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A.N./ Well, my boyfriend and I broke up just now. Hmm... I don't feel bad about it. Ahh well. No problem. I'll still update. Maybe I'll write lemon in this chapter. I don't know yet. I might not be able to update tomorrow. Don't get me wrong I'll try my hardest but I'm going to be visiting my step sister. I don't suggest you read this if you're under eighteen. Truth be told, I was reading naughty works when I was twelve so I mean as long as it's alright with your parents though your parent probably don't know your reading shota. They might have a problem with that...

[Mello's point of view]

Mello woke up about a half hour later with a piece of paper stuck to his nose. Mello did the sensible thing a took it off to look at it.

To Mello,

Boss wants to know if you'd be willing to steal some Black Opal when you get the other one. Well, it was more like an order but you got it.

Your friend,
Matt.

Mello walked into the living room to find Near watching cartoons. Mello approached him as calmly as he could. When he was right behind him he decided it was time to speak.

"Ahem, Near?" Mello questioned. Near looked up at him.

"Is Mello ready to do the sex act?" Near questioned. Mello almost felt the need to go unconcious again.

"Uhm, Near, well I wanted to uhm... You know... People usually do it in the bedroom." Okay, that was not what he had wanted to say.

"Really? Alright, as long as Mello and I do the sex act together I don't care where we do it." Mello yanked Near off the couch and practically dragged him into the bedroom. Mello threw Near on the bed without a second thought. Mello climbed on the bed and looked down at Near who was lying on his back.

"Are you sure?" Mello questioned. He didn't want to scar the kid for life. Near just nodded.

"Yes, Mello. I'm sure." Mello sighed.

"I'll try my best to not hurt you." Mello knew it was going to hurt a little at first but he also knew he was going make Near feerl amazing. Now he really felt like a pedophile.

"It's going to hurt?" Mello sighed.

"Only at first. After awhile it will feel really good. I promise." Mello leaned down and placed his lips against Near's for a second and pulled back.

"Don't look so worried. I won't hurt you..."

[Near's point of view]

Near nodded and agreed. He wanted to do the sex act with Mello even if it hurt. Near felt reassured when Mello placed his lips against Near's own in a small kiss.

He didn't know what he was supposed to do for Mello so he just sat back and decided to let Mello do all the work.

"Mello?" Near squeeked when Mello grabbed his weewee through his pajama pants.

"Relax, this'll feel good." Near gulped. He couldn't supress a slight gasp when Mello stuck his hand down Near's pajamas and took his little weewee in his hand and started rubbing up and down.

"Ah! Hnn..." Near couldn't suppress little noises from coming from his mouth as Mello worked his hand up and down. He had never felt anything this amazing before in his life. He didn't know what Mello was doing but he knew he didn't want him to stop anytime soon.

"You're pretty cute, ya know." Near blushed at Mello's words. He didn't know why but he felt embarrassed.

"You'll enjoy this next part." Near whimpered as Mello took his hand away. He didn't like it so far.

A.N./ I'll stop right here for now. Man, this makes me feel better ending it right here. It makes me laugh at you all. It's enjoyable. :) Yeah, kind of mean but it makah meh happeh! Well, the next chapter shall be more than enjoyable. Pardon me, I'm not great at writing lemons. I'll make this lemon good!