Hi everyone, we hope you're enjoying the story so far. Jade of the World just wanted me to let everyone no neither she, nor I, own ANYTHING. We do not own Naruto, anything relating to Naruto, any of the songs that are mentioned, or David Bowie (as much as I wished I owned David Bowie, I sadly do not. If anyone has him for sale though, please let me, Waffles Rulez, know.)
Nalaa walked down her driveway towards the mailbox. Her gray sweatpants made swishing noises as she walked.
'I wonder if Itachi ever wears sweatpants?' Nalaa giggled to herself at the thought the proud Uchiha in a pair of sweatpants.
Abruptly, a huge freaking hole opened up in the middle of her driveway and Nalaa fell through. It was just her luck.
"OH MY GOSH I AM FALLING! ITACHI SAVE ME!" Screamed Nalaa as she tumbled through the air.
As if from out of thin air, a red light surrounded Nalaa and slowed her fall. Nalaa landed on her ass outside of this huge cave.
"What have we here hmm?" Said a voice from behind Nalaa.
"Oh..my...fucking....gosh." Said Nalaa as she turned around.
Standing before Nalaa was the smexy blonde bomber of the Akastuki, Deidara. Nalaa gave a happy squeak.
"DEIDARA!!!!!!" She said joyfully.
The crazy otaku fan girl stood up to glomp the blonde bomber but was blocked by none other than that weird orange masked thing called Tobi.
"Oi senpai who is this crazy lady trying to touch you?'' He said dancing around.
"I don't know Tobi hmm, but that was a pretty artistic fall hmm? It was a wonderful display of color ending with a spectacular bang hmm" He said staring at Nalaa
"Something about her chakra feels odd, let's bring her back to base.'' He muttered.
He then grabbed Nalaa's arm and dragged her along.
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