Sorry it took me so long to but here's the next chapter!

Itachi: *sigh* 22smile22 does not own blah, blah, blah Naruto and…you know what forget it just read the damn story already!!

Chapter 2: I'm a guy! And ninjas?!

"Well this is the Black Order." Allen said "I hope you guys enjoy your stay here."

"Whoa! Look at this place Itachi it's bigger than the hideout, un."

"Hn…" Itachi said

"He doesn't talk very much does he?" Allen asked

"Nope, un he just yells or gives everybody death glares all day, un." Deidara said

"oh.." Allen said "That sounds very much like a person I know." He whispered to himself

"What was that, un?"

"Oh it was nothing"

"Oh okay, un"

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Lavi heard voices from across the hall, that's when he spotted the blonde talking to Allen….oh Gosh

"OMG SUPER HOT BLONDE CHICK!!!" Lavi screamed

"What the he-!"

"You're just my type!" Lavi screamed "So what's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!"

Itachi was now on the floor redder than a tomato cracking up. From this Deidara was getting really pissed.

"Thank goodness I brought my clay." Deidara thought to himself

Deidara shoved his hand in his clay bag and grabbed a small chunk of it. "This will show him." he thought. He closed his hand and opened it back up reveling a small butterfly.

"Here" he said giving the small masterpiece to Lavi "it's for you."

"Oh thank you kind miss." Lavi said taking it

"Hehehe…" Itachi saw what he was about to do and made a run for it while Allen watch in confusion. Allen saw Deidara make a few hand signs, and with one word…

"KATSU!"

The butterfly exploded in Lavi's face

BOOM!

"AHHH!!!" Lavi screamed

"That's what you get for calling me a girl, un!!"

Allen just stood there with one of those anime confused looks while the chaos was still happening.

"Now I know why Itachi ran." He said to himself

Deidara was now strangling the poor gender confused Lavi with his legs. (AN: Like he did with Tobi)

"ALLEN HELP ME HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!"

"Um Itachi can you get Deidara off of Lavi please."

"Yeah sure thing." Itachi said getting out of his hiding spot.

Itachi pulled out a kunani walking slowly towards the pissed of Deidara.

"Hey Deidara!"

"What?!" he said looking up

Itachi threw the kunani at his head Deidara dropped Lavi and passed out again from the blood loss.

"Okay, stopped him." Itachi said giving an evil smirk while dragging Deidara's lifeless body around, while Lavi and Allen were cowering together in the corner.

A-A-allen who are these people; please d-don't tell me their new exorcist."

"You know something Lavi I don't think I know anymore."

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And..we are stopping here because I am a lazy person. Well I hope you enjoyed are short little scond chapter I promise you the next one will be longer. Bye!

Deidara: please review

Itachi: and also 22smile22 will be starting a Ask the Akatsuki story soon if you have any funny or random question please put them in your reviews. … and if you don't *pulls out chainsaw* then I will find you.