Samy1250: Wow thank you guys for all the questions~
-Germano
Romano: Dammit why are we here?
Samy1250: Because you're my favourite pairing and you have to say the disclaimer for me :D
Germany: Ja okay. Samantha doesn't own Hetalia.
Romano: luckily. I'm sure she would make us do horrid acts if she did
Samy1250: *rapeface*
xxx
Oh my goodness!
This is for USUK
Okay, must know, England... Is Peter Yours and Americas Love child?
Next, America do you regret breaking Englands heart during the revolution?
Please Snog. Thanks.
So, 'merica, What's YOUR Favorite kink? What about you England?
Please, make England blush. Thank you!
Thankies so much! Love you long time!
-Chicken
-USUK
England: No he isn't. We adopted him from a very creepy guy...
America: And he always called that poor dude his 'wife' pfft he's scary.
America: *blushes* Uh yeah very much...it was never my intention to hurt him...It's just that sometimes the heroness gets to me and I do something totally selfish.
England: *holds him* Don't worry. Every nation makes mistakes and I forgave you a long time ago.
America: *sniffling* Thanks Iggy...I-I love you
England: I love you too *snogs*
America: Ahahaah! *snogs back*
England: That's none of your business!
America: Ahhh c'mon! Let them now you like me to spank you :D
England: w-what?
America: It's the truth. And ya told me not to tell lies :P
England: Well, they might as well now that you got a strange fetish...
America: NOO!
England: A Hamburger-fetish. That's the reason we have got a poster of a burger on our ceilling whenever we do it.
America: It's still better than being a spanko!
Samy1250: I'm a spanko. The thing with the hamburgers is just weird...
America: But...the hero is still cool right?
Samy1250: I still love you to death *glomps*
England: Get away from America, kraut!
Samy1250: -.- *crying* I'll never drink tea again, limey!
England: Gnn ah sorry
Samy1250: It's okay *sniff* it was a joke! *glomps England*
England: *blush*
America: Wow Sam, you did it! You made Iggy blush!
Samy1250: That was my intention :D
For FrUk~~~~~
Bonjour mon ami, Francis!
Comment allez vous?
Arthur, name the three most memorable nights spent with Francis.
Then what was the relationship between you and Queen Elizabeth the First?
Do you ever regret killing St. Jeanne?
Francis, how do you feel about Englands acclaimed last war against you in WW2?
What about Jeanne?
Bondage, you top or bottom?
-FrUK
France: Ahh bonjour! Je suis très bien! Mais Angleterre est mal a la tète...
England: Stop speaking french, I don't understand frog!
France: I just told them you were crazy.
Samy1250: I don't like french...I took it for 3 years and still suck at it.
England: How can you suck "at" something? America influenced you too much.
France: You can also suck on something ;)
England: Creeper.
England: There are only two. The first one was the night he asked me out and we went to some french-frog restaurant. It was great though. When he drove me back and we were standing on the pavement, he kissed me. My first kiss.
Samy1250: Eeew
France: Every other FrUK fan would die to see that!
Samy1250: I'm not a FrUK fan...but you're damn funny :D
England: Stop interrupting! And the other one was our first time...
France: We had everything. Porn, handcuffs and rose flavoured lube.
England: -don't tell them kids! They're too young.
Samy1250: I watch porn. I'm sadistic. I'm masochistic. I masturbate. I'm 13.
England: *faints*
France: Mon dieu! You would be perfect for a love triangle~
Samy1250: EEW!
-YourTruly-Ice: I'd do it!
France: okay, this night, 10 AM at England's.
England: *wakes up* What?
France: Next question!
England: T-there was no relationship!
Samy1250: We said we would answer everything...*swings baseball bat*
England: okay okay! I liked her really much but not as much as I like Francis.
France: *hugs*
England: Let me go you frog!
England: Yes a bit. It was just overreacted of me. Like I said earlier, every nation makes mistakes.
France: *pats him on back*
France: I forgave him. We fought so much in the past and we're both at fault but...merde (shit) happens. And for now I just care about the little Englishman in my arms. *looks at England in his lap*
England: *gives sweet smile*
Samy1250: Oh - my - god
France: What?
Samy1250: You-you just transformed me into a FrUK fan.
-YourTruly-Ice: really?
Samy1250: Yes.
England: Wow that was unexpected...
France: Of course my little Angleterre is bottom. The cutest I ever had~
Samy1250: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
England: I thought that was "eew"?
Samy1250: NOO! Please kiss!
England and France: *kiss*
Wow,I think I love you because this is an awesome ideaXD *hugs* Now I have to think of something to ask...Okay got it! England why were you even at a McDonalds?And why with America?...America I love you!I swear I wasn't dissing your hero-ness just then:)
-USUK
England: It was our fist date -.-
Samy1250: How romantic :D
America: hahahahaha it sure was!
England: Yes. At first you ordered twenty hamburgers, then you shoved them all in your face while making weird noises and of the very end of it, you puked all over Kiku!
America: "of the end"? Did you just make a grammer error? :D
England: No you git, that wasn't me.
Samy1250: That was me...sorry guys.
England: How can you write 'of the end' you kraut?
Samy1250: Stop calling me kraut, it's offensive!
England: Sorry.
Samy1250: And kraut tastes bad...I like WURST way better :D well english isn't my first language and I'M 13, COOL DOWN GUYS!
America: The people in your class have awesome grammar Sam!
Samy1250: "Ritchie don't mind to getting badder grades then me"...Al?
America: Yeah?
Samy1250: That's very very very...annoying. Don't you think I can write better than that?
England: Yes you can. I've somehow grown to like you.
Samy1250: YAY
LuvGreece: You're off topic guys.
America: are you american?
LuvGreece: yeah.
America: Do you like hamburgers?
LuvGreece: yep.
America: I LOVER YOUU!
LuvGreece: YAY :D
...
Samy1250: Thanks for reading guys
Germany: Why are you always so uptightly speaking?
Samy1250: I want to hide my accent :(
Germany: No need to when you speak with me.
Samy1250: Oh okay! Tsank(thank) you werry(very) much for sending me tsose(those) questions!
England: Now say 'view'
Samy1250: Wiew
England: VIEW!
Samy1250: Wiew!
England: VIEW!
Samy1250: view. visibility. very. YAY I can do it :D
England: You know...that makes me like you even more...
Samy1250: YYEEEEEAaAGGGGGGGHH! England likes meh yo mothafuckaaas! XD
America: Are you dissing my heroness? And the american language?
Samy1250: Naaah! I love you and your language...I have relatives in your country!
America: Really? :D
Samy1250: Yep. A grand uncle in Oklahoma
America: *weird dance move like when he was in Japan*
Samy1250: *does it with him* Ehhu Ehhu Ehhu AH Ehhu ehhu EHUEAU! BRRRRREEHEEE!
England: What did I do to deserve this?
Samy1250: Help poor Iggy by sending more questions or he will be trapped in my room for another year kolkolkol
Everyone: GYAAAH
Russia: Become one, da? kolkolkolkolkol