Me: (After a month of silence my blonde mind is catching up) did-did you say me and Seth?
Bella: SOB
Maddica: Duh! Gosh stupid blonde.
Emmet: I vaunt to suck vour blood
Maddica: Worst Accent EVER!!!!!
Emmet: No need to be mean.
Bella: SOB SOB SOBITY SOB!!!!
ME: SHUT UP!! I'm day dreaming about Seth! GOSH!!!!
Fangirls: GGRRRRR
Co-leader: (Cuz I'm the leader) Say the disclaimer before we KILLL!!!!
Me: Psshhh! MY story I decide what happens.
Co-Leader: Oh, Really? (Holds up keyboard.)
Me: Gulp OK OK I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT AND ALL AWESOME RIGHTS OF OWNING HOT, SHIRTLESS GUYS GO TO STEPHANIE MYER!!! There, happy now?
Co-Leader: Nope, I'm leader now.
Me: GGRRRR
Leader: Too late.
Bella POV
Edward. Rock. Jacob. Rock. Edward. Rock. Blood. Blink. Jake. Blink. Sob. Rock. Family. Sob. (A/N Just imagine pretty much the same pattern for hours on end.)
"Bella? It's Jes. We have someone here for you." I heard a flighty voice say. Who cares? My life is over.
"Bells? It's me." I stopped breathing even though I didn't have to. Jake. He's back!
"Hey, umm. I'm sorry about running away that day Victoria came. I had no idea. You see, I'm a werewolf. I phased in front of Charlie when she showed up. I came back but I couldn't save him. I'm sorry, I should've stayed but it was my first time and I was confused. Bells? Are you there?" Yes, I thought, I'm here. But I don't wanna be.
Random POV
I saw, like 50 wolves streak through the woods. I know that's impossible. Maybe I should get my eyes checked? Wait, what's that with red hair? Oh My God. That girl is gorgeous even with blood red hair and eyes. Wait, why is she starting to kiss my neck. CRAP!! PAIN!!! I CAN"T BREAThe…..beat…beat…..be-
?POV
I was back for Bella. I knew The Cullens had left. I only wanted her to join me in hunting them down. I drained the stupid man as I acquired his memory about which way the wolves has gone. I knew they were going towards Bella. They had to be.
Jake POV (This picks up where Bella Left off)
"Bells, did you here me?" She smelled horrible, yet for some reason I didn't want her to ignore me. We were still friends leech-I mean bloodsucker-VAMPIRE or not.
"Jake, is it really you?" I smiled down at Bells as she stood and poked me in the chest. It actually hurt.
"Ow." I complained, but she just poked me harder, square in the chest, with each syllable.
"Who do you think you are freaking me out like that?" She stopped poking and retreated to a glare.
"You disappear when I thought you were dead, and now you're a giant freakin' wolf. Not only that, but you disappear just as I'm about to have a freakin' BABY! Who, by the way, is upstairs sleeping while I'm down here and I think you should meet him!"
I smiled. She wasn't really that mad and I discovered I wasn't that mad either. I was going to meet her baby. Everything might actually work out alright.
Me: (Grinning evilly) Great news! I have finally got Seth Back!!!!
Seth: (Cuddles) You didn't have to ask me twice.
Me: Swoon
Leader: Give. Him. Back.
Me: No he is MINE!!! (Cue intense makeout session)
Co-Leader: I will get you back, OMG you changed my name back!!!!! You must die!!!!!! (Cue mean insults and planning my death out loud while I continue to ignore her )
Me: (After I have finished) I have figured out your true Identity. You are… PeetaLover001!!!!
Seth: Le gasp!!!
PeetaLover001: How-wait, what is GALE doing here.
Me: And while you love Peeta, I have captured Gale as well. Thus adding to my hot fictional guy collection.
PeetaLover001: HUFF!!! STORM OUT!!!!! HUFF!!!!! (Turns on her heel) Well, you know what? I Still have Emmett!!!!
Maddica: No one likes Emmett, gosh.
Me: Now for Jasper, (Pulls out Confederate flag) I must lure him to North bashing……. but first, heres more story!!!!
Bella POV
I showed Jake up the stairs and into Anthony's bedroom. I heard him gasp with amazement as Anthony gurgled with delight. I picked him up and placed him in Jakes' arms.
"Wait, I thought he was only a couple days old?" Jake said, confozled.
"He is, Hybrids grow faster than more babies. I think he'll be able to actually speak in less than 6 months!" I exclaimed, excited.
Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" I called after giggling at the sight of Anthony latching on to Jakes neck with his arms like a monkey.
"It's Jessa, I need to speak with you downstairs."
"'Kay, be there in a sec!" I called as I swept Anthony out of Jakes arms before jumping the railing. "What's up?"
"Well, you see me and Drew aren't human." She stuttered over her words odd.
"Well DUH!!!!!" I said laughing. How is she so silly?
"But you see, we're not vampires." I stopped rocking Anthony back in forth. Shocked. Hen what are they?
Maddica: Dun DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNN That is a WHOLE bunch of plot twists for one chapter. And I'm filling in for Jessa as she plans the inhalation of Alice. TOODLES!!!!
Me: You say, CHAO!!!!!! GOSH!!!!
Jazzy: So, are we still on for dinner, darlin'
Me: SWOON
Maddica: WOW!!! That's a bigger swoon than Seth caused. I'm impressed.
Jazzy: Who's Seth, hun'
Maddica: SWOON
Jazzy: Oh well, might as well take them both back home. (Carries Jessa bridal style and Maddica romantically over shoulders.)
As Jazzy looks away Maddica and Jessa wink at each other before 'fainting' again.
Me: (whispering) Who doesn't love a southern accent?