Right. Through calculations, I have discovered that to finish my twenty-four hours, I must stay up until Five AM on Sunday. I am determined to complete this task!
As an added bonus, I now have another bet from charcoalbrumby that I can't do it. I can and I will! However, charcoalbrumby is allowed to go sleep whenever she wants because she's sick. AND I still don't get an alarm clock or caffeine.
Aww, poor Madam Pince is next… this one's pretty short.
Madam Pince sat at her desk, glaring at the students in her library. Suddenly, she heard a loud bang from outside, screaming and laughter.
The librarian stood up abruptly and started to storm outside, screaming, "NO DISTURBANCES AROUND THE LIBRA-" A large pink Catherine wheel bowled her over and rolled around in the library.
Pince shrieked in fury, "Evanesco!" The wheel wobbled, then split into ten more that whizzed around the bookshelves. A few books caught on fire and Madam Pince went into deep shock.
She sprinted around the library, screaming, "Evanseco! Stupefy!" The Catherine wheels multiplied and multiplied. A few dragons joined the library firework party. Madam Pince finally lost it when a few fireworks connected and exploded into a dozen flying silver pigs.
The old wizened librarian collapsed against a shelf on Magical Bonds, sobbing wildly. As fireworks gallivanted cheerfully around her, the students cheered and threw their books in the air to celebrate no classes.
Madam Pince eventually recovered, but she always had a fear of fire and pigs after the event. She retired early to go live in London, where both fire and pigs were very uncommon, and firework-free libraries were everywhere.