Hide Me

Epilogue

A/N- I've grown a new love for Dordonni, and Cirucci as a Prego. Also, there is an additional pairing but as always I think you can over look it. Umm lot's of swears and fluff. I also attempted to be funny. Love ~ Sara.

Cirucci and Nell easily made it to their destination in Hueco Muendo, where Dordonni happily greeted them with a dance and a lot of sake.

"Oh my" Nell hiccupped "God 'Rucci!" The ex- espada rolled on to her stomach "I love this guy! You've got to show me more of your friends!" She slurred grinning like an idiot. Cirucci was squinting at Dordonni, who was currently laughing up a storm.

"Oh Nell, mi amor; I'm going to be a hard act to follow, Cirucci doesn't have too many loud mouthed, accent having, drunk off their ass every weekend and holiday; friends." Nell's smile widened and she exploded with laughter; eventually calming down with Dordonni, and wiping a tear from her eye. Cirucci giggled and rolled off one of the fallen ruins with a small "oof"

"Ha ha yeah their all a bunch of noobs… that's why I'm glad I made so many new friends and kept my old ones." Cirucci snuggled into the sand a bit and wrapped the cape tighter around her. "Oh my god I love getting wasted…" Nell and Dordonni laughed,

"Yeah! Fuck brain cells! We need booze!" Nell and Dordonni hollered as the three ended the reunion with a group of laughs and a murmur of.

"God I love life."

Szayel soon faked his death and went on the see Cirucci,

"Oh my god I can't wait to see her Gin, oh god my hands are so anxious! Oh god I'm gunna-"Gin slapped a hand over his friends mouth.

"Please Szayel keep it to yourself, I'm still getting used to you being straight…" Szayel scowled.

"It's amazing what pink hair and decent sense in fashion and a bit of teasing; can do. I don't know why it's so shocking I-"Gin pouted a bit.

"Szay, just shut the fuck up; we've been walking in the dessert for like… two days and I'm tired; why you chose to talk know I don't know but it's a pretty stupid decision a-" Szayel hit the back of Gin's head forcefully.

"God damn it Gin, shut up no one's listening to you ramble mindlessly about personal matters!" Szayel stumbled off to some old ruins. "I'm gunna sleep back here." Szayel mumbled collapsing.

Gin rubbed the back of his head in puzzlement. "What the fuck was that?" Gin eventually gave up and just rested next to the nearest ruin peacefully.

He made it there in promised time.

Cirucci sat calmly in the small hut constructed of broken ruins, bone, and other dry contents; she was waiting for Dordonni to come back with food he manager to get from near by arrancar. As she waited she sat out in the doorway looking out for her friend, she saw a tuft of bouncing pink hair. "Szayel?" She asked anxiously springing to her feet "Oh my god…" she squealed running toward the figure that was aiming at her.

She nearly tackled him when they finally touched, but she settled for his tight embrace and a sweet twirl in the air, a gentle kiss following. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" Szayel feverishly kissed Cirucci, pressing his forehead to hers with a huge stupid grin. "Oh my god I missed you so much Szayel."

"I missed you too Cirucci; you and your sassy remarks, your cocky grin, your sexy ass." Szayel smiled sweetly kissing her again softly. "We should probably get up..," Szayel started.

"Let's not," Cirucci purred "Nell and Gin can stay inside and we can stay behind this big old ruin … you, me and the sand." Szayel grinned.

"Did I tell you that I love you, a lot?"

Cirucci and Szayel were engaged on the 27th of April in a firey fit of passion.

"Let's get married Cirucci, I love you; and I want everyone to know that like a second nature!" Szayel called out holding his chest. "Every time I think of you my heart beats faster and my stomach gets butterflies!" Szayel stood taller on of the still standing marble column "I want to be with you spiritually, mentally, and physically; for the rest of my life! No exceptions!" Szayel got on one knee and looked down at the ground where Cirucci was standing. "So Cirucci Sanderwici, please! Marry me you psychotic beauty queen!" Szayel opened his hand and revealed a small ring to be placed on her finger.

"Get down here so I can accept the proposal! It's gunna be a little weird having to do it while you're all the way up there and I'm down here…" she said a little awkwardly.

"Oh yeah, right… be right there!"

They got married in Aizen's throne room while Aizen was off to destroy Ichigo on the 3rd of May.

"So do you, Szayel Aporro Granz; take she; Cirucci Sanderwici; to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Ulquiorra asked patiently.

"I do." Szayel said with half lidded eyes.

"And do you, Cirucci Sanderwici; take he, Szayel Aporro Granz; to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Ulquiorra said smiling slightly.

"I do," Cirucci said on the bridge of tears.

"Then you may kiss, I repeat kiss; the bride. Try not to take it too far." Ulquiorra finished as the two met in a fluffy kiss.

"For ever and always yours"

After many faked espada deaths, Aizen was defeated and the espada were moved in to Rukongai.

"Thank god we're not in Las Noches any more, that place had such a bad vibe and this place is so much better!" Szayel threw his hands into the air and exclaimed.

"Yeah," Cirucci agreed "The first thing I'm going to do is find that Ichigo Kurosaki and hug him senseless!" Cirucci said clinging tighter to her bag of groceries for the new home. "Oh-!"

The dreams of the past also continued, conveniently giving Cirucci advice when needed.

"I also had another dream last night; it told me the move would be easy and…" Cirucci looked down at her feet blushing; smiling brightly. "We had twins; Rose and Violet. Rose had beautifully straight, lilac locks; she had your gorgeous golden eyes. Violet had a cute round face with big emotional, lavender eyes, like me; and she had coiled cherry pink tresses. They were both healthy, happy babies. I almost cried when I got up out of bed, I was so happy!" Cirucci sobbed into her grocery bag. "Oh my god they were so beautiful …"

Szayel's eyes went wide for a second and he grinned, "So, you want a baby?" He asked hopeful.

Cirucci looked up from her bag frowning. "No! I want two of them, two beautiful bouncing fraternal twin baby girls!" Cirucci sobbed even more "God sometimes I think you don't even listen to me!" Szayel wrapped an arm around Cirucci's shoulder.

"Oh poo, Cirucci; I listen to you all the time, in fact I think I listen too much." Szayel cooed trying his best to comfort her.

"Don't be so fucking cocky! You're not perfect! You're far from." Cirucci stormed off leaving Szayel behind.

"I'm pretty sure our babies are closer than we think…"

Szayel was in fact correct, Cirucci was pregnant,

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!" Cirucci screamed, more than demanding answers. Szayel patted Cirucci's shoulder calmly laughing a bit.

"Cirucci, this is a baby shower; for Rose and Violet." Szayel smiled at her brightly gesturing towards the group of women a waiting her.

Cirucci's dream of twins came true.

"Oh…" Cirucci started, calmed down dramatically "That was so nice!" she chirped skipping off towards Nell, Haribel, and all her other friends.

"Oh my gosh Cirucci I've never seen such a beautiful Prego!" Lilynette said practically squealing.

"I agree," Haribel stated "You look beautiful."

"Thank you girls, I hope they come soon though, I'm growing so anxious." Cirucci said caressing her blossoming belly.

Cirucci was showered with questions and compliments from the women and Dordonni; while the men sat in a group conversing with Szayel.

"So… Cirucci's knocked up, that must be hell; her mood swings seem intense." Nnoitra started.

"Ah, their insane but I kind of like it when she settles down and gets all cute." Szayel looked at her smiling cheekily at her friends.

"She looks beautiful Szayel, I'd be proud if I were you." Ulquiorra said looking at Cirucci for a moment before facing Szayel again "Pregnancy is one of the most wonderful things a being can go though,"

"I'm very proud of her, but honestly I can't see my self as a father…" Szayel shuttered a bit.

"Oh bullshit!" Starkk called out "You'll be fine, I wouldn't mind helping; I've got a kid at home myself!" Starkk laughed looking a Lilynette. "She's more like a sister though…"

Grimmjow laughed a bit at the thought "Yeah I'll help too, Szayel"

"As will I !" Tesla smiled brightly "It'd be an honor!"

"I will assist you as well, I think it'll be … fun" Ulquiorra finally said.

"Yeah I guess I can help too." Nnoitra admitted.

"Thanks you guys, I really needed this"

Cirucci gave birth on the 12th of December to two perfectly healthy twins; Rose and Violet Aporro Granz

Cirucci held the infants close to her bosoms, smiling tiredly at them; she felt complete with them in her embrace. "Oh look at them, their just like I dreamed they'd be…" Szayel said kissing Cirucci on the cheek "Can I hold them?" Szayel asked cooing towards the beautiful children in Cirucci's arms.

"Of course," Cirucci said handing him both of the girls "They're yours too." Cirucci smiled lying back into her pillow.

"That they are…" he said proudly.

"A couple more beautiful girls for me to call mine."

Dordonni and Nell became the god parents of the children.

"What the fuck, Szayel!" Nnoitra shouted "Why is Dordonni the god father! I'm banging the god mother! I demand to be a god father, this instant!" Nnoitra threatened.

"First of all Nnoitra, you called me a "dip shit fag" half of the time I've known you. And Cirucci and I both think Dordonni is a better role model for the girls. He's smart, responsible, oh yeah; and he's in control of his blood lust." Szayel retorted flipping through a magazine.

"W-well you have two kids! Can't I be the god father of one of 'em!" Nnoitra was begging now, Cirucci couldn't help it.

"He's right Szayel, come on we can squeeze him in, well if the rest of the guys don't mind."

"I'm content with being an uncle." Ulquiorra said.

"Okay so Nell and Nnoitra are Rose's god parents, and Dordonni and Nell are Violet's god parents." Cirucci said smiling. "Everyone's happy."

Nnoitra smirked. "Oh fuck yeah! Which one's Rose again?"

Make that Nnoitra, Nell, and Dordonni.

The boys kept their promise to Szayel, helping him raise the kids everyday they could.

"God, why did Szayel and Cirucci have to go out for a date night? Just why the fuck was this needed?" Grimmjow cursed raising Violet high above his head. "Jeez, these kids are one hell of a hand full!"

"I know right! What kind of kid causes smoke with food coloring?" Starkk said shocked with the children.

Tesla wiped Rose's colored face "Only the child of Szayel would" Tesla sighed and patted her head smiling.

"True," Ulquiorra said taking Violet from Grimmjow. "I blame you Nnoitra, who leaves a child alone for so long with such things?"

"It's a bottle of water and food coloring ULQUIORRA! I didn't know that shit like this could happen!"

"I found out what he did," Dordonni groaned standing up "He left em' near an electrical socket and they managed to make smoke." Dordonni said glaring at Nnoitra. "You're not fit to be a god father." He spat.

"Bull shit! I am so fit to be a god father! Who called this loser over any way?" Nnoitra complained rolling his eyes.

"It's god father's sense, you wouldn't know of it." Dordonni said, as he left swaggering up the steps.

"Fag,"

They all lived happily ever after;

Nnoitra and Nell now living together, constantly with visits from the girls;

Dordonni is living with some random new boy friend of his, for once Nnoitra was right;

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra sharing the duty of tending to a child they found on the streets alone;

Ulquiorra grew a new liking to smiling;

Starkk is still lazy as ever, but agrees to stay awake for a reasonable amount of time everyday;

Cirucci and Szayel live in harmony with their two baby girls;

They couldn't be happier.

The End,

A/N- And so my first fan fiction comes to an end, I love writing Szayel and Cirucci and I've got so many Ideas so don't think I'm gunna disappear after this! If you want you guys can guys can expand on any of the little tidbits I have up there I'd love to read them. I love pregnant Cirucci ha ha, Oh! And the god parent three-some I think is cool, especially since I love those three characters to no end. Especially Nnoitra! And during the baby shower it was supposed to sound like Ulqui wanted a baby, so that's why I added that they found a kid. And Grimmy's helping him 'cause their biffles; if you don't like them as lovers.

Gay Dordonni is WIN!

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