Another gonna-have-lots-of-fun moment! Good old Lockhart, always so… so bashable!
Gilderoy Lockhart - Fabulous or Fraud?
This reporter has recently received information that the famous Gilderoy Lockhart is nothing but a pretence. Using Memory charms and a dazzling smile, Lockhart has set himself up as a remarkable wizard who can dispose of Dark creatures with a single flick of his wand.
Our new information has shown that Lockhart, in fact, has practically no magical talent at all. While he wipes the memories of righteous wizards and witches and writes books on "his" fights, the five-time winner of the Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award struggles with a simple Disarming spell.
Lockhart trembled inside his house as a tide of previous fans snarled insults and pounded on his door. They had all read the Daily Prophet article and were ready to murder the fake object of their fantasies.
He let out a low whimper as one fan started pounding on a window and a tiny piece of glass shattered. Waving his wand haphazardly, Lockhart finally managed to cast an Imperturbable charm on the door and windows.
Suddenly, several loud cracks echoed around the house and Lockhart screamed like a little girl confronted with a rat. Several witches and wizards held him at wand-point, their faces grim. Lockhart immediately recognized them.
They were the people whose memories he had wiped.
"P-Please, I needed to do it! I'm s-sorry!"
"Too late, Lockhart. You should have said that ten years ago. I had to relearn seven years of Defence Against the Dark Arts when you finished with me!"
"NOOO!"
The following scene has been edited as it is too mature for the rating of these one-shots.