Second chap.

Mr. Metal-Fusster: GOOD MORNING CLASS. AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM NOT A ROBOT. TODAY WE WILL BE LEARNING ABOUT THE NONEXISTENCE OF ALIENS. AGAIN. NOW TURN TO PAGE 1234567890.

Cathy: *Turning to the page* Aww...Great, another lesson about something that's not true.

Sam: *Smiles at her* Don't worry, Cathy. A bit more and we're out of high school and out of Mr. Fussters.

Chris: *staring at Sam* yeah...

Danny: Uh.. Dude?

Chris:...

Danny: HOLY CHAOS EMERALDS! A SPIDER'S ON YOUR BACK! *smacks him on the head with a book*

Chris: OW! HEY!

Danny: dude... you were doing it again...

Chris: Doing what?

Danny: Never mind...

Sam/Cathy: *Turn to the boys*

Sam: What happened?

Danny: oh, Chris is staring at that girl over there by the window again...

Chris: AM NOT!

Cathy: *Smiles at Chris and then turns to Danny and semi smirks* Really? Where did the noise of something hitting a head come from?

Sam: *To Chris, smiling at him like a friend would* Really? Who is she? She must be really special to you if she stops you from listening to Mr. Metal-Fusster.

Chris: oh... um... well... I haven't gotten to know her name yet... but...

Danny: MARK DID IT! He's sneaky I tell you. If we ever get kidnapped by an alien, I'd give him Mark to escape!

Cathy: Danny, why are you shouting?

Sam: Ah, okay. Well is she new? I might know her from somewhere.

Danny: Wendy's hair is just SO fabulous today!

Chris... I could ask... but I have to finish working on the Plasma Grenade... OOPS! Um did I say Plasma Grenade? I meant Book report! Yeah! That...

Cathy:...what does that have to do with you shouting?
Sam:*Not annoyed or anything, keeps talking casually*..why are you working on a Plasma Grenade?

Chris: it's... a surprise... I'll only use it on a last ditch effort... it's fatal... very fatal...

Sam: Ah, okay. *Turns back to the assignment*

Danny: You know I love her more than anyone in the world, right Cath?

Chris: I made it for you... seeing as you like to fight in close combat and everything... we can't always rely on blasters...

Cathy:...more than anyone? Love?
Sam:..Oh. *Turns back to him* Well, yeah, but if it's something fatal, then maybe it's something that should be used as a...last resort?

Danny: of course! Why wouldn't I?

Chris:... Yeah... I know...

Cathy: Well, I know we've known her for a long time, but how much do you really know about her, Danny?
Sam: Good. *Goes back to the assignment*

Danny: Everything!

Chris: Yeah... now if I could only get a DATE!

Cathy:...really?
Sam:...*Turns back to him with a "Are you serious?" look* Since when do you want to date?

Danny: yep! Where she goes, I can't be far behind!

Chris: Hey, I have feelings too.

Cathy: *Rolls eyes a bit playfully* Yeah, I know. You always do it.
Sam: Well, yeah, I know, but you never talk about it...

Danny: Just you wait! She's gonna be my girl sooner or later!

Chris: That's because when you're fighting aliens on a regular basis, you don't have much time.

Cathy: Okay. *Turns back to the work*
Sam:...that doesn't matter, Chris. Danny always fights too and he's always talking about it.

Chris: Danny's an idiot. He couldn't sit still for one second if Wendy or Mark walked by and challenged him. in my line of work, there's no need for words... we have a job to do.. we can't waste time talking about our feelings...

Danny: Wendy...oh Wendy...

Sam: *Gives him a shocked face* Chris, we know he's not always the smartest but don't say that! It's not like you. *Voice starts rising* But okay, if we can't go around talking about them, why are you doing that right now?
Cathy: *Doesn't say anything and works on the assignment*

Chris: You don't understand... Nor could you understand... AND QUIT YELLING! YOU DON'T LOOK ANY TOUGHER! Seriously, Sam, I mean it. you don't know how many times I've wanted to smack you for yelling at RANDOM people!

Danny: hey Cath?

Sam: *Gives him a "What are you talking about?" face and exclaims* I don't do that!
Cathy: *Turns back to him*

Chris: Sam... you have NO idea...

Danny: You think Wendy would like Red roses or Blue Violets?

Sam: *Grunts* But I don't, Chris.
Cathy:...hmm...probably both.

Chris: *smirks* Fine... Knave..

Danny: .. great! Thanks, Cath! you're the best!

Sam:..what? Why...what? Why are you calling me that?
Cathy: *Smiles* No problem, Danny. *Goes back to work*

Chris: Sam... I'm sorry, okay? I just... the Grenade, and Jon kept ASKING me to let him use it, and my parents ALMOST found out about the MBC, and well, I've just been under a lot of stress lately... Really though... *smiles warmly at her and gives her a thumbs up* We're cool?

Danny: She'll be mine for sure!

*Bell rings*

Mr. Metal Fusster: GOODBYE MY E BACK TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT LESSONS...

?: CATHY! Hey Cathy! Look! I made you something!

Sam:...well, okay, yeah. *Smiles back and picks things up for next class*
Cathy: *Picks up things* Let's go, guys. *Smiles cheerfully*

Chris:... *Whispers* I love you...

Danny: Yeah!

Jeremy: CATHY! *Tackles her and hugs her tightly*

Cathy:...uhh...hi, Jeremy.

Jeremy: When will you realize your true affections are to me, My love?

Chris: *Facepalm*

Danny: HEY! PENCIL PUSHER! BAT IT!

Cathy: *With a worried/freaked out face*
Sam: *Pulls Jeremy off her* Jeremy, don't do that to people.

Jeremy: SILENCE! I'm sick of your resistance! YOU WILL LOVE ME OR NO ONE ELSE WILL!

Chris: Jeremy, did you forget to take your pills again?

Jeremy: NO!

Danny: If he did, I'm just what the Doctor ordered!

Sam/Cathy: *Take a step back* What is wrong with you three?...*Go to their next class*

Chris:... We made a gay joke, didn't we?

Danny: I hate homosexuals...

Jeremy:... So... um... yeah... *goes to his next class^

Danny: Ah well, back to finding Wendy!

Chris: We need to explain to them...

Danny: nah.. they pry dream about it anyway, man. You're a geek, you ever hear of that... one... word...?

Chris: Don't start... and it's called Yaoi...

Danny: Fine, whatever, man. But I'm serious...

Chris:... now Sam thinks I'm gay...

Danny: Sucks to be you...