A/N: This was the initial ending which I cut off alot of bits from the Joker's Hideout since I thought it was too long. But I'll just put it up anyways for pure enjoyment. Hope you guys like it! Full opinion on OCs and Mary Sues at the end.

In the Joker's hideout

"AH! OMG! Joker is like kidnapping me!" Diamond yelled, while strapped in a chair.

"You're so beautiful, I just can't help it, you know." The Joker cackled.

"Help! Like Joker like wants to rape me! Like RAPE ME! Like RAPE ME PLEASE!"

"So you want me to rape you?"

"Umm...if the author like says so."

In the shadows, Vitaliya was hiding. She bore her Sniper Rifle in her hands, getting ready to give the little creature a perfect headshot picture.

"You're going down, Sue..."

She was about to pull the trigger when Batman suddenly came from the back and gave her a big fat bitch slap. He picked her up by the shirt.

"Who are you working for?" Batman demanded harshly, making both Joker and Diamond noticed that they were not alone.

"OMG Diamond's stripping!" Vitaliya shouted toward Diamond.

"WHERE?" Both guys swiftly turned around to look at Diamond – who was already freed from the chair thanks to her awesomeness – allowing Vitaliya to hastily roll over to Diamond and withdrew her sleek Magnum.

"Like what is that?" Diamond shrieked.

"It's a Magnum."

"You mean like the ice cream?"

"No, it's a lifesaver."

"No, that's a gun!" Diamond exclaimed.

"Shoot her and I'll shoot you." The Joker warned with a gun in his hand, pointed to Vitaliya.

"Shoot the girl and I'll shoot you." Batman threatened the Joker.

"Can I like shoot like someone like too?" Diamond cut in.

"No." Everyone except Diamond declared in unity.

Batman shifted his gun to Vitaliya, then back to Joker. Then Joker shifted his gun to batman, then back to Vitaliya. Then Vitaliya shifted her gun to the Joker, while Batman shifted his gun to himself because he was already too OOC.

"Yo! Imma shoot all of youse unless youse hand me the girl!"

All four turned to the voice to only see Triple J with his bling blings and two guns in each of his hands.

"Who the hell are you?" Vitaliya said.

"Imma kill blondie over there. Yo wanna help meh?"

"No way! She's mine!"

"Are you lesbian?" Batman asked randomly. The Joker laughed hysterically at the question.

"Are you gay?" Vitaliya shot back.

"No."

"Y'all know, I think gay peeps are cool motherfishers." Triple J commented.

"You know, you're right." The Joker agreed.

"I wonder why some people still think otherwise though." Vitaliya said.

"I had a brother once a y'all know, he was gay. But he was a cool motherfisher. He like those powder sherbets so when his friends ate Cocaine, they lied to my bro. He got convicted at the end, yo. Poor homie."

"I hear you brother." The Joker agreed.

"I think he was just dumb because he didn't take precaution. Nothing to do with being gay." Vitaliya opposed.

"I love sherbets." Batman butted in.

...

"STOP STOP!111!1 This fanfiction is about ME! ME ME ME! STOP BLOODDY LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE IGNORING ME!" Diamond angrily screamed.

"Shut up! I'm gonna put you out of your misery!" Vitaliya reloaded her gun for emphasis.

"Don't even think about it." The Joker warned.

"Yo ma competition? Damn, I just figured that out. Imma kill the bitch, BITCH!"

Pre-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-tt-t-t-t-t-t-t

"Yo, what tha fish is that?"

"Eww it stinks!" Vitaliya waved her hand in front of her nose.

"It must be Scarecrow's fear toxin." Joker guessed.

"No, it's someone's fart you moron!" Vitaliya looked at each of them to seek for any embarrassed faces.

"Well, that's just my superpower!" Everyone turned to Diamond. "I fart for attention. How do you think people notice me? I can switch from stink bomb to flower power."

"So that makes yo an air freshener and po-llu-tion, bitch?"

"She's a pollution to the fanfiction. Nice. Thanks for clogging my nostrils you little skunk!" Vitaliya scolded.

"Fart fart fart." Diamond started singing melodiously.

Preeeiieieieieiee-t-t-t-t-t

"STOP IT!" Joker demanded.

"Oops sorry, that was me." Batman apologised.

"Can tha smell exit yo suit?"

"Only if there's any holes in it."

Vitaliya frowned, "hopefully there's none."

Diamond cut in, "I, ME, DIAMOND, can also summon dead fishes."

"Oh god no." For a second there Vitaliya thought she should just point the magnum at herself.

"We don't wanna know, yo."

"FISH POWER!"

Suddenly, a huge wave of dead smelly stinky revolting fishes came into the limited space. And they all danced in the sticky stinky disgusting slimy pile of fishies...

GODDAMMIT! You guys know what? I'm killing the damn thing!

I stepped into the fanfiction with my bazooka and aimed at the Mary Ann Sue.

BOOM!

I shot the Mary Sue dead. There straight to the point. She's DEAD. DEAD DEAD DEAD! Thank god.

"How did you get in?" Vitaliya inquired.

This is my fanfiction so I can do whatever I want! I'm sick of the endless nonsense.

"Yo that ain't fair! How Imma get the effin job!"

"You just shot my beautiful Queen!"

"Diamond, noooOOOO!OOOO!O!O!" Batman cried.

Her body exploded into a million trillion zillion of tiny bunny flowery pretty particles into the air. And to sum up the ending, I took a picture perfect of her bloody belongings. The story had already turned out to be RUBBISH! Thanks to my simply sweet innocent, nice, rich, wish-fulfiller, like like Mary Sue.

THE END.

A/N: I also forgot to mentioned: I agree with my reviewer, You're Just A Freak that OCs and Mary Sues can be two different things. Personally, I think OC is just an original character who can fall into the Mary Sue categorisation.

In my opinion, OCs don't have 10 fantasies to be fulfilled, instead they actually have a normal, possible life that can be actually true. They should have a balance good luck bad luck pattern in the stories. Well, that's what I personally believe. It's not wrong to have an OC. I have one, and even though her parents died, she sucked it up (even though it does scarr) instead of crying 365 over it. And she hates little kids, which Mary Sues should get along with very well.

But that's just my opinion. Mary Sues usually has perfect lives or miserable lives. It depends on how you bring them. Yes, some of you may think, "then what if the plot demands such things?" Well, I thought likewise too, but now I think, you should alter the plot or give way to some other characters to carry the plot in. Since this is a fanfiction, your OC should merely support the main idea of the story instead of being the EPIC centre of it. I think Sues are much worse than grammar/punctuation error, don't you?

You can, however, have a Mary Sue in your story for people to hate. Because that would be fun. At least that's what I did. Or maybe two OCs, ones a pain Sue and one's a normal girl. I think that's alright, as long as you hate the Sue too. Vitaliya and Triple J are funny agents, an example of OCs.

Stories like The Secrets of Scary People and Plausibility are examples of successful OCs that I've read so far. And some few other more but I couldn't remember the title. If you'd like me to have a look on your story I'd be glad too, and don't worry I won't flame. I'd just give my opinion via review. Though don't worry, everyone tends to make mistakes so we learn from them. I used to write Sues, but now I stopped because I learned from it. So, don't panic!

Thank you for loving this parody most of all! Your reviews and opinions/thoughts on the parody or on Mary Sues are much loved and welcome.