Edward Is Dumb and Emmet Shouldn't Snort
Part III
By: Margaret
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Harry Potter I Just like to write about them
It was a dark and stormy night, wait this is suppose to be funny. Okay lets try this again, so its almost Halloween and this is Nessie's first time going tricker treating. She's going as a vampire, ~sarcasm~ who would've known. Anyway lets get this show on the road!
Bella: Come on Nessie we have to hurry if you want to get the good candy first!
Emmet: Do I get to come! Do I? Do I?
Bella: Sure why not?
Edward: Cause hes an idiot and he'll ruin everything.
Emment: No I won't I'll be a good little boy! I won't even hit anyone with me stick!
~ Its really a wand cuz he dressed up as Harry Potter~
Bella: Edward, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Edward: And I'm sure it won't.
Nessie: Alright mommy and daddy I'm ready!
Emmet: Haha Nessie my costume is way better than yours!
Nessie: Shut up you stupid duche bag!
~ Emmet runs away whinning like a little girl~
Bella: Nessie don't use that kind of vocabulary! Were did you hear that from?
Nessie: Well I was talking to Jake about how mean daddy was when he wouldn't let me be werewolfe for Halloween, and he said daddy was a duche bag! .
Edward: Oh so that sh*t eating mutt said that now did he?
Nessie: Yes, yes he did...
Well thats all I have for now so be sure to read my next chapter! Oh, what will happen? Will Jacob get the crap beat out of him? Will Emmet ever come back? Will Nessie ever get to be a werewolfe?
Oh the suspense! lol be sure to read on to see what happens!