A/N: So I'm finally here with a new update.. I'm really glad you lot are enjoying this story, because I enjoy writing this. Though I never intend it to be funny, you guys seem to find it funny, which is good.
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Chapter 5 - Maybe It Could Work
"Where's my goodnight kiss?" she heard him shout to her. "Keep the bed warm honey" he shouted chuckling and Bonnie screamed.
Damon thought he heard something break upstairs, but he wasn't sure.
Bonnie was sleeping in her bed. She twisted around in her bed and froze when she hit something. Slowly she opened her eyes and found a body sleeping next to hers.
She let out a scream, and the body next to her jumped.
"What's happening?" the body asked.
"Damon?" Bonnie asked, unable to believe what she was seeing.
Damon rubbed his eyes. "Oh morning sweetheart" he greeted.
"Damon?"
"Yes?"
Bonnie came out of her trance. "Damon? What the hell are you doing here?"
"I stayed over last night, don't you remember?" he answered innocently.
Bonnie got her sheets and covered herself, she was wearing a tank top and shorts, but she felt the need to cover herself further.
"It's a little late to cover yourself don't you think?" Damon taunted.
Bonnie narrowed her eyes. "Did you see anything?"
Damon sighed and laid back on the bed. "Not as much as I'd like to"
"What are you doing in my bedroom?" Bonnie asked, returning to the previous conversation.
"Well, you didn't show me where I was going to sleep. I did check the other rooms and I didn't like them, so I decided to sleep here, next to my lady"
"I didn't show you the other rooms, because you was meant to sleep on the couch" Bonnie said, barely containing her anger.
"The couch was very uncomfortable" Damon dismissed.
"Out. Get out" Bonnie said, gritting her teeth.
"Let me sleep a bit more" he said turning over.
"Out!" Bonnie tried to push him off the bed with no luck. He was really heavy.
Damn turned to face her again. "You're so heartless. I said I couldn't get enough sleep last night"
Despite herself Bonnie asked, "Why?"
"Because of you. You twist and turn too much Bonnie, literally rocking the bed, though not in the sense I would've liked" he said smirking. "And you snore. Really loudly"
"I don't snore!"
"You do" Damon said calmly, only infuriating Bonnie more.
"I don't!" she shouted.
"No need to get offensive honey. It's the most normal thing. Plus I found it cute"
"Get out Damon, before I throttle you"
"Arghh your such a pain" Damon said and got out of the bed, causing Bonnie to scream in anger again.
"You're not wearing anything" Bonnie pointed out.
"I'm wearing my boxers. You didn't expect me to sleep with my clothes did you? Its so uncomfortable. I usually sleep with nothing on, but I thought that was stepping over the line a bit"
Bonnie didn't know what to say. She couldn't believe she slept in the same bed with Damon, with him half naked in it.
"Just get your clothes and get out! I'm losing control here"
"No fires" Damon warned.
"I cant promise"
"Fine. I'm getting into the shower, and you can get ready to school" Damon said and left to the shower.
"How's everything going Bonnie?" Elena asked, as they were leaving class to go home.
"Good" Bonnie answered.
"With Damon and the game?"
Bonnie sighed. "That is going… I don't know how its going. 90% of the time he infuriates me. A lot. I don't even know if its working"
"Have you two been out?"
"Oh we have, since that first day we've been out every day. We had a double date with Caroline and Matt. We had a double date last night with Tyler and Bimbo" she said chuckling.
"Bimbo?" Elena asked confused.
"Oh its just something Damon said. You know sometimes he's ok. Sometimes he's really annoying" she said smiling to herself.
But before Elena had the chance to comment on that, Tyler interrupted.
"Hey Bonnie" he greeted.
"Hi" She greeted back. "I had a great time yesterday" she informed him.
"Me too. We should do it again" he told her.
"Yeah we should-" she started but was interrupted by Damon. Who placed his hands on her waist and planted a chaste kiss on her lips.
"Hi honey. Elena. Tyler" he greeted the other two as well.
"Well I'll see you lot later" Tyler said and left.
"Yeah see you" he dismissed quickly and turned to Bonnie. "Have you seen my boxers?" he asked, causing Elena's eyes to widen.
"No. Why?" she answered, carelessly.
"Oh I couldn't find them when I came out of the shower. So I thought maybe you took it, you know to keep as a souvenir for last night" he said smirking, causing Bonnie to roll her eyes.
"Excuse me?" Elena interrupted, shocked. "What happened last night? And how?"
"Its private information Elena. Do you tell me what you do with Stefan? No scratch that. I don't wanna know" he said disgusted with the thought.
Just then Bonnie realised the track of Elena's thoughts. "No. No Elena. You're thinking all wrong. Its just Damon being stupid"
"Why are you hiding it Bonnie? Are you ashamed of me? You weren't saying that yesterday" Damon interjected.
"Argghh. Come on Elena. Lets go" she said taking Elena by her hand. She would explain to her, alone.
"If you find it bring it over please. Its my favourite one…especially after last night" they both heard Damon call after them.
What could he do, he loved annoying Bonnie.
"Remind me why I'm doing this again?" Damon asked, as he went to pour himself a drink. They were at the boarding house.
"Because its part of the deal" Bonnie said again.
"Giving you dance lessons wasn't part of the deal" he pointed out.
"You're not giving me dance lessons Damon. I know how to dance. We're just going to practise dancing together"
"But why are we practising? I know how to dance, you know how to dance. What's the point?"
"I want it to be perfect Damon. I want to look good. I want the dance to look good"
A week later, they had the school dance going on and Bonnie wanted it to be perfect. She knew this could be her chance.
"You're having me as your dance partner. Of course its going to look good"
"Could we give a break to the ego thing. Its getting tiring"
"You need to stop belittling me Bonnie. You're in my territory. My house, my powers. I'm sure you can connect the dots" Damon said feeding her own words to her.
"Touché" Bonnie said smiling, she may have deserved that. "Whatever. Come on" she said, holding out her hands.
Damon came and took her hands, swaying to the music that she had put on earlier. A few minutes later, he sighed in boredom. "This dance is so boring. You can never get that mutt like this"
"Stop calling him that, and why not? What's wrong with the dance?"
"A train could past between us" he stated.
"Wasn't this how they used to dance in your days? Say over a hundred years ago"
"Really age quip? You're going to go that low? Anyway that wasn't the only dance I've seen. Let me show you my favourite one" he said and pulled Bonnie closer to him. He placed one of his hands on her waist, parted her legs and placed his body, and started swaying to the music.
Bonnie laughed, "This is like Dirty Dancing" she commented.
Damon smirked, "Honey I invented dirty dancing" he joked, causing Bonnie to laugh harder.
"You know, you started to annoy me lesser now" Bonnie told him.
"Really? I must be losing my touch" Damon said but smiled a genuine smile.
"OK. This is weird" they heard Elena's voice and stopped immediately.
They turned around to see Elena and Stefan staring at them weirdly, though Stefan did have an amused glance.
"I know I suggested this thing, but seeing you two dancing like this, was not something I was expecting" Elena said.
"We were just practising for the dance" Bonnie told her.
"Well, its looking good" Elena commented.
"Thank you" Damon said then turned to Bonnie. "Shall I take you home? Since it seems like our practise is over"
"Ok"
"And you can finally give me back my underwear, you've had it for far too long now" he said and received a smack from Bonnie. But both were laughing.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed it..
