A double post because I was really in the mood to write this. I'm actually having a lot of fun with this!

Don't get me wrong, Wendy and Bebe are awesome characters....when they're with each other. I prefer to keep them away from Stan and Kyle as much as possible

Chapter Six

So, funny thing happened the other day. Not in the ha-ha way. In the "you've got to be joking" way. So anyway, I was walking down the corridor with Kenny; telling me how nice Butters was being to him and that he enjoyed the attention; and Miss Skank comes up telling me that she dumped Clyde and wants me back. Kenny stepped in and told her I wasn't interested, and she threw the book at both of us. Fucking bitch and her blackmail.

So Kenny had to be nice to her so she wouldn't tell Butters that he wanted to screw him to a wall a few times, and I had to date Wendy again to prevent her telling Kyle anything. And as we both turned a corner with heads bowed, Kyle was standing at his locker.

"Hey, what's up with you two?" He enquired.

"Wendy." We both muttered to each other. "She…we're dating again."

"Oh." The sudden coldness in his voice made me feel mighty uncomfortable. "Good for you."

"She's a manipulative little…" I covered Kenny's mouth, seeing the devil herself walking towards us with Bebe by her side.

"Ugh, I need to get to class." Kyle slammed his locker door, and stormed off down the corridor. Kenny looked back at him as if hoping he could sneak away and follow our friend as an escape route. But as he looked back at my face, he stayed put.

"Hey guys." Wendy said and pretty much threw herself on me. I noticed Bebe and Kenny roll their eyes behind her back; and it made me smile.

"Well hello there." Kenny was really good at this singsong voice. It fooled pretty much anyone; and he had Wendy hook, line and sinker with it.

"So, may as well get to class then." I tried to say without glaring daggers into the back of her head.

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We sat down at our usual seats, and Kyle had himself turned to face the wall rather than us. And my god did he look like he was going to kill a certain someone. Kenny moved to sit behind him instead and leant over his shoulder to whisper to him. I turned to the empty seat and Wendy placed her mini skirted ass right into it.

"I asked Kenny to move so we could sit together." She cooed in that horrible high-pitched voice, and I felt her hand caressing my thigh. "I can help you with your assignment if you like; maybe more if you're good enough."

"Um yeah…" Did I dare say Kyle was going to help me? I looked at him, who seemed to be getting a more acidic look the more Kenny whispered to him. I bit my tongue and turned back t her with an ever so fake smile. "I'll be happy if you just help me with my work."

"You sure? Guys at your age have a lot of sexual frustration pent up…" She whispered back, running her hand up to my crotch. If there was an opposite of an erection; I had that right now. No joke, a girl touching me there does not turn me on.

"Yeah, I'm sure I'm fine. I don't need help down there thank you very much." I looked at her and gave another fake smile, and felt her hand disappear.

"Oh well, feel free to ask when you do." And she sent me a little wink. I tried not to curl my lip up in disgust or she'd stand up right now and tell everyone my secret.

Kenny came over and knelt by the table when the bitch had turned around to talk to Bebe and Annie. He didn't look too impressed either.

"He's pissed off." He said quietly. "He doesn't wanna tell you because it'd hurt your feelings or something; but he hates her with uttermost passion."

"Well, who doesn't? Besides Cartman of course." I was stating the obvious and true here. Even her girlfriends hated her but kept being nice to scam good marks on their work.

"I know, but he thought you'd be smarter or something to not ask her out." He gave a nervous chuckle. "I didn't tell him, but I said I didn't know how but she has your balls in a vice."

"Well, you're not wrong there. But thanks for not telling him."

"No problems. But that's the main issue; he wants to know why she has so much power over you. He's gonna confront her over this dude."

"Shit!" I yelled loudly, getting stares from everyone. "Kenny, you know swallowing glass is dangerous!"

Everyone put their heads down and he kept talking. "So yeah, thought I'd warn you so she doesn't tell him in the heat of a fight or something."

"Yeah…. thanks." I watched him move back to his seat and try to soothe Kyle, and I got jealous. That should be me rubbing his shoulders like that in comfort.

I got my book out of my bag, and slammed it down on the desk angrily as Wendy turned back around with a giggle.