MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!!! I hope you all are having a great X-mas. I know I am! :P Hehe Santa did leave me a laptop under the tree :D lol Later we're gonna go by aunt's house to chill (and eat hopefully XD) and see my grandparents (they are staying there for the Christmas). Can't wait for X-mas dinner hehe. But enough about me and food lol. Let's get on with the story, Hey, don't you find it ironic that it's Christmas now but in my story its summer...? Lol, oh no one freezes (that's ironic toobecause here its really hot :S) Well okay thats enough of me... Here's chappie 15:

-Chapter 15- Be a Gentleman!

DISCLAIMER: I asked Santa for Inuyasha... but he didn't give me him! I'm gonna gang Santa! Okay, okay, just kidding. But still... now i have no Inuyasha T_T

Sango, Miroku and Rin entered the mess hall looking for their two friends. They scanned the lunchroom looking for them, but they couldn't be found. Then, Rin suddenly pointed out and said,

"Hey look! Isn't that Kags and Inuyasha over there!"

Everyone's heads turned to the direction that Rin was pointing and sure enough in the corner of the lunchroom was Kagome and Inuyasha sitting at a table by themselves, and they looked mighty comfortable.

"Okay… would you rather eat a live rat or eat a mashed roach?" Inuyasha asked Kagome. Her nose wrinkled as if she smelled something foul and she made a face.

"Ew! That's disgusting! I wouldn't do either!" she exclaimed. Inuyasha chuckled.

"You know the rules. You have to pick one."

Kagome sighed.

"Fine… I guess I'd eat a mashed roach," she said in a reluctant voice. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow.

"Really? And why is that?"

"Because! Who wants to bite into something that's furry and rabies covered and alive?!"

"Roaches are vectors you know. They swim around in sewers and toilets and stuff that you don't even want to think about and carry diseases," Inuyasha pointed out.

"So what, you're saying you would eat the rat?" Kagome asked.

"I wouldn't eat any. I'm just pointing out the flaws in your choice."

"Oh like a rat's any better! You gotta watch the thing stare at you while you devour it! And then what you gonna do with the tail? Besides, rats carry diseases too."

"Yeah, but in some countries rats are considered a delicacy. Some people even worship the rat. Do you know of anyone who worships a cockroach?" Inuyasha asked smirking.

"No, but in countries where rats are a delicacy they are usually dead and cooked! Anything tastes better with a little frying and ketchup. Some people ate dog before and said that it tasted like chicken!"

Inuyasha frowned.

"That's not cool. That's animal cruelty! I oughta…"

"What's wrong? You're only upset because its your kind!" Kagome laughed. Inuyasha's cheeks glowed.

"Well in any event eating a dog is sick. Eating a rat is totally different from eating a dog. Rats are harmful and disgusting. Dogs are useful and cute and-"

"Okay I get it!" Kagome cut him off. "You're turn. Would you rather kiss a hobo who hasn't bathed or brushed his teeth in years or kiss a dog who hasn't bathed or brushed its teeth in months?"

"What's up with you and dogs?" Inuyasha inquired.

"just answer the question!"

"Alright! Well, I can't imagine what it would be like kissing Sesshomaru… so I'd have to go with the hobo," Inuyasha said grinning. Kagome's mouth dropped open and she burst out laughing when she realized what Inuyasha had just said.

"Okay, no lie man, that was funny!" Kagome laughed.

"Thank you, thank you!" Inuyasha grinned. "And now it's my turn. Would you rather kiss a horse…"

Kagome stopped laughing and looked at him curiously. He suddenly leaned forward and moved closer to her until his face was aligned with hers.

"…or kiss me?" he finished. His voice was low and soft. Kagome's eyebrows shot up in surprise when he asked that and she stared into his eyes to see if he was joking. He wasn't. His face was totally serious and he was staring at her intently, waiting for her answer. Looking away from him, she said,

"I…um…"

"Heya guys! Watcha doin'!" a loud perky voice suddenly interrupted. Both heads snapped around to see their friends standing there with smiles on their faces. Kagome and Inuyasha mentally groaned, although Kagome was secretly glad for the distraction.

"Um… nothing Rin…" Kagome said nervously.

"Really? 'cause you two looked mighty close a few seconds ago!" Sango said smiling evilly. Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"Whatever. I was asking Kagome a question."

"And you had to be that close to her to ask it?" Miroku inquired. Inuyasha shot him a look.

"Shut it," he commanded.

"Soooo, what'd you two do today?" Sango asked taking a seat beside Kagome and nudging her in her ribs. Rin and Miroku also took seats and all three of them stared intently at her. Kagome sweat-dropped.

'Where do they come from?!' she thought to herself.

"Oh nothing really," she replied.

"Really now?" Sango raised an eyebrow.

"No seriously. We were gonna have a volleyball match but when we got to the court Nikky said that all the balls were flat so we have to wait 'til tomorrow. So we just hung here basically the whole day."

"And what'd you two do?" Miroku asked confused.

"Talk mostly, and play a few games."

"Yeah, one of which you guys just interrupted!" Inuyasha said irritated. Sango and Miroku exchanged a look.

"I think it was spin the bottle," Sango fake-whispered to him.

"Mhmm, most definitely!" he fake-whispered back. Inuyasha growled and Kagome frowned. Rin just looked back and forth from Miroku and Sango.

"Wahh! You guys are keeping secrets from me!" she wailed. Everyone raised their eyebrow. Secrets? Any idiot could see that Miroku and Sango weren't really whispering secrets to each other. Plus, they were talking so loud everyone could have heard what they were saying! They purposely did that! What was wrong with Rin?!

"Trust me Rin, it's nothing important," Kagome said, shooting Sango a look.

"Hey guys, Rin and Sesshomaru took a walk in the woods today," Sango suddenly said. Immediately everyone perked up.

"Oh? Is that so?" Kagome asked with an evil smile. "And just what were you two doing, hmm?"

"What do you think two people would do in the woods alone Kagome?" Sango asked in the same tone.

"Play cards?" Miroku suggested. Sango, Kagome and Inuyasha looked at him as if he was stupid.

"Miroku, shut up," Inuyasha commanded.

"Anyway, back to Rin," Kagome said. "I think you've finally found your crush Rin."

"What?! I have not!" Rin shrieked.

"Oh yes you have! It's sooo kawai Rin!" Sango said.

"Guys! Chillax!" Rin complained. "It's only the second day of camp!"

"Exaclty! The earlier the love the better!"

"So what'd you two do huh?" Inuyasha asked.

"Not you too!" Rin said. "We didn't do anything! I got scared so he took me back to my cabin then left! End of story!"

"That's all?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yes that's all, just like talking is all you and Kagome did today!" she shrieked. Inuyasha's cheeks glowed.

"Whatever. I'm hungry," he said. Everyone else murmured in agreement.

"Let's go eat then," Kagome suggested.

"Hey, what time is it?" Inuyasha asked. Miroku glanced at his watch.

"5:30," he answered.

"Wow, it's getting kind of late," Sango said.

"No it's not," Rin said.

"To just be eating lunch, yeah it is."

"True."

"Well, when we're done eating why don't we all just head back to our cabins?"

Sango suggested.

"And do what?" Kagome asked.

Suddenly Sango let out a big yawn.

"I dunno, but strangely I'm tired!" she said. Just then, Kagome yawned as well.

"Wow! So am I!"

Then it was Rin' turn to yawn.

"That's funny. I'm tired too!"

Then Miroku yawned. All heads turned to him.

"Are you tired too Miroku?" Kagome asked.

"Nah. Yawns are just contagious."

Everyone laughed.

"So you girls are gonna sleep when you're done eating?" Inuyasha asked confused.

"Guess so," Kagome said.

"Weirdos."

After that, they all got up and stood in line to get their lunch. Then, they resumed their seats at the table, and when they were done eating they continued their conversations for a while.

"So San, how'd your date with Miroku go?" Kagome asked. Sango blushed a little.

"It was okay," she answered, though she sounded kind of embarrassed. Inuyasha glanced at Miroku curiously, and strangely enough he looked calm, even a little pleased.

"Just 'okay'? what did you guys do?" Kagome persisted.

"Oh, you know… the usual…"

"And what's 'the usual'? Come on San, just spit it out!" Rin said. Sango looked at her surprised.

"Well… we went to some old abandoned cabin…"

"So you got wanted to be alone with him eh San? I got ya!" Kagome said evilly, nudging Sango in the ribs and grinning. Her face turned even redder.

"No! It's not like that! He dragged me there! I didn't even want to go!"

"So you forced her to do something she didn't want to do. I could believe that," Inuyasha said, giving Miroku a look.

"I did not rape her!" he objected.

"Would you guys just shut up and listen?" Sango asked. They all nodded.

"Okay, truthfully, we basically just talked," Sango said.

"That's it? You guys 'talked'? Nothing romantic?" Rin asked.

"Not exactly…"

"She almost kissed me," Miroku said grinning and Sango stepped on his foot hard, causing him to give a yelp of pain.

"On the first date Sango?" Kagome asked disapprovingly. Sango rolled her eyes.

"Oh please! I was not going to kiss that pervert! I pretended as if I was going to kiss him, but instead I pushed him on the ground."

"Nice going!" Inuyasha said appraisingly. He slung his arm around Sango's shoulder and smiled. Miroku glared at his arm.

"Thanks," Sango said grinning back.

"So what happened after that?" Rin asked. Immediately Sango's face turned red again.

"Well… promise you won't freak, okay?"

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement. Sango sighed.

"Well… after I pushed him down I was standing over him laughing… and then he grabbed my foot and I fell down on top of him. Then he locked his arms around my waist so that I couldn't get free and I was forced to lie there like that…"

Everyone's mouth opened wide. Inuyasha turned to glare at Miroku.

"I thought you said you didn't rape her," he said.

"I didn't! She was only lying on top of me! I swear we didn't do anything inappropriate!"

"You'd better not have."

"Is that true San?" Kagome asked.

Sango nodded.

"Yeah. But he really didn't rape me. I mean, I wouldn't have let him anyway. You would have seen him coming back in a full body cast."

Kagome laughed.

"That's my San!" she said proudly. Sango smiled.

"But we did get to talk, so I guess it wasn't all bad."

"Yea. And now we have another date," Miroku said smirking.

"WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed. They all looked at Sango who looked down guiltily.

"Is he for real San?" Rin asked. Sango nodded sheepishly.

"Well… it's not what you think!" she started to explain. "That is to say… see, we didn't get to talk about what we were really supposed to talk about, so I decided to give him another chance. But screw it up and you'll never have another date with me again," she said, glaring at Miroku. He smiled nervously.

"Sango, don't get us wrong," Kagome said, resting a hand gently on her shoulder. "We don't have an iss with you dating Miroku. I mean, it's kind of surprising considering it's only the second day of camp and you claim to hate his guts… but it's none of our business. 'Sides, we just want you to be happy."

Sango smiled.

"Thanks Kags, but don't get carried away. We're not dating or anything. It's just as friends. I have no intentions to become his girlfriend," she said, shooting Miroku a look.

'Not yet you don't…' Miroku thought to himself.

"Okay, that's cool San," Kagome said. "Lord knows we don't need any friendship complications."

"Yeah; and I have a feeling that with these dudes around things are gonna get complicated," she said pointing to Miroku and Inuyasha. They raised an eyebrow.

"But interesting," Rin interjected.

"Yup. Definitely interesting," Kagome smiled.

"Well, that does it for me," Sango said pushing her empty tray aside. She pushed out her chair as if she was getting ready to leave.

"Me too," Kagome agreed doing the same thing. "I'm tired now."

"So am I," Rin said, copying their actions. All three girls stood up.

"Well guys, looks like we're done here for the day," Sango said.

"You girls really gonna sleep from now until tomorrow?" Inuyasha asked incredulously. Kagome shrugged.

"Guess so," she said.

"Who does that?" Miroku demanded. Rin rolled her eyes.

"Hey, you do you, we'll do us, 'kay?"

Miroku looked shocked. Since when did Rin speak slang? Rin giggled, seeming to have read his thoughts.

"One of my older cousins used to be a gangster. He taught me a few things."

Inuyasha and Sango exchanged a look.

"Well… okay then…" Inuyasha said.

"Well, what're you boys still sitting there for?" Kagome asked. The boys immediately looked confused.

"Shouldn't we be?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome rolled her eyes.

"You should be gentlemen and escort us back to our cabin," she said. They both raised an eyebrow.

"Seriously now Kagome?" Miroku asked.

"Yes seriously. Isn't that what true gentlemen do?"

"Maybe, in like the sixteenth century," Inuyasha snorted. Sango rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, I always preferred a man in tights anyway," she said sarcastically.

"Really?" Miroku asked, perking up. Sango glanced at him warily.

"Um… no Miroku… not really…"

Apparently Miroku didn't seem to understand the concept of "sarcasm". He immediately jumped up out of his seat and puffed out his chest in an attempt to look "valiant". Then, he bowed down low and placed one hand behind his back, and with the other he did a sweeping motion and said, "After you my lady" in a corny British accent. The girls all giggled and Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"My! What a gentleman!" Kagome said in a British accent as well, but hers wasn't corny like Miroku's.

"I do say!" Rin agreed in a surprisingly good British accent. They all looked at her amazed.

"What?" she asked in her normal tone.

"Your accent sounds so real," Sango said. Rin shrugged.

"I used to pretend to be a British queen with my cousins from when I was a little girl," she said. "I was always the best."

"Well then, the daylight hours are withering," Kagome said, resuming her British accent. "I shan't want to be in here after dark."

"You are so correct Kagome," Sango said in her British accent, and she and Kagome almost broke through their false pretense to laugh because she said Kagome in a funny way, putting special emphasis on the 'a' and 'o' sound.

"Ay me! The day is getting quite dark!" Rin said in her excellent accent.

"Wherever shall we find a noble gentleman to escort us through the dark hours of the night back to our humble abodes?" Kagome asked. Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"It's only afternoon, and the cabins aren't that far from here," he said, but no one seemed to hear him. They were all too caught up in their fake pretending.

"Excuse me miss, but may I be of service?" Miroku asked, stepping up to Kagome.

"Ay me! Are you worthy enough of being my escort young noble man?" Kagome asked, placing her hand on her chest. Rin and Sango giggle and Miroku smiled.

"How can I prove myself worthy oh beautiful gentlewoman?" he asked, bowing down low. Kagome giggled as well.

"Well, I would like an escort who is light on his feet," she said in a proper British accent. "Why don't you do me a little dance?"

"A dance you say? No problem m'lady. I have always been applauded and greatly praised for having 'twinkle toes'," he said, wiggling his foot. All four of them laughed.

"Well then my good man, show me an example of your 'twinkle toes' and then I shall decide whether or not I want you by my side," Kagome said.

Miroku smiled and got up. Then, he started doing the can-can. The girls and Inuyasha all watched amazed at Miroku. He looked so stupid that it was funny. After the can-can he did the Macarena, and then pretty soon he was doing the Electric Slide! By then the girls were on the floor dying from laughter and even Inuyasha couldn't help himself from snickering. Miroku waggled his eyebrows in a goofy expression that made it all the funnier.

A few people had turned around to watch Miroku's "performance". Miroku walked over to Kagome and grabbed her hand and pulled her along with him, and she in turn pulled Sango who pulled Rin until pretty soon all of them were dancing stupidly to some of the oldest dances around (Kagome even did the Hustle!) and worst of all, they were dancing with no music! Inuyasha just stood there looking around him at the people staring at them embarrassed but his friends seemed to be oblivious to how dumb they looked. Finally their dancing came to an end and they all collapsed on the floor in laughter. Inuyasha just shook his head.

When they were done laughing Miroku got up and helped all three girls up. Kagome brushed off her shirt and shorts and turned to Miroku.

"Well noble gentleman, you have proved yourself quite the dancer. You are true to word; you are really light on your feet. So I deem you worthy enough to escort me back to my cabin," she said in her best British accent, trying to keep a straight face all the while. Miroku grinned.

"Thank you my most gracious lady. Now then, shall we go?" he asked in his British accent (which was getting better). He held out his arm to her and she curtsied before linking hers through his. Then the two walked off together arm-in-arm laughing. Sango and Rin looked at each other.

"I do say Lady Rin! Lady Kagome has left us behind and gone off with her handsome escort!" Sango said in false alarm.

"You are perfectly right lady Sango! We must not let Lady Kagome beat us out with her handsome gentleman. We must find a handsome gentleman of our own," she said in her perfect British accent. Then, simultaneously, they both turned around to look at Inuyasha.

"Um… why the heck are you guys staring at me like that?" he asked nervously.

"Inuyasha, prove yourself a worthy gentleman so that you can be our escort," Rin said. Inuyasha looked at her as if she was stupid.

"I ain't proving anything," he said matter-of-factly. Sango and Rin looked at each other and shrugged.

"Good enough, I dare say," Sango said. "Come along Inuyasha. You shall be our escort," she said, holding out her arm towards him. He glared at it feverishly.

"You girls do know that you're all acting like a bunch of jackasses and that this whole "pretend" thing is immature and stupid right?" he asked.

"Pish-posh! Pretend? This is no pretend! Now, will you be our escort or not?" Rin asked. Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"Do I have a choice?" he asked.

"No," Sango and Rin answered. He sighed.

"Whatever then."

Both girls smiled and linked their arms through his so that he had one girl on either side of his. He looked first from Sango then to Rin before sighing and muttering to himself.

"Come along now Inuyasha. Afternoon is almost over," Sango said. Inuyasha glanced at his watch.

"It's only 6," he stated.

"Exactly!" Rin said.

"You girls can stop with the stupid, corny British accents now. You're giving me a damn headache."

"Pish-posh! Let's go!" Rin said. Inuyasha grudgingly walked with the two girls out of the cafeteria.

"Oh and Inuyasha?" Sango said. "Please watch your language."

Okay, so I hope you enjoyed this chappie! It's my Christmas present to you :). Anyway, with that said I'm gonna go! Enjoy your Christmas everyone and send me a present :P.

~Mata Ne!~