'GINNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Several voices holler at me.

'I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DEAN THOMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' I scream at him as we both struggle up from the ground. I toss my broom to one side and glare at him with the force I can muster.

'WHAT???? Can't deal with having what you are shoved in your face???? Get. Over. It.'

'You have some nerve.'

'Well, not as much as you to act as you do.'

'You bastard!!!!' I spring at him landing my fist straight into his face. I start kicking and hitting every inch of him I can find.

'Ginny!!!!!!' Suddenly I'm being wrenched into the air. 'Cootes, Peaks. Sort Dean out. Ginny.'

Harry drags me over to one side of the pitch.

'What the hell do you think you are doing?' He asks glaring at me.

'It was Dean. He-'

'Look I don't care all that much about what happened. Don't let it happen again.' I can't help it.

I see red.

I slap Harry.

'He called me a WHORE Harry. A WHORE!!!!!!!! Sure I let my temper get the best of me a lot of the time, but with everything that is going on at the moment I couldn't help it and, and'

Harry looks at me one side of his face bright red.

'He called you a what?' He asks calmly.

Too calmly.

He looks at me for one brief moment then spins round and walks over to the three at the other end of the pitch.

I stand there for a minute looking kind of baffled. Zela lands lightly next to me.

'What's going on?'

'I don't have a clue.'

We both watch as Harry grabs Dean by the neck and drag him off into the changing rooms, I look over at Peaks and Cootes wondering what Harry is doing, they look back just as confused.

Suddenly we hear a loud curse. We sprint outside to see Dean sprawled on the ground and Harry standing back looking quite pleased with himself.

'You bastard!'

'Shut it Dean, or else.'

'Or else, what, Potter.' Harry snorts at Dean's use of Potter.

'The Twins are in the castle, and honestly Dean, Potter? You think you intimidate me with that?'

Dean gets up wiping the blood from his bust lip. I grin and Zela nudges me grinning wickedly.

'Nice going Cap'n Sir!' She salutes jokingly.

'Here, here!' Peaks and Cootes follow both grinning like mad.

'You are all insane.' I mutter.

'But you love us!!!!!!!!' Zela cheers.

'And I thought I got hyper on sugar. Well I guess practice is over. Right?' Harry nods walk back to the changing rooms.

I watch as everyone walks away. I stop and turn to look at Dean, who is still standing there.

'Well?' He asks.

'What you want me to apologise?'

'Well, I think for trying to kill me...'

'You are a self centred son of a bitch you know that. Do you have any idea of what has just happened to me?????'

Dean just stares at me. He is the biggest moron ever!!!!

What did I see in him?

Oh wait, I thought it would Harry that little bit harder, yeah.

I wasn't completely obsessed then either.

Oh no.

Not me.

'My BROTHER nearly DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For fucks sake I thought you were smarter than to piss me off. I thought wrong.'

Then I speedily whip out my wand and cast the nastiest Bat-Bogey I have ever cast.

Still gotta love Sirius for that FANTASTIC book!

I whirl around and head to the changing rooms whistling cheerfully.

Well, revenge is a girl's best friend after all!

Who wouldn't be cheerful after that?

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'Becks come on that is impossible!!!!!'

'It is not!!!'

'TOTALLY, is Black!!!!!'

'It will so happen!!!!!'

'The Cannons will NEVER win!!!!!!'

'Yeah they will!!!!!!'

'No!'

'Yes!'

'NO'

'YES'

'NO'

'YES'

'NO!!!!'

'YES!!!!!!!'

You may be wondering what's going on.

Well, myself and Becks decided that there hasn't been enough 'girly time'. Also gives us an excuse to pry Hermione away from the books and try to calm her down and get the child to RELAX.

We also used our amazing powers of persuasion (and to a major degree, distraction) to get Luna in.

Tis girly time after all. I did ask Zela if she wanted to come but she blushed and mutter something about study.

Sure darling.

Sure.

'Could you cut out that ridiculous argument and help me over here?' We both turn to look at Hermione and we both burst out laughing.

'Ah, Luna?' I wheeze.

'Yes, Ginny.'

'What did you do to Hermione's hair?'

'I have added gurdyroots and various other charms to ward off-'

Becks cuts over her ramble.

'I'm sure that it means a lot, Luna, but I think Hermione is having some pain issues with it right?' Hermione nods uncomfortably.

And I can see why. Part of her hair has been pinned up in odd loops with roots and things attached. Others have been curled to crazy extents and silvery charms are woven through. Overall it is a rather eye-catching look.

Becks distracts Luna with a book she found in the Library, I busy myself with detangling Hermione's hair.

'So, how are you feeling now?' I ask cheerfully whilst taking out the roots.

Hermione hums slightly before answering.

'Okay I guess, but what the hell happened today, all I got out of Harry was 'Dean, grrrrrrr''

'Yeah right!'

'He started growling!!! It was amusing.'

'Amusing?'

Hermione nods. I laugh silently at the image of Harry growling in my head.

Then Luna comes bursting in.

Wearing The Pink Dress.

You all know the one I'm talking about.

Well I'll just say it actually works for her.

Though I can't go anywhere near her now.

The hair. It is unique, thankfully but hideously horrendous next to pink.

'Why might I ask are you in that?' Hermione asks whilst rubbing her head, I finally got the curls out but am currently cursing at the silver charms.

'Buggering little fuckers.' I mutter and Hermione tuts.

'Well do you want to take over getting these things out? Yeah thought not.'

I look up at Luna who is twirling about in her dress. I smile, and she beams happily back.

Then suddenly as I detach one of the silver charms, Hermione curses.

'FUCK!'

Luna falls over and Becks soon follows.

I look down at Hermione.

'What has my brother done to you?' I ask bewildered.

'You do realise what tomorrow is right?' I shake my head.

'Hogsmeade trip?' I stop and stare at her.

'What's the problem?' Becks asks completely ignoring my comatose state.

TOMORROW?????????????????????????????

IT'S TOMORROW????????????????

OH GOD!!!

OH MERLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

'FUCK!!! FUCK IT! FUCKITFUCKITFUCKIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' I yell interrupting the convo going on.

'WHAT???' They all yell at me.

'I have a DATE with HARRY tomorrow and I completely FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

They look at me confusedly, and then I promptly pass out.

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Ouch.

Note to self:

If I do insist on fainting, do so onto something comfortable.

And not the floor.

I swear I am about 10 seconds away from a marriage now.

Damned floor. I shake my head and get up. The three girls look down at me.

Becks in a stage whisper says 'I think the crumple horned snorcacks got her.'

Luna shakes her head, not understanding that Becks is being sarcastic says quite bluntly.

'No, Rebecca, it is clearly the work of the nargles.' I laugh and Hermione joins in as she helps me up. I look over a Luna and see a spark of amusement in her eyes.

She didn't...

Merlin...

'So a date with Harry tomorrow?' Hermione asks smiling knowingly at me. I nod.

'Yeah, and I completely forgot!!! What am I going to do!!!! What am I going to wear!!!!!!!!! Oh Feck!!! I'm acting like Lavender!!!! SOMEBODY help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Panicking.

Not good.

Never good.

Becks grabs me and shakes me.

'CHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't go with Harry if you are dead so chillax woman!!!!!!!'

In. Out.

In. Out.

In. Out.

'Hey I know how to breathe!!!!!!!!'

'I thought you could do that since birth. What gives?'

'Shut up. Now help me.' I bark running over to my trunk.

'WHY OH WHY DO I HAVE NO CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!' I yell at the trunk. I hear a cough and turn round before seeing Hermione leaning against my wardrobe and smirking slightly and one eyebrow raised.

'I love you!!!' I yell whilst jumping into the wardrobe.

Yes you read that correctly.

Jumped.

And quite literally too, I sprang into it.

Ignoring the slight head injury.

Ten to fifteen frenzied minutes later...

'WHY OH WHY DO I HAVE NO CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!'

The others groan and I look up at them beseechingly...

Well as beseechingly as one can with a bra on her head.

Which turns out can be quite beseeching.

Or pathetic.

Depending on how you look at the situation.

I am going to go with the former, better for my ego then the latter.

Judging on how Becks heaves open her trunk and pulls out her secret special stash of clothing and Hermione brings out a bag.

YEY!!!!

'I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' I yell jumping up and hugging them.

Hermione plucks the bra of my head and looks at me.

'Oh come you must have heard about it Hermione.'

'Bras as hats are all the rage!!!' Becks finishes beaming and jumping to my side, jazz hands and all.

I join in with a big cheesy grin. Hermione bursts out laughing at our expressions.

Oh yeah!!!!!

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!

Now all I have to do is figure out an outfit and not have a panic attack tomorrow.

Fat chance of that happening.

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Never again.

I'm not doing this again.

Well... that's waaaaaaaay too harsh.

I will do this again but first I must kill all of the psycho patrol. Well not KILL but render incapable of attacking me.

You see whilst I thought I would have a nice lovely day with my boyfriend alas twas not meant to be...

You see we are currently hiding under a table in the Three Broomsticks.

'Well, this worked out fabtastically didn't it?' I ask Harry disgustedly.

He smiles warily at me.

'Sorry that I am oh so desirable these days.'

'Modest guy aren't you?'

'It's why you love me.' Harry says sticking his head out for a micro second.

'You'd like that wouldn't you?' I quip as he ducks down shaking his head.

'Yeah well, you know I am the guy with the 'eyes as green as a fresh-pickled toad''

I smack him.

'Shut up. I was very immature back then and besides that was a dare.'

'Somehow I don't believe you.' I glare at his smug expression. For some strange reason I'm the only one which this look is ever directed.

Stupid Potter men.

I see where Lily was coming from now.

'Why in the heck do you think Fred and George went on about it so much? They did it to annoy me. But I got my revenge.'

Harry nods, grinning. 'How did you get your revenge?'

'I just pointed Mum in the direction of certain items that they didn't want her knowing about.' I say with a smug look of my own. Harry burst out laughing and I reach over a put a hand across his mouth.

'Shhhhhh!!!!!!!! We can't let them find us!!!!!!'

Harry grins. 'I have an idea.' And he whips out his invisibility cloak.

'It took you this long to mentions that????'I ask exasperated.

'Meh.'

'You liked being stuck under here, didn't you?'

'May have done.' He says as he tosses the cloak over us. We creep out as I hiss.

'You enjoy the fact that those girls are trying to maim me???'

'No I liked talking to you.'

'Suuuuuuure!!!!!'

But that's pretty all I can get out. Since Harry has too lean down with the cloak on his breath is tickling my ear and it is very distracting.

Very much so.

We finally manage to squeeze out of the place. Harry takes of the cloak and I roll my eyes.

'Oh the dangers of being your girlfriend.'

'Yes, very dangerous. You know Dark wizards and whatnot.'

'Screw the Dark wizards, figuratively speaking of course. The fan girls are a hell of a lot worse.'

He chuckles. 'S'pose. But you can take 'em. One handed. Blind folded.'

'Think that highly of me?'

'I choose not to underestimate you.'

'Intelligent man I've got here.' Ooooo flattery... I could so get used to this.

'Indeed.'

We walk down the street glancing into various windows and talking amicably.

Well we did.

Until a voice broke through the bustling crowd.

A really irritating high-pitched voice.

'THERE SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Romilda Vane.

But of course, she just had to ruin my day didn't she?

'Fuck.' We both say at the same time.

By Godric.

I think all the Psycho Patrol and Fan girls across the globe are there.

And oh look... They're charging at me.

SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi!!!!! Sorry about the delay... still sick... I can't believe it... pain in the ass... Thank you so much to all who reviewed last!!! Both Harry's and Gin-Bob's here!

But here is the new chapter!!!!!! Hope ya'll enjoy!!!!!!

Now I am going to be mean... (I know!!!! I'm usually SOOOO nice!!!! What with my almost always REGULAR updating but I wasn't feeling great so this took a while to get into the groove) I shan't review till I get my nice new shiny 200 reviews!!!!

That means fourteen reviews!!!!! That's not too hard for you is it? Nice generous people that you are!!!!!!!

But I do have to tell you some news, after in about a months time, updates are going to very few...

Dues to unforseen circumstances I have to switch schools. I know you are probably thinking 'so what? how does that affect this?'

Well this new school is actually quite far from my house about a hour on the bus and there is study and all so I'm not going to be home most nights til 10... so I am naturally going to be too wrecked to update, But I will use any free time I get, after study of course to work on both stories. Then in the summer I should have a LOAD of ideas, so that should increase the amount of chapters coming in.

This was just you'll be FORWARNED kay???? You still love me right????

Right?

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