"The redness is finally going away" Hermione said as she tried to calm Harry. "Malfoy is gonna pay for this" Harry snapped as he thought about that horrible picture still hanging on the wall for everyone to see. "I know your upset Harry but what can you do about it" Hermione replied. Harry thought for a moment about what she had said then with a smirk asked, "You wouldn't happen to know where I can find a gay guy on campus would you?"
Harry asked every gay guy he could find (bribing them with money, trinkets, and even help with homework), but no one was up for the job. "It looks like gonna have to do this myself" Harry thought out loud while heading back to his tent. Harry got out the hair pin he stole from Hermione when she wasn't looking and picked the lock to Draco's bedroom. "Its now or never" Harry reminded himself as he pulled out a vial of polyjuice potion and drank it with a pained expression on his face. While he waited for the transformation to finish, pulled out his supplies and went to work. The transformation had just finished, when he heard Draco fiddling with his keys just outside the door. Harry quickly stripped off his clothes and assumed his position on the bed.
Draco swung open the door of his room, frustrated and in dire need of a nap. He walked in to find candles lit, rose pedals scattered all around, and Snape lying naked in his bed. "P….Professor?" Draco stammered as he shielded his eyes from the ghastly sight in front. "Yes my love" Snape answered back. "What in the bloody hell are you doing naked in my bedroom!" he exclaim, now seeing more of his professor that he could tolerate. "Isn't it obvious? I came to get a taste of your delicious body." He answered in a seductive tone. Draco grimaced as he whipped around and walked hastily toward the door. "Go ahead and take your time love, I'll be here when you get back" Snape called after him. Draco fought hard to keep himself from gagging, as he bolted out of the room and headed straight for Dumbledore's chamber.
Draco left not a moment to soon; the polyjuice potion wore off seconds after the door slammed shut. Harry waited until Draco's footstep were far enough away, then jumped out of bed and gathered all his things and went back to his tent to wait for his plan to unfold.
"Professor Snape is trying to molest me!" Draco announced as he barged into Dumbledore's chambers. "You better have some damn good reason for saying that Malfoy" Snape growled from the corner. "B…b…but I left you laying naked in my bed" Draco replied in disbelief. Snape glared at Draco and prepared to clap him upside the head. "Now Now Snape" Dumbledore interjected "I think we should go and see what the boy is talking about before we pass judgment on him."
Snape and Dumbledore followed as Draco lead the way back to his dorm. "This is all Potter's fault. I hope he gets kicked out of Hogwarts for this" Draco mumbled as they walked. Draco eagerly opened his door and was shocked to see that the Snape double wasn't there; in fact there was no sign of him ever being there. "So where is this doppelganger boy?" Snape growled in aggregation. "I…I don't know" Draco whimpered, as he looked toward Dumbledore hoping for sympathy. Dumbledore stepped aside as Snape dragged Draco out the room by his ear. Dumbledore quickly followed , and gave Harry a sly glance as he passed back.
"I win" Harry muttered to himself as he packed up his tent and headed back to his room.