Ooh, Gin-Gin. I honestly don't think that she's an airhead, so I can't really bash her for that. Hmm… maybe I can… This is definitely fluffy and contains my favourite pairing.

… "EHMAGAWD! It's Harry Potter, my future hubby! Ooh, I'm going to go to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter will instantly fall for me, and we'll be together for the rest of our lives! I'll be his only girlfriend ever, and when I graduate, he'll marry me!"

Luna smiled vaguely at Ginny and continued to thread Butterbeer caps onto another new necklace, humming a strange, lilting tune all the while. Ginny continued to daydream as the two 11-year-old girls sat in Ginny's room. Harry had just arrived at the Burrow before his second year.

"And once I marry him, I'll be so rich! And we'll go live in a beautiful, romantic manor, and did you know, he's the youngest Seeker in a hundred years? WOW!"

Luna just kept smiling, pushing down her wishful thinking and thinking instead, Ginny could be in for a rather deep shock. The Nargles seem to have clouded her mind, she's usually better than this…

A few years later

"Harry? I've given up on him ages ago, Luna. Remember? I'm with Michael Corner now. He's quite nice, actually. Harry's no good as a boyfriend, compared to Michael."

Luna smiled and nodded, not really listening to the fourth year Gryffindor. She was engrossed in her own daydream of a certain boy.

Another year later

"Michael Corner? That moron? He's so jealous of everyone and everything. I'm with a far better boyfriend now. You know, Dean Thomas."

How does she go through boyfriends so fast? Thought Luna. How did she forget HIM so easily? I know I wouldn't have. I know I still haven't.

The next year

"Oh, Luna, I kissed Harry! In my bedroom! And I thought he had broken up with me! And he said the most romantic things! Dean Thomas and Michael Corner can't hold a candle up to him."

Luna sighed and swallowed the Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans she had in her mouth (zucchini and salad dressing). She looked at Ginny and said, "Ginny, don't you think that you're a bit too irregular for Harry? He needs a steady girlfriend, not one that goes through three boys and one crush in three years."

Ginny stared at Luna, then laughed. "Me? Irregular? You've never even had a single boyfriend, Luna."

Luna lowered her eyes to the Quibbler edition she had in her lap. The front cover boasted an impressive drawing that she had done herself, of Harry with his wand out and his Patronus bursting forth from it. He looked determined and resolute. Luna closed her eyes and tried not to let Ginny see the hurt in them. Luna never had a boyfriend, but she had a crush. And her crush was with somebody else.

The next year (again)

Luna smiled at Harry as he gave her a hug and said, "See you tonight, Luna!" She waved slightly as he Disapparated, the bracelet he had given her giving a slight tinkle. She looked down at it, fingering the lightning bolt, the crescent moon, the stag and the hare. Harry Potter's girlfriend sighed as she returned to listening to Ginny's rant.

"It's not like I care that you're Harry's girlfriend, Luna. I've got Neville now. I don't care about Harry anymore. Do I seem like I do? Huh?" Luna looked up to meet Ginny's jealousy-filled eyes. She said softly, "You do. And you know it."

Luna got up and Disapparated to the Quibbler Office, leaving a dumbstruck and jealous Ginny behind.