Disclaimer : I don t own Naruto
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Naruto got up early in morning, remembering that he had an exam today he ate his breakfast fast, and done a little stretching exercises for warm up. Then went on to training area 44 for looking around and plan for possible strategy. When he was in front of a huge fence with a sign for training area 44 he was in deep thought.
'this area is weird. Hmm let's see. I don't think she will ask us to go inside, or maybe she will. Well if she don't we should be exam in this open area so it will be simple taijutsu or even showing our powerful jutsus. But thinking of our team's profession I think it won't be the task for exam. Then she will ask us to go inside, god I hate this area. It looks creepy. Well I think I have no other way. If she asks us to go inside then it should be safe. She won't risk her team's safety after all. Now, what the exam will be? I heard about that damn ball test but I think she won't ask us for it. It's best suited for first strike teams. Gathering information and infiltration ha? Will be something that we should look for? Will be some traps? Well it sounds like the real exam for us. Whatever, Ino is here.`
"Hi Ino. How are you?"
"hi. I'm ready to rock!"
"where is Shino? Didn't you see him coming here in the way?"
"nop. Do you know what the exam will be like?"
"not sure. I was thinking about it but can't figure it. Hope I won't fail"
"it's better for you to not fail. After all I won't work in a team with just a bug boy and a creepy crazy woman"
"who is the creepy crazy woman?" asked Anko jumping down from a tree branch.
"who? Creepy? Crazy? Who told that?" asked Ino worriedly.
"hmm let's see I thought it was you" answered the sensei with some devilish smile in her face rotating a kunai in her hand.
"NO, NO , NO I didn't say things like that"
"hmm maybe I was wrong"
`thanks god` thought Ino sweating heavily. `note to self , never talk bad about her, you don't know when she is around Ino`.
After about five minutes Shino was with the team ready for the exam.
"OK, as you know your profession is information gathering and infiltration. I have a very special exam for you. There is a pervert Cyclops who is sensei of a new and fresh gennin team. You must find him. Find his apartment and infiltrate it. Finding all his orange books and burn them and replace them with fake gay porno magazines. Then you must put a video camera in room in a place that every motion can be recorded. After that if tomorrow you came with the video here you are passed the exam. Now you have time limit. The dead line for the exam will be two o'clock tomorrow at lunch time. You should be here with the tape and evidence of the orange books been burned. Ready? Your exam starts from now."
Saying that Anko vanished in poof of smoke leaving poor gennin to their own.
"what was that?" asked Ino.
"a well planed exam. I think she has some sort of problem with said guy and the books" answered Shino
"well how should we know who is the guy?" asked Naruto
"first of all she mentioned the person as a man. Second he is shinobi, a sensei for a fresh gennin team. He reads orange books. Now we know that team 10's sensei is not man. We need to find 3 more teams and see if their sensei is man and reading orange book. Then we will follow him until we find his house and we will go on for plan from there" answered Shino.
"how can we look for several teams in the same time? Should I use my kage bunshins? The sensei may detect them." Asked Naruto.
"I'll use my bugs. They can find and track the guy. After that they'll inform me about the place he lives."
"Wow."
With the plan set Shino started to send his bugs to every direction. After about an hour one of the bugs informed him that the sensei was found in training ground 7.
"ok we found him. He is in training ground 7. Named Kakashi. He has an eye patch on his left eye. He is the teacher for team 7 containing Kiba, Sasuke and Choji. He is examining the team with some sort of ball test." Said Shino all the information the bug gathered.
"OK we will go there and stand in safe distance then you can use your bugs to track him again ha?" told Ino.
"let's go" continued Naruto.
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It was afternoon. They found the place the victim lives, the mentioned man gone out and Shino informed them that he was going to Hokage tower.
"We'll have 30 minutes at least. Harry up" told Naruto.
Jumping from roof top to roof top, Naruto used his chakra at his foots to walk on the wall leaving Shino and Ino with wide eyes on their faces. Opening a window he went in. started to look for the hidden place. After 20 minutes he found them in a place under a table, in some sort of save hidden in the woods on the floor. He gathered all the books and stored them in a scroll, and replaced them with exactly looking like gay porno magazines. And looking around found a nice hiding place for the camera. Putting the camera and turning it on. He leaved the place. Poor victim never could guess how his books was replaced.
"ok let's go." Said Naruto to others. And they leaved the place as fast as they could.
Later that night all Konoha could hear screams of Gods and their hate for the poor man, no one knew why the poor man was screaming like that. Next morning other shinobi found Hatake Kakashi in the streets looking to sky with empty eyes and wandering around with no place in mind. Some thought that he got mad and loosed his mind but after 2-3 hours they saw him in front of Hokage asking for his team's first D rank mission and this was the time that our team infiltrated again and took the camera and tapes running to ground 44 well knowing the reasons for the screams last night.
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Arriving to area 44 they saw Anko sitting in a tree branch eating dango. They informed her about the mission and gave her details on the project. Then as evidence they gave her the scroll containing all the orange books and burning them in front of her. Giving her the video tape they waited for the exam result.
"hmm, you done very well. With those screams last night I knew infiltration was success. But was waiting for detail. Good. You all pass. Now we'll meet team 10 and will go to Hokage sama for our first D rank mission. By the way I don't want to hear any wrong word for so many D rank missions ok? If you think with productive mind you'll find nice ways to turn those missions to training as a team." Said Anko
After that they started walking and soon they found team ten waiting for them. And soon they were in front of old Hokage waiting for their first mission.
"Hello. Seeing all of you here for missions I think you passed the exams given to you by your sensei. By the way I hope Kakashi's missing books has nothing to do with your missions. Now for your first mission I want team 8 go to help gardening the old man mentioned in this paper. And team 10 you'll find Daimio's cat Tora. By the way you'll go after her so many times. She is most shinobi's nightmare." Said old Hokage.
"Hai" said both teams in the same time , leaving the room going for their missions.
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It was one month later when Naruto holding a white cat in hand came to room with his team for delivering the cat for the hundred times in month. Thinking that they had done enough D rank missions he asked Hokage
"Oji-san do you think we are ready for any C rank mission?"
"Let's see you finished 120 D rank missions in one month meaning 4 missions each day at least. Yah I think you are ready for a nice C rank patrolling mission after this new record." Said Hokage giving Anko a scroll containing details for their patrolling mission.
Leaving the room Anko informed the team that the patrol is around fire country's border in a place called Valley of the end near rice country. She asked them to go and gather supply for one month mission period. And leaved.
As team was leaving the room they heard Sakura's voice saying that it's not fair and Sasuke's team is the one who should receive the patrol mission. Looking around they found team 7 in the waiting room and they knew that Sakura yelled to inform Sasuke that she concerned about him even if they was not in the same team. You should see the face of Sasuke when he heard the yelling of pink banshee.
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At his apartment Naruto was gathering supplies (most of them was ramen cups!) for one month. Putting one empty storage scroll on the floor and gathering every food in one seal and cloths in another and weapons in another he steel had one empty seal in the scroll so he decided to store his copy scrolls in it. They were sealed in another storage scroll containing storage scrolls itself. Actually Naruto had a complete clustered library in storage scrolls seal in one final scroll that had 5 seals and above each of them wrote ninjutsu, kenjutsu, genjutsu, fuinjutsu, and the last seal had nothing on it. Naruto knew that it belonged to secret scroll he copied from Hokage office and some other S class scrolls he found in deferent part of library. When he sealed this library scroll he heard Kyubi's voice
"Kit do you think it's a good idea to have it sealed and carry it when people are around? They may see you reading stuff from one of them and when you are sleeping they may find it and stole it. You can't do all the process again and you can't risk your cover be gone."
"I know kyu-chan but it's safe for carrying it with me. And it's better to take it. I can't leave it behind. You know people damage everything in the apartment when I'm not home. Don't worry I'll be sure no one see me when I'm taking a scroll from the storage. Then when I'm reading one scroll now one will think about it and won't pay attention. And besides, it'll be one month mission and I'll have long free time for practicing some of those nice jutsus."
"As you wish. But be careful my kit foxy"
"I'll be kyu-chan" said blond boy blushing from little name the fox called him with.