Disclaimer: I don't won Naruto

Shibo sat with the Hokage and Kazekage up in the shadeless balcony. Shibo was humming a dark tune, waiting for the battles to start. She held a parasol, in order not to be blinded by the sun. The Kazekage looked at Shibo.

"My, my, it's impressive a little child can sit with such maturity." Shibo winced. She wanted to smack him for that comment, but restrained herself.

"Guard, water please…" The guard gave Shibo a bottle of water. Shibo opened it with one hand, and downed the entire thing. The guard vanished to get more water for Shibo. Shibo smiled,

"Kyaaaah, that feels better~" The guard returned with a spray bottle, and traded it with Shibo. Shibo sprayed herself as a breeze picked up. She closed her eyes as the guard fanned her. The kazekage chuckled.

"Well, looks like the Fuyu-Hime is melting…!" Shibo closed her eyes.

"Now, now, don't make fun of the child. She is just not used to the weather here…" the Hokage butted in. Shibo took the fan from her guard, fanning herself. The guard grinned softly, scratching her head.

"M-m'lady, maybe if you ask, I can fan you better." Shibo pouted. She was waiting to see the Uchiha-boy to be slaughtered, but he has been a no-show. So, they decided to have the Kyuu-fight go first. Shibo watched as Naruto was beat to a pulp, not entertained.

"Geez, this is like watching paint dry…" She threw an empty water bottle (she'd gone through three already) and threw it at Naruto. It hit the other guy, Neji, on the head. But, that didn't stop him, if anything, it made him angrier. Shibo groaned, and curled up in the chair. She handed the parasol to the guard, and closed her eyes. The guard held the parasol over Shibo to keep her shaded.

"Master, wake up!" Hebi (who was disguised as the guard) shook Shibo. Shibo woke up, noticing that Hebi had helped her remove the Jūnihitoe, and now wearing a yukata with armor underneath. Shibo jumped up, and looked at the roof of the balcony-like tower. She and Hebi jumped through the barrier just as the Sound 4 sealed it shut. Shibo looked around, and ran to her father.

"Father, I'm up…" Shibo rubbed her eye. Orochimaru hit Shibo in the head with the Kazekage hat, handing it to her. He took off the robe as well, handing it too to Shibo. Shibo handed the items off to Hebi, and Hebi set them in the corner of the barrier. Shibo took out her katana, and Hebi took it.

"Master, show off the new jutsu you learned…" Hebi smirked, "Show them what true fear is…" Orochimaru looked at Shibo, and snickered,

"So, you did read through that book…" Shibo nodded, loosening up her obi. She started weaving signs quickly, and the Hokage charged at them. Hebi got in front of Shibo, katana ready. All of the sudden, the world around them turned to nothingness, and Shibo was gone.

For everyone else (sound 5 and the ANBU trapped outside) no one inside the barrier was there.

"Where the fuck did they go?" Tayuya looked into the barrier.

"I don't know. All I hear was that Shibo-sama had a new jutsu…!" Kidomaru responded. The ANBU were in shock.

"M-maybe it's a genjutsu" one of them suggested.

"No, they're just gone! If it was a genjutsu, the clothes wouldn't be there in the corner!" One of them pointed to the Kazekage outfit still sitting there in the corner.

Hebi and Sarutobi were looking around. Orochimaru closed his eyes, and felt something cold at his feet. Hebi crunched some snow.

"Wh-where are we, M'lord?" Orochimaru looked around.

"We're in another dimension…" He saw a dim light far, far away. Trees started sprowting from the gound, quickly developing a large forest. But, the trees had no leaves, as though it was winter. The air was cold and dry, and a light above started shining. It was a full moon, shining down on everything. The light in the distance grew slowly closer. As the figure drew into view, it was Shibo. But, not the Shibo from before. She wore a snow white yukata stained with crimson blood. Her skin was as white as the snow, her eyes a dark green and serpant-like. She had the same purple markings around her eyes as her father. She blew out the candle as a giant eye opened in the sky. It shined a deep red, and fangs glittered under them.

" TEHAHAHAHAAAAA~! I SHALL CONSIDE THAT OLD PRUNE DOWN THERE FIRST, LITTLE SHIBO!" The eye started bleeding blood, dripping it over everything. Orochimaru looked around, smiling.

"Well, well, well. This is the forest surrounding the estate, but…" He looked of past Shibo, "Where is the estate-"

A woman grabbed Orochimaru by his hair, and licked his neck. Her eyes shined a bloody red, her hair a mix of brown and silver. Her long nails gripped into his skin, causing the spots to bleed.

"Wouldn't you like to know, Orochi-kun~?" Hebi backed up, and Shibo walked past Sarutobi. She held her father's arm, looking at the vampire.

"Don't touch him like that, he gets excited…" The vampress smiled, and backed off.

"As you wish, my host…" The vampress looked at the Hokage. Hebi went up to Shibo, and felt her hair and face. This was all real, too real. The vampress walked in front of Orochimaru, her hand extended. Her furisode shined a beautiful red and white under the moonlight.

"Now, on to what my host wishes, and that is your death, human…" Sarutobi summoned a giant staff.

Shibo returned Orochimaru, Hebi and the dead Sarutobi to the normal world. But, they were greeted by Kaoru. She looked at Sarutobi, and kicked his corpse.

"Worthless trash…" She looked up at Shibo, and smirked.

"Now, onto the little shrimplett!" Kaoru ran at Shibo, and stabbed her in the chest. Shibo grabbed her wrist, and pulled the knife out of her chest. She herself took out a hidden knife and stabbed Kaoru in the chest. The two glared into eachother's eyes. Then, Kaoru took out a silver knife, and sliced Shibo's eye. Shibo backed up, holding her eye. She screamed out in pain, and Orochimaru ran over to her. Kaoru slashed at him with the knife, and he swatted it out of her hand. Hebi ran at Kaoru, and slashed her with the katana. Kaoru yelled, and grabbed Hebi's neck. Hebi stabbed Kaoru's wrist, and swung the katana. She fell to the group, pulling off Kaoru's hand. Kaoru yelled out in pain, and kicked Hebi in the face. Hebi fell to the ground, and groaned. She spat up a bit of blood, feeling her cheek.

"Wow….just…" Hebi jumped up, her hair frizzing out and eyes dilated. Kaoru growled, and tried to get her severed hand. Orochimaru grabbed it quickly, and took the silver knife. He sliced the hand to pieces with the knife as it bled on the ground. Kaoru growled loudly.

"YOU BASTARDS, YOU'LL PAY ONE DAY!" Kaoru vanished as Hebi jumped her with the katana. Hebi fell to the ground, and groaned in pain. Shibo laid on the ground, covering her bleeding right eye. Hebi took out a few gauze pads, setting them over her eye. They quickly got soaked in blood, so she threw them out.

"I already applied the serum…let's go…"

"Hai!" The sound 4 released the barrier. Orochimaru picked Shibo up, and started on his way. Kabuto got up next to him, looking at Shibo. The rest followed quickly behind as all surviving ninja watched in terror and rage.

Shibo laid in a bed, all except her left eye and mouth covered. She had on an oxygen mask, and a heart monitor beeped out her heart rate. Hebi sat next to Shibo's bed, watching her diligently. Orochimaru walked in, holding a pan of water and a damp towel. He set the water down on the table next to Shibo's bed, and started patting Shibo's body with the cold towel. Shibo groaned softly, and woke up. She looked at the people next to her, her eye showing her grogginess. Orochimaru kissed her forehead, and Hebi held her hand.

"Master, everything's alright. We got them off of their post!" Shibo smiled weakly.

"That's…good…" Orochimaru got out a small glass and filled it with water. Hebi helped Shibo sit up as Orochimaru helped Shibo drink the water. She coughed a bit, and grinned.

"I-if Kimi-kun…saw me…he'd…freak…!" Hebi smiled softly, and nodded. Orochimaru chuckled, and nodded as well,

"Well, for now, why not rest? The more you rest, the better you'll get, and the sooner you can visit him."

"That…sounds like…a plan…"

I changed the plot from Orochimaru losing his arms to just them essentially winning. Now, what use would Tsunade be…? Continue reading to find out! ;D