Alison was having the time of her life. She eagerly pestered Deidara with random questions as fast as they could pop into her head.
"Do you think Itachi is hot? Are you gay? How long is your penis? Have you ever had your hands make you with each other? Do you think Sasori is hot? Are you on the top or bottom? Is your hair naturally blonde? Why do you wear that thing over your eye? What do you sl-"
"Shut UP hmm!" Said the bomber angrily. Deidara could be pretty patient, but damn was this girl trying his nerves!
Nalaa continued asking questions oblivious to Deidara's command due to her continuous barrage of questions. Even if she had heard it, she would've kept going so it didn't really matter.
"Does Kisame really have two penises? How big are they? For that matter, how big is YOUR penis? Have you ever played with them? Do you love Sasori? I bet he's on top when you two play. Is he? Is Itachi seeing anyone at the moment? Is Tobi really a man? Does your penis have a mouth on it like your hands? Have you ever bitten your penis with your hands? Do you shave your balls? Do yo-
Deidara had finally had enough.
"SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY! HMMM What the hell is your obsession with penises? For that matter, what is your obsession with Itachi's penis? He probably doesn't even have one hmm. I'm sending you to annoy the stupid leaf ninja hmm." He complained, making a clay bird and commanding it to carry Nalaa off.
Nalaa struggled as the bird grabbed her in its beak"WAIT I GOT MORE QUESTIONS!" She called out kicking her feet as the bird took off.