This chappy is dedicated to .19 because she is the awesomest person I've ever had PM me cause she wasn't pissed that I didn't review for a LONG time!!!
Jakey-Poo: OMG!! WHAT HAPPENED TO BELLA!!!!
Me: DO you really want to know?
Jakey-Poo: Why the heck is my name Jakey-Poo?!?!?!?!?
Me: Revenge for not allowing me to own Seth on my profile!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Jakey-P-: THAT"S IT GIVE ME THAT DANG KEYBOAD!!!
Me: NO WAY!!!! THAT"S MY KEYBOARD!!!! YOUR JUST GONNA EDIT you in the CHAPTER SO THAT BELLA WILL LOVE YOU!!!!
Jake: haha I changed my name this time!!!
Me: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jakey-Poo: *gulp* wait a minute you changed my name back!!!!
Me: DID NOT!!!!
Jakey-Poo: DID TOO!!!
Both: GRRRRR!!!!!
(Please note that I actually do have a friend name Jake and in this case he really did take the keyboard. And he really is obsessed with Bella. And he really is a gaywad.) JK!!!! HE ISN"T GAY!!! JKJKJKJKJKJK!!!! OHHH!!!! Lets eat at JK's. HAHAHAHA!!! ONLY LOCALS TO THE OBX GET THAT JOKE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! JK'S IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE RESTERAUNT EVER!!!!!!! LOL!!! I AM HYPER!!!! SKITTLES!!!!!!
Now, before Sir Idiot takes the dang keyboard again when we hang out tomorrow, here's the story.
Chao
"Are you sure I'm not intruding?" Mark asked
Get back to work, lackey!" Jessa said with a wave of her hand. Chelsea immediately burst into giggles and it was hard not to do the same. A pair of donkey's ears had just grown out of his head!
"Um, Jessa? How do things keep changing about people?" I asked, afraid that I might be prying.
"Oh, that." Jessa said with a nod of her head as if agreeing with herself. "Well, I guess you already know that vampires have powers right?" I nodded remembering Victoria and NOT HIM. "Well, mine is to change how people look and how they sound. Just as you saw in the mirror earlier and like the ears on his head." Mark dropped a vase while reaching up to touch his head and CRACK it fell 2 stories over the railing and on to Chelsea's head. I burst into giggles as she suddenly turned red and steam came out of her ears.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!!! AND STOP WITH THE COLORING JESSA!" She shouted as she jumped in the air right to where Mark would have been if he wouldn't of run off immediately. I looked to Jessa scared out of my wits, she laughed at my expense and then casually sipped her tea.
"Drew can teleport people around. It really helps when you need to get away for a few hours." She said wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.
"And our other member Brian can sense stuff like when someone real arrive or how someone feels and stuff like that. Our final gifted member that you haven't heard about is Adara. She has telekinesis. Awesome huh?
"Chelsea has anger problems and her power is to connect minds so we can talk kind of like what happens with werewolves. Oh, you probably don't know what they are bu- Bella, why are you laughing?" She asked before turning around to look at the pool off the patio.
"Th-th-that!" I said pointing at where Chelsea was smashing Mark's face over and over into a pile of what smelled and looked like cow patties. And I don't mean beef patties.
"Chelsea." Jessa said calmly and evenly as if she was talking to someone about the weather right next to her. "Please don't let him back near the house once you're done. I hate getting stains out of the carpet. You know I-I" She immediately started laughing and fell of the couch. I was puzzled until I heard a sound coming from the woods. Almost like a twig snapping then there was a howl as about 50 wolves rushed into the clearing. What the heck?
Suddenly the wolves turned into fully dressed guys and began to walk towards us. I immediately jumped up and hissed at them. They were a threat and I didn't enjoy them being here. Until I recognized one of them.
"Jake?" I asked puzzled "but how could you be alive? There was blood everywhere and I saw you're luggage, you're clothes were in shreds everywhere…" I said to scared to finish the thought as I curled up once more into a ball. Jessa looked at me with pity filled eyes as three guys held the Jake-impersonator back. He was growling and shouting like a maniac.
"Chelsea." Jessa said evenly. "Please take our GUEST to her room as I deal with these MUTTS." She said looking pointedly at the Jake-impersonator as she said guest and mutts. Chelsea moved towards me and suddenly I was in my room. Drew came in and put in a movie after a while of Chelsea trying to get me to do something but I couldn't move. I couldn't think. I was gone. Again.