Hide Me

Ss1998ftw/Swifty444

Characters Tite Kubo's

A/N I added another couple =.= I'm so disappointed in myself, I added Nnoinel, I did it. Well it's just a TINY moment like the Grimmulqui one earlier except it's less suggestive like A LOT less suggestive and involves Coyote Starkk's hotness… yummy.

Nell's P.O.V.

As if the mere presence if Gin Ichimaru isn't enough to make every normal person want to run and hide; Cirucci and I were in fact already doing that and now, he's found us. I watch Cirucci fall to her knees, Gin has massive spiritual energy and Cirucci has almost none; poor girl couldn't hold up. But of course Cirucci still has the style of a trooper, she's already perspiring and her fists are clenched, she's full out growling at him with a horrible glare. While she's trying her hardest to stay conscious all I can do is mutter, "Gin tone down your reatuis and hear us out, please." Gin smiled the permanent smile a little harder.

"Of course, I wish to assist you two any way." Gin helped Cirucci up as he settled his reatuis. "I'll keep Aizen off you guy's backs if you do me one thing, all of you. Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, and Szayel included." I thought over it a minute and then nodded.

"What would that be?" Cirucci spat at him, if there was one thing Cirucci was always good at; it was making you feel like shit. Gin pouted a bit before answering.

"You help me save all the espadas from death." Gin chirped. I felt my eyes go wide and my jaw drop. What the hell did he mean?

"What the hell do you mean!" Cirucci almost shouted, but ceased it remembering we were still hiding. There she was, always thinking what I was.

"I mean that I want you to help them all fake their deaths as Cirucci did! It was magnificent! So, I thought that in order to escape Aizen's horrible hold over all of you it would be perfect. But they have to be spread out in a nonchalant manner." Gin tapped his chin as if he was thinking and I watched Cirucci look utterly shocked.

"Agreed." I said firmly and Gin smiled.

"Good it's settled, now I'm going to get Aizen out of here!" Gin skipped out of the closet with a grin and slammed the door shut. I heard him yell 'nadda' to Aizen and smiled releasing a sigh. I looked over to Cirucci and smiled.

"We're safe," she whispered she beamed with happiness and I could feel my smile widen so far it hurt. She grabbed the fluffiest thing she could find in the closet, which happened to be an on scarf; and folded it till it was a fluffy, neat square and to my surprise she screamed into it and jumped lightly in excitement I giggled a little and hugged her. She returned the embrace and we bounced together squealing quietly. Cirucci sighed and wiped a happy tear from her cheek. "We're gunna live, we're gunna be happy, we're gunna be together forever and ever with help of Gin now too! It all worked out so well!" She whispered gratefully. She held me tighter for a second then left my embrace grinning like an idiot, but I didn't say a word because I knew I was doing the exact same.

I heard the scrape of fingers on the door and new it meant one of two things, Aizen was going to check the closet or Gin had gotten Aizen out of here. I checked for feet under the door and saw nothing I stepped back from the door and told Cirucci to hide just in case. She obliged without hesitation and I almost died when the door knob twisted. I took a deep breath and held my chest as the door opened wide.

"What the fuck Nell?" Oh thank god it was only Nnoitra! I wrapped my arms around the highest part I could reach of Nnoitra (His torso) and nuzzled his causing him to fall to the floor with me. "What, the, FUCK NIELE!" he shouted and I smiled lazily.

"You scared the shit out of me you're such a dick!" I kicked his ribs with a slight forced and he yelped.

"So you hug me? You're such I bipolar bit-! Nell, are you crying?" Nnoitra shouted he look utterly confused as he wiped away a tear from my cheek.

I sniffled and got off him rubbing my face of tears "I'm just, really, really happy! Is there any room that 's not bugged?" I questioned getting up. Nnoitra nodded.

"Starkk's room is clean." Nnoitra peeked behind me "Where's Cirucci?" he asked emotionlessly.

"Cirucci you can come out" I said as I watched her hop out of the messiness of the closet. She smiled and hugged Nnoitra's waist. I smiled and she let go of the lanky man. "Let's go see Szayel, and then we'll talk to Starkk." I stepped out of the closet fully and watched as Szayel's door opened and he rushed to Ulquiorra's door. "Oi!" I shouted getting his attention. He whipped towards the sound of my voice and smiled wide, pouncing towards Cirucci.

"Cirucci! You're okay, Oh my god I was scared!" Szayel kissed Cirucci quickly and sighed contently. I squealed like a rabid fan girl.

"You two are too cute!" I suddenly got serious "But right now, we need to discuss Cirucci's living. She needs a place to stay for two days when Aizen will be really busy with the intruders. Thankfully we got Gin to distract Aizen for us. N-" I was cut off by a dumbfounded Szayel.

"Wait, what! How'd you get Gin to do that!" Szayel asked excitedly.

"In exchange for help in freeing all the espada and arranar from Aizen's evil hold! It's a win win! I always new Gin had a dear heart!" I smiled brightly and Szayel chuckled.

"Sweet! So why isn't she staying with Ulquiorra?" He continued his questioning.

"Ulquiorra got bugged too, the best place we can keep her in is Starkk's room." I said a-matter-o-factly.

I watched Szayel fidget in place and look down at the floor with an unsure look. "Is there anyone else we could keep her with? I mean seriously Starkk?" I smirked knowing exactly what Szayel was thinking. He was afraid that Cirucci would fall for Starkk's looks. I laughed and Szayel glared at me a moment "What!"

"Szayel-Chan is jealous! He's jealous, he's jealous, he's jealous!" I chanted giggling slightly.

Cirucci looked puzzled and so she spoke up "Who's Starkk and why is Szayel jealous?"

"Starkk is the Primera Espada; he's super yummy with long wavy brown hair and sexy grey eyes." I started and Szayel was frowning, staring at the floor while Cirucci smirked.

"Oh, sounds like a god!" She purred "Tell me more," She added with a look at Szayel.

"HE'S HOT WE GET IT, OKAY!" Szayel screamed, obviously frustrated. Cirucci gave him a look of awe and she smiled wide before giving him a pout.

"But you're too cute when you're jealous!" Cirucci hugged his slumped and depressed shoulders smiling. "Come on I bet he's got nothing on you honey," I laughed, desperate to see her reaction once he opened the door. We walked to Starkk's room without conversation until Nnoitra spoke up.

"You really think Starkk's hot Neile?" Nnoitra whispered, I smirked and threw my head back fanning myself with exaggerated movements.

"Oh god YES!" I managed to blush slightly "Starkk's so hunky! How could I resist him! He's like my pirate fantasy!" I watched Nnoitra scowl and stalk off, so cute when he's jealous. But to my dismay When Starkk opened the door to Nnoitra; Nnoitra punched him square in the face.

"What the fuck Nnoitra! How're we supposed to get Starkk to help us out now?" I screamed running over to assist the injured Primera. All four of us gathered around Starkk Szayel and Nnoitra grinned.

"Ain't so pretty now, huh ladies?" They said in unison, insert face palm here.

After a few minutes we found out the Starkk wasn't unconscious, but asleep so me and Cirucci simply laid him down in his bed. As if on cue Lilynette strolled into the room, "Hello …?" she said dearly confused.

"Hi Lily, how have you been?" I asked trying to distract her.

"Fine, thanks; uh what's with Starkk?" She asked noticing the blood on his face.

"Nnoitra punched him in the face and he fell asleep right there," Szayel explained fighting back another fit of laughter. Nnoitra glared at him growling.

"Oh okay! So why are you guys here?" She asked sounding pretty relieved.

"Um, Lilynette we know this may sound strange and all but can we have Cirucci stay here with you?" I laughed awkwardly.

"Sure, I don't care; will she help me wake up Starkk everyday?" Lily asked shrugging slightly.

"Yeah, of course!" Cirucci agreed. "Thank you!"

We all bowed politely except for Nnoitra who just stood there with his arms crossed, giving an excusing nod.

"Welcome!" Lilynette said beaming "Now let's wake sleeping beauty up." Lilynette dusted her hands as Cirucci looked at Starkk with a smirk before she whistled, causing Starkk to stir.

"A beauty indeed." She purred causing Szayel to growl.

"WHAT THE HELL IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM! Do you see it Nnoitra! I sure as hell don't!" Szayel asked looking back at Nnoitra.

"No!" Nnoitra agreed "He's just a lazy jack off!"

As the two stood there bickering I went off to assist them in awaking Starkk. All of us shoved and poked him until finally he opened his eyes.

"Beautiful women everywhere," He mumbled causing the three of us to blush while Szayel and Nnoitra huffed.

"Shut up you sexy beast!" Szayel screamed.

"Yeah what he said! Wait what?"

A/N and so ends another chapter, a chapter full of crack. I'm not too proud of it but I thought it'd lighten up all the previous drama because the story is ending soon and though there will be an epilogue and well I kind of want to give it that story book ending because lord knows they deserve it! Well I'm off the kiss Summer goodbye, god I hate the last day of Summer, so depressing. Well good bye lovies! I hope you all enjoyed the chapter and forgive me for the horrible adding of pairings I do.