Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Crowds upon crowds of gennin were cramped into a single room. A boy in an orange and blue jumpsuit was with a girl with pink hair and an emo-looking boy.
Shibo walked into the room with Hebi and another sound-nin. The boy in the orange jumpsuit saw Shibo, and shouted,
"OI, NEKO GIRL!" Shibo froze in her place. Hebi turned to the boy, and laughed.
"Best not to call her that. She can kill you if she wa-"
"No…" Shibo walked over to the boy. She saw the girl, and the emo-boy. Shibo looked at him, and knew his face from the picture her father had given her. The orange boy got up into her face.
"OI, Who're you, 'ttebayo?" Shibo growled lowly.
"I am someone who you shouldn't get your face into. I'll bite your nose off so quickly you won't know what hit you…"
"Well, I'm Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto smiled brightly. Shibo growled louder, and the emo-boy looked at her.
"If you continue to act like that, he'll have reason to call you a neko gi-" Shibo glared at Sasuke.
"Shut the fuck up, you fag. Stop defending your boyfriend!" Sasuke glared at Shibo.
"What did you say, you little bitch…?" Shibo smiled darkly.
"You heard me…" Hebi held Shibo back.
"Hey, s-sensei told us not to get into fights…?" Shibo sighed, and nodded.
"Indeed, he did, didn't he?" Shibo walked away, but was stopped by Kabuto. He glared down at her,
"What are you doing here, Shibo?" Shibo smiled turned even more wicked.
"My, my, someone who knows my name!" Shibo turned to face Kabuto. He smiled, and took out a blank ninja info card.
"I know everything about you, Shibo. Height, weight, birth. Even your parents…" Shibo laughed.
"MY, MY! Someone's a stalker!" Kabuto sighed.
"Why are you here…?"
"Why else do you think? I'm here to become an official chuunin!" Shibo turned to the desk.
All of the sudden, a group of proctors appeared in a poof of smoke. Many were dressed in the standard proctor uniform, but there was one who was dressed in all dark blue. His face was riddled with scars.
"Everyone, line up! We'll be starting the exams!" The big guy said. Shibo looked at him, not in the mass. The man looked up at her.
"May I ask what your name is, child?" Shibo yawned.
"I'm Shibo. I guess you proctors know all about me…" Hebi pulled on her master's sleeve. Shibo sighed, and joined the group. The big proctor cleared his throat.
"I will be the main proctor for the first part of the Chuunin exam, Morino Ibiki. The first part is a written-" Shibo yelled.
"A WRITTEN TEST? YOU'RE KIDDING ME!" Ibiki glared at Shibo.
" Everyone, even you, are required to pass it to get on to the next portion. Now, take your seats." Everyone sat down in seats that they were assigned to. Shibo sat in Hebi's seat, and Hebi sat in Shibo's seat. Shibo knew from that second on, she was screwed. She was sitting next to that Naruto-brat. Naruto looked at her,
"Oh, it's you-"
"SILENCE UP THERE!" Naruto closed his trap. Shibo sighed. She was given a paper, two pencils and an eraser.
"Funny how I've never taken an actual test…" Shibo giggled, and filled her name into the box.
"Now…you may begin!" Ibiki sat down. Shibo started writing like crazy, little of her handwriting legitimate.
After 15 minutes, she was done. She raised her hand,
"Oi, what do I do now?" Ibiki looked up at her.
"Are you done already?" Murmurs spread around quickly in the door as Naruto tried to look at her paper. She covered it,
"Do you want proof?" Ibiki walked up to her row, and looked at her paper. His eyes bugged out,
"It's all right, too…" Shibo sighed. Ibiki handed her paper back.
"Well, now. Let's try to not cheat, okay everyone?" Ibiki sat back down. Shibo could tell everyone was trying anything to get her to flip her paper over. She folded it up, and stuck it down her shirt. She laid her head down, and dozed off.
Naruto shook Shibo up.
"Oi, it's time for the last question!" Shibo jolted up, her face a bright pink from where her head laid.
"READY TO GET A 100!" Ibiki laughed.
"So, you all know if you get this answer wrong, any one of your team members, you all get disqualified, right?" Shibo nodded. She glanced at Naruto, who was freaking out. He started to raise his hand, then he smashed it to the table.
"I DON'T BACK DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!" Shibo sighed, and scratched her ear. Hebi giggled, and Ibiki grinned.
"You all pass." Shibo became enraged.
"You mean…we went through that WHOLE waste of an hour…just to dare us? WHY, I OUGHTA…" Hebi jumped down, restraining Shibo.
"No, no, noooo! Think of what sensei told us…!"
"I DON'T CARE, I MIGHT AS WELL KILLKILLKILLLLLLLLLL!"
"Okay, this looks fun…" Shibo smiled as she neared the Forest of Death. Hebi sighed.
"Master, try to keep a low profile…"
"I am, Hebi. You never see me lash out like that, do you?" Hebi chuckled, and shook her head.
"Never, master. I get what you're doing…" They saw Naruto, the girl and Sasuke. Naruto looked at them, and grinned.
"Heh heh heh, passed too, girls?" Shibo smiled darkly.
" I always win…" She passed Naruto and his group over to the big-boobied lady who was eating a stick of dango. The lady looked at Shibo.
"I can't believe you're still alive, Shibo…I remembering seeing you as an infant…" Shibo smiled softly.
"Well, thank my father for protecting my mother, Anko." Anko chuckled.
"Well, you even remember my name~!" Shibo fixed her hair.
"Of course. Remembering people is an essential part to survival, is it not?" Anko nodded. Shibo plucked off the last dango off of Anko's stick, and put it in her mouth.
"H-hey!" Anko threw the stick at Shibo, and it hit a strange woman with a straw hat. The woman looked at Anko and Shibo, then mainly at Shibo. She muttered to her teammates,
"There's the last one right there. Best be careful that she doesn't bite…" The other two nodded. Shibo chuckled, and walked over to the group.
"My, my, I didn't see you at the written exam…" She held her hand out. The lead woman shook it firmly.
"We were in the other room. You are Shibo, correct?" Shibo looked at their headbands. Grass village, eh, father? Shibo nodded. The rest of this person's team murmured between each other.
"We have heard of you finding your home. It's a shame you didn't sooner…" Shibo sighed, and tied up her hair in a ponytail.
"Well, I wanted to surprise my father on his birthday. I think I was the best thing he's ever gotten…" Hebi giggled. Then, Anko tapped Shibo's shoulder.
"It's time for you to head out." Shibo nodded, and proceeded to the main entrance in the front. Everyone watched her and Hebi and their extra squad member as they were locked into the forest of death. Shibo jumped into the trees, the other two following shortly behind.
"Heh, looks like you're trapped now…" Kuromaru muttered as he was disguised as one of the gennin.
Shibo was sitting down on a fallen tree. Hebi was drinking a bit of tea as the man they met before chased up to them. Shibo looked over to them.
"Well, now father. You're late…"
"Peh, we were a bit delayed…" Shibo laughed.
"By what?" Hebi quieted her master. Shibo took a sip of water.
"We got…lost…" Shibo covered her mouth as she broke out laughing. Shibo looked at Hebi,
"Hebi, go back to your realm and rest up." Hebi looked worried.
"B-but…" Shibo sighed.
"It'll make your father happy that he would have a chance to see you…" Hebi nodded, and poofed away in a cloud of smoke. Shibo looked at the other three.
"Let's get going…"
