Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

The morning sun rose above the house outside of town. Shibo growled, and hid under the thick blankets. Orochimaru picked her up by her stomach while she was under the blankets.

"Come on, sleepy head. You need to make breakfast." Shibo nodded slightly, peeping her head out of the blankets. Orochimaru chuckled and held her. Shibo sighed, and Orochimaru let her go. She put away her futon and blankets, heading for the bath.

"Uhhh, I used up all the warm water…" Shibo groaned.

"Oh well, I'll just bathe tonight." She went into the kitchen, taking out a new box of pancake mix, some eggs and milk. She plugged in the waffle iron, and quickly made a large batch of waffle mix. She poured a couple spoonfuls into the iron, closing it shut. She went back to the fridge, taking out a blood bag and some orange juice.

"Father, make our drinks?" Orochimaru nodded and took out a couple of cups, pouring the blood into one with a bit of orange juice. The other cup was filled with just orange juice. Shibo handed him a plate of waffles, and swapped the orange juice with maple syrup. She sat down with him, drinking her cup of…yeah. She made a face.

"Did you put orange juice in here?" Orochimaru nodded. Shibo groaned and finished the glass, licking up the blood. She dripped the last drops onto her pancakes, and started to eat them without syrup. Neither with any forks, she ate them with her hands.

Orochimaru watched her in disbelief. There went a year of manner lessons…

"Shibo, don't use your hands."

"I didn't put syrup on them, I won't get them sticky…" Orochimaru sighed, and let her eat her breakfast. But, it wasn't long before something else interrupted their breakfast. Shibo heard a whiny little voice outside, and growled. She finished up her waffles, and stomped out to the hall. Naruto was outside, Jiraiya was under a tree. She started closing the doors to the open parts, locking them. Jiraiya watched her.

"She's overreacting…" Naruto looked at Shibo, and waved at her. She flipped him off, locking the last bit. She walked inside and sat down at the kitchen table. Orochimaru looked at her, and heard a knock at the door. Shibo shook her head, and lifted a finger. The door opened to Jiraiya.

"Hey- why did-" Shibo flicked her finger, slamming the door in his face and locking it. Orochimaru sneered.

"My my, are we learning that one quickly." Shibo nodded. Jiraiya kept knocking the door.

"Come on, you two, let me in!"

"Fuck off!" Shibo walked into her room, and yawned. She looked through her bag and took out a book. She started reading it. Orochimaru smiled, and went to the door.

"She doesn't want you here. Leave."

"I don't care if you're her father! You've brainwashed her! You're such a bad influence-"

"Says the man who can't settle down. I am not a bad influence, I show her the truth of this world as it is."

"No, you just show her things you want her to know!"

"I told her loving a human is pointless and she loves a human." Jiraiya went silent. Orochimaru continued,

"Her mother is us in spirit. She tells her to do what she wants, but I try to restrict her."

"Well, that's Ai. She was always free-spirited, feeling being bound by something was wrong." Orochimaru shivered.

"What, Ai…?" Jiraiya froze in place. A soft giggle was heard from the other side of the door.

"Our daughter is beating up poor little Naruto…" Jiraiya ran to the side of the house. Shibo was changed into something oversized, probably some hand-me-downs. Naruto tried to punch Shibo in the mouth, but she dodged and kicked him in the balls. She slipped inside just as quickly as the attack started. Orochimaru opened the door, nothing with him, but the voice continued.

"Our baby is trying to relieve herself of stress…maybe let her go have fun, hun?" Orochimaru sighed.

"But, Ai, what would happen if-"

"That's all you worry about. No wonder she is rebelling…" Orochimaru sighed.

"Fine then" Orochimaru walked over to Shibo's room, "Oi, go do whatever, come back by dark." Shibo stared at him in confusion.

"What?"

"G-go gamble, drink, something but rot here!" Shibo smiled, nodded, and ran out the door. Jiraiya glared at him.

"Gamble? Drink? You ARE a terrible father!" Orochimaru chuckled.

"Tomorrow she may go to the next town, so long as she wins enough and saves enough money, and go on a shopping spree."

"You're still a bad father…"

"Says the one who can't get a girlfriend!"

"At least I didn't knock any of mine up and got 'em pregnant!"

Ai was making breakfast when Tsunade and Jiraiya came in. Orochimaru sat at the table, sipping some juice. Ai was making a large hardy breakfast of bacon, eggs and pancakes.

"I have an announcement t make after I serve you guys." Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru, sneering. He whispered into his ear,

"Popped the question?" Orochimaru blushed a bit, and shook his head. Tsunade whispered into his other ear,

"Did you get her pregnant?" Orochimaru turned red.

"I DON'T GET WOMEN PREGNANT!" Ai blushed, almost dropping a plate. She served breakfast, and stood at the end of the table.

"I-I am…pregnant…" Ai looked away, blushing. Orochimaru stared at her in disbelief. He glared at Jiraiya.

"JIRAIIYAAAAAAA!" Orochimaru chased Jiraiya out the door. Tsunade yelled at them, and ate a piece of bacon.

"Congrats, Ai." Ai smiled, blushing.

"W-well, I-I didn't want to get pregnant until after I got married…" Tsunade looked at her.

"Did he rape you?" She shook her head.

"He would never set an ill hand upon me! I-I guess…he wasn't…" She blushed more. Tsunade giggled.

"Yeah. Now the village is gonna get all up in arms when they find out." Ai looked up.

"D-do they have to know?" Tsunade nodded.

"It's law that if a ninja gets someone or is pregnant while out of country, it is to be reported. This way they know who to contact if anything happens." Ai sighed.

"I-I thought they would kill me…" Tsunade shook her head.

"No killing, only when killed." Ai looked sad. Tsunade patted her shoulder.

"He's not going to die. We all know he'll train more so he can protect the baby…" Ai nodded.

"I know. I love him so much…" Tsunade giggled.

"Good thing someone does!" Orochimaru walked in.

"I HUNG HIM." Ai sighed.

"Hun…"

"Yes?"

"You're the only one who could've done it, I haven't slept with any other ma-"

"I don't get women pregnant" he said with a smile. Tsunade sighed.

"Look, you got her pregnant, be happy!"

"I don't get women pregnant!" Ai teared up. Orochimaru looked at her, "Hun?"

"H-how can you deny a-a baby?" She started crying. Tsunade held her, glaring at Orochimaru. He walked over and lifted Ai out of Tsunade's arms.

"I love you, hun. I know it was me, it's just too unbelievable…" Ai kissed his cheek.

"Well, you better believe it…" She fell asleep in his arms. He smiled, and set Ai on the couch. Tsunade looked at Ai's untouched plate.

"Maybe you should wake her and feed her." Orochimaru blushed slightly.

"I was going to do that." Tsunade got up.

"Well, you're the first of us to have children. The one who couldn't find a friend in Konoha is having a child…must be the end…" She walked out to try to find Jiraiya. Orochimaru grinned.

"I hope they're triplets!"

Shibo came back home with four briefcases of money. She dropped them all off in her room, and went back out. She came back with three more, and dropped them in her father's room. Jiraiya looked on in disbelief: Shibo, once again, faked her age and made a fortune. Ai must be turning in her grave.

Orochimaru was proud. With this continuing, his daughter would never need an inheritance. Jiraiya glared at Orochimaru,

"Look what she does!" Orochimaru chuckled.

"She's smart." Jiraiya smacked Orochimaru upside the head. Shibo glared at him.

"DON'T. TOUCH. MY FATHER. OR YOU. WILL BURN. IN HELL."