the goalposts, Ron fumbles and it soars past him.

Ron's game is waaaaay off.

Thank you Hermione Granger!

He has already succeeded to hit me on the head 29 times in the space of fifteen minutes!

II look at Katie who is looking extremely worried. As 'Zela takes the quaffle (teams new nickname for her) she yells over.

'I hope Ron get's his grove back or else we'll be stuck in the Hospital Wing til Kingdom come.'

I nod and catch the quaffle tossing it to Katie who tosses it back.

I fly by Harry who gives me a worried look, Ron promptly drops the quaffle.

Ron needs his grove back.

We need to sort this out.

As we soar above tossing the quaffle, we almost miss the cry of-

'WATCH OUT!!!!!!!' We all look down; Hermione is standing in the stands and points at something.

Something fast.

Too fast.

We scatter but Katie is to slow.

It hits her on the head.

'KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' I scream as she begins her rapid descent to earth.

Harry and Ron plunge to catch her.

I frown, following.

Then I notice that the thing that hit her, is wrapped round her neck.

I whip my wand out.

'Wingardium Leviosa!!!' I cry levitating her midair.

'DON'T TOUCH HER!!!!!!' I scream at them but to late Ron has grasped her arm.

'RON!!!!!!!'

He glows slightly before flying backwards off his broom and crashing into the stands.

Hermione screams and runs to his prone figure, I lay Katie gently on the ground. The other fly as quickly as possible to the castle to get someone.

I lean on Harry, he wraps his arm round me and we look up at Hermione who is trying to wake Ron, but failing.

Hagrid and McGonagall come sprinting down the path. Well Hagrid is walking but whatever.

'Hagrid get Mr. Weasley and Ms. Granger please, and take them to the Hospital Wing.'

Hagrid nods, and this time sprints to the stands.

McGonagall stares at Katie. She levitates her without a word and takes her up to the castle.

'Harry?' I ask in a small voice.

'Yeah, Ginny?' He asks looking down at me.

'Are they going to be okay?' I'm really worried.

Harry doesn't answer, he presses a kiss to the top of my head.

But it does little to reassure me.

Oh HOLY SHIT!!!!!

RON, KATIE!!!!!!!!!

Who would want to hurt them????ARE THEY GOING TO BE OKAY?????????????

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