A/N: I'm here.. Wow I didn't expect this response.. Thank you so much for the reviews and alerts and favourites. I'm really happy that you enjoyed it..

I'm glad you lot found it funny, I didn't think it'd be funny when I wrote it.. Now I'm going to have to try and make the other chapters funny as well now lol

Happy reading!

Chapter 2 - Game On!

Bonnie got up from her seat. "Thank you so much Elena. You helped me a lot. And Damon…just…just stay the hell away!" she said and left the Grille.

Bonnie was leaving her house to go to school, when she opened her door and found Damon.

"What the hell are you doing here?" she asked him.

"Now come on honey, that's not a way to greet your sexy boyfriend. I was imagining something more…warm" he said trying to hug her.

Bonnie pushed Damon away from her. "Arghh Damon. Go away. I told you to forget about that"

Damon stopped smiling and turned serious, he fell into step with Bonnie. "Look Bonnie, pretending to be intimate with you, when clearly I am not, is not something I like too. But I have to just endure it. So should you"

"Right. It seems like you're enjoying it actually" Bonnie commented, narrowing her eyes.

"Believe me I'm not" he replied sighing.

"Then why are you doing it?" she asked, not sure when she had even accepted it.

"Because I want to get into Elena's good books"

"You mean her pants?" Bonnie retorted.

Damon smirked. "That too"

"You're disgusting" Bonnie told him.

"So are you Bonnie" He hit back.

"How am I disgusting?"

"Because you call me disgusting. Yet you're the one who is playing games with me to get the mutt"

"Don't call him that" Bonnie warned.

Damon put his hand on his heart. "I'm offended you're defending a mutt to your boyfriend" he laughed. "Man! You're whipped. What do you see in that guy anyway? He's a jerk"

"You wont understand Damon"

"Why not?" Damon asked.

"Because you wont. You cant understand Damon. You're incapable of understanding. Let me ask you. What did you see in Katherine?"

"So not the point. Whatever, I don't care why you like him. Not my business. I just want this few weeks to be over and done with and you can go and tell Elena how great a boyfriend I have been and so she can finally see the truth"

"If you think I will ever do that, you're wrong!" Bonnie told him.

"You will. You owe me"

"Who said I'm agreeing to this?"

Damon tilted his head and looked at Bonnie. "Are you really saying to me that you're going to pass up this offer?"

Bonnie sighed. Maybe she should. Damon was here willing to be her 'boyfriend', plus he was good looking, they sure would catch attention. Maybe they'd be able to catch Tyler's attention too. "Why are you doing this Damon. I mean really why?"

"Ah Bonnie. Believe it or not. I felt sorry for you. Elena told me about it all night last night, how you love him, since childhood, how there's never been anyone else. I felt sorry"

Bonnie gasped in horror. "She didn't?"

Damon laughed. "Oh she did. She told me once you tried to kiss him. You talked to him, then shut your eyes and leaned over to kiss him. Then bang. You're on the floor. Apparently he was gone the moment you shut your eyes" Damon laughed out loud.

"I was 6!" Bonnie shouted. She was not going to cry in front of Damon Salvatore especially for something that happened when she was a child. But she was offended. How could Elena tell him these things!

"Doesn't matter. It happened" Damon said still laughing.

"I hate you Damon!" Bonnie shouted and stormed ahead of him.

"Hey its not my fault if you were silly as a child!" he called out, causing Bonnie to groan in frustration.

Bonnie stopped dead in her tracks as Damon came right in front of her. Sometimes she never got used to use vampire skills.

"Oh come on Bonnie. Stop being childish"

"I'm not being childish" she said stubbornly.

"Fine I'm sorry. Maybe I crossed the line a bit" he said his face looked sorry and for a moment Bonnie nearly believed him, until he burst out laughing.

"Its funny. Admit it" he said when he saw Bonnie's murderous glare.

Bonnie thanked that they were at school now, finally Damon would be gone and this would be over. But Damon caught up with her just before she entered through the door.

"Come on Bonnie. Smile" Damon said.

"You're making fun of me"

"So? It's the healthy thing in a relationship when partners tease each other. Anyway how are you going to get through life if you don't appreciate your childhood memories huh? Look its funny. Think, how much you would've laughed if it happened to some one else. No?"

Bonnie allowed to think through what he said. Yes, maybe he was right. It was a funny memory, something she, Elena and Caroline had laughed so hard for hours when they talked about it. But still Damon teasing her about it, wasn't nice.

"See. Your smiling. Wasn't that hard was it?" Bonnie hadn't realised she was smiling till Damon mentioned.

Bonnie's smile froze on her face as she felt Damon's lips on hers. But lifted them just as quickly that she was left thinking had she imagined it.

"What the hell Damon?" she asked furiously.

"What?" he asked innocently. "Your mutt is over there. We have to do this properly if we want it to work"

Just for a moment Bonnie didn't understand who he was talking about. Then she looked at the side and saw that Tyler was standing next to Matt and Caroline. Caroline waved at her and she waved back.

"Still. You cant just kiss me like that!" she hissed, turning her attention back to him.

"Bonnie, it was just a peck. No big deal. Or is that why you're mad. Because I didn't kiss you senseless?" Damon asked with a smirk.

"No Damon! No kissing!"

"You're so boring Bonnie. You know you need to have some serious sex. It's the only way to get rid of all that frustration you have in you" Damon teased.

Bonnie groaned. "Arggh. You're such a jerk Damon!" she said and entered the school. Damon's laughter following.

"Bonnie-" Elena started but stopped when she saw Bonnie's glare.

"You are so dead!"

"Why?" Elena asked, innocently.

"How could you tell him?" she asked mad.

"Who?"

"Damon! How could you tell him about my childhood memories?" Bonnie scolded. She may have momentarily forgiven Damon, but her anger was back now.

"I-I didn't have bad intentions" Elena defended herself.

"Well Damon certainly has. I don't even know how you suggested Damon for this thing. Its Damon for God's sake!" Bonnie huffed.

"Exactly its Damon, Bonnie. I think it could work. He's good looking, flirty. I'm sure Tyler would be very much jealous or at least realise you exist"

"Yes, but…" Bonnie replied defeated.

"Just give it a try" Elena pressed.

"I'm going to regret this but fine, and tell him. No kissing!"

"He tried to kiss you?" Elena asked shocked.

"Yes" Bonnie answered as she entered her class. "I'll see you later"

A/N: Hope you enjoyed : )

I'll try and update WLotR tomorrow ;)