Disclaimer : I don t own Naruto

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Tsunade couldn't believe herself. Her ass was handed to her by just a gennin and that gennin used two of yondaime's ultimate jutsus a week ago now she was in the room that belonged to previous Hokages as office.

'what happened in the village in my absence? Are all the gennins this much powerful? If not why is he like this? I heard that he killed Orochimaru without so much problem. Hell he was even better than me. If those reports were correct he can easily kill me anytime he wants. And look at me. I call myself kage when there is such a brat in the village walking around. Should I feel secure? No. I can't be safe if he is around. And what about Jiraiya's report about his heritage? If he is really son of Yondaime, I'll have problem keeping him under my control. Hell, why did I even accepted the job?'

"he Baa-chan are you day dreaming or are you just drunk?" asked Naruto bursting to the office.

"STOP CALLING ME THAT BRAT AND WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU'LL ASK FOR PERMISSION FOR ENTERANCE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SEE A KAGE UNDERSTOOD?"

"wow what an arrogance. I won't ask permission from an alcoholic woman who couldn't defend herself against just a gennin." Said Naruto grinning devilishly.

"hn, what do you want? Say fast and get lost."

"well I think ero-sannin informed you about my heritage. I want a council meeting so I can gain my father's name and belongings with his bank account."

"and what made you believe that I'll agree with you?"

"you won't?"

"off course not! Do you really think that as a Hokage I should listen to every bit of barking you make? And if you think you can beat me again, just give it a try"

"and have new problems with council? No thanks. I know that I can beat you and you know that and that's enough. We don't need to show everyone how useless you are Baa-chan"

"now listen carefully brat. I'm the Hokage even if you don't like it. And my words are law. Now GET LOST"

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Naruto was walking in the jungle thinking of the new Hokage's behavior.

'I can't find the logic for her behavior kyu-chan. Do you have any idea?'

"maybe she is afraid of you"

'afraid? For what?'

"think of it foxy. Kage must be the most powerful shinobi in the country. Now is she the most powerful one? Or I should ask who is the most powerful one you or her?"

'me off course. Oh I see your point now.'

"YAH"

'now what should I do?'

"why do you need your father's name? what will it give to you? Some more enemy!"

'his house, his library, and his money.'

"you don't need his house. For his library, you can just infiltrate it and read all those scrolls by your kage bunshins and your photographic memory will do the rest. And for the bank account I think you need to steal your money from there."

'NANI?'

"come down foxy. Think deep. Is there any other choice? You know the civilian council, you know about Danzo and you know that they won't let you have those belongings easily. And now you have this bitch."

'and how could I infiltrate my dad's house when I don't know where it is?'

"ask the pervert for the place."

'and what about bank account?'

"I think your father must leaved some records for you, you'll know how much it is. Then the rest is easy. Go to the bank for your normal monthly visits and leave a Hiraishin seal somewhere that no one detect. Then you can infiltrate it without any alarm triggering. You'll have your money and have your kunai. Then you'll Hiraishin back directly to your apartment. No one could put hand on you."

'damn fox. You really know how to do dirty jobs.'

"thanks foxy. It's kind of natural for me."

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In the middle of one of those long training sessions with the pervert sannin when he was peeping on girls in the river Naruto started a speech very carefully.

"hey ero-sannin, I was wondering how was my dad's house look like."

"hmm you didn't see that?"

"nop"

"oh. Well I'll take you there when the session is finished."

"thanks."

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It was night. Jiraiya and Naruto were walking on a street that would lead them to Hyuuga and Aburame compounds. Naruto was wondering why did they go this way but keep silence afraid of ruin things with his question. They stopped in front of a long wall with a giant door with a place in the middle.

"now this is the only door to your father's house. As you see his house was somewhere between Hyuuga, Aburame and Inuzuka clan compounds."

"can we go in?"

"well Tsunade asked me that keep you out of it. I don't know why but I think it'll be bad idea if we refuse her."

"she is just afraid of my power. After all it's not good for Hokage to be beaten by just a gennin."

"hehe I think you are right. But after all she is Hokage and we can't refuse her. Because if we do we'll be in problem."

"oh come on ero-sannin. I just want to look inside. And we'll come out. No one will see"

"you know. I like your gut"

"so?"

"hehe, let's call it a repayment for all of her beatings when I was peeping"

"deal"

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Naruto was in awe. The house was bigger than he thought. Jiraiya told him that they had just 30 minute. Now he was looking for the library. Jiraiya informed him that all the house had security system made by seals but yondaime leaved the library because of all the jutsu scrolls there and those scrolls can't put in danger for just having a security seal there activating by accident.

'hmm, they must be so important scrolls. Now kyu-chan how should I infiltrate this damn security system?'

"have no idea yet but I think there must be a way."

Naruto just had 10 minutes left when he opened the door to a big room. The room was full of shelves and the shelves were full of scrolls.

"this is the library and your father's working office when he was home."

"wow, it's big"

"hey foxy, do you see that big Hiraishin seal carved in the middle of the room?"

'yah, what about it? Isn't it cute? It was my father's art.'

"I think it's more than just a decoration"

'what you mean?'

"try a Hiraishin to the seal there when the pervert won't see you."

And by that, Naruto Hiraishined there just when Jiraiya was dreaming about Yondaime working in the room.

'hehe now we can infiltrate the office'

"here is my foxy"

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Weeks later Jiraiya informed Naruto that Tsunade assigned the old job of spying to him again and he could not continue the training because she asked him to go alone. Naruto was sure that the bitch done this to stop the process for his training but with the infiltration he had done three times until now the his own house he was more than glad hearing it.

'hehe that bitch thinks she had done something bad to me ha? Well with having just D rank missions I'll have more stamina and time to research in the library and train myself. After all I think the pervert gave me all the things I needed.'

And with this thought he said good bye to old man and walked to find his old team. He could not find them so he went to the Hokage's office.

"hey Baa-chan, you separated me from ero-sannin, at least help me find my team."

"you don't have a team brat"

"what do you mean? I was in team 8 before the chunnin exams."

"well as you know you asked for Jiraiya's apprentice so your team had a replacement for you. Now you are alone and you don't have a team."

"then what should I do?"

"I don't know. It's your personal problem. The best choice is to wait for a new gennin team from academy. If we had an empty place we will put you there."

"and if you don't have an empty place?"

"you'll be alone"

"can I have missions alone?"

"no. you are gennin and by your rank you can't have missions alone."

"even D rank?"

"like?"

"dog walking and etc."

"well, our priority is the teams, so they will get missions first and if there was any D rank left you'll get one."

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It was weeks now. Every day Naruto went in the office waiting for mission assignments and looking for left missions but no chance. He even saw his own ex-team and sensei. Anko was not happy about Sai, his replacement. But as she said long time ago, Hokage's sentence was law. Naruto spoke with shino and told him about his secret mission by sandaime and shino accepted it by knowing the results. Ino was another story, she was angry of him for leaving them for new sensei. Naruto could convince her that it was an order by sandaime and he could say nothing in it.

Day after day Naruto gone to office and came back with empty hand. He was annoyed. He had seen Hokage drunk more than he could count. He was upset because of her short temper. He was angry about her behavior and he was afraid of his future. Now he could see what Kyubi said crystal clear.

'what should I do? What should I do? Damn bitch. How could she do this to me? First she got my sensei away now she openly ignores me.'

"how much of the library did you copy?"

'I finished it last day. I found the records for money in the bank and I now that there is a Hiraishin seal in every room so I investigated all the house but nothing more than those I found in library.'

"so your first part of mission is completed. Now is time for the second part; infiltration to the bank"

'you know it's not that much easy.'

"I know, but we can have something nice to keep Hokage busy."

'a prank?'

"you bet"

'it didn't work last time on Oji-san'

"do you honestly think she is a professor like him? And think about it, he knew you from your birth, he could read your moves like an open book. What about the bitch?"

'you have a point there'

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Tsunade was in her office. Damn paper work was finished and she was looking for her hidden sake bottle. Suddenly an anbu came in the room

"Hokage sama we have problem"

"what is that?"

"look at the monument and you'll see yourself"

When she looked in the direction she was in shock. There was painting on all the mountain, hell, there was even sentences speaking of her habit of gambling and that most of the time she was drunk in the office when she was doing job.

"WHO DID THIS? FIND AND BRING HIM TO ME RIGHT NOW"

"hai"

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Tsunade was angry, it was 8 hours now and sun was rising but no anbu could find even one evidence of who had done it. She was rubbing her temples drinking sake when another anbu came to room

"DID YOU FIND THE PERSON?"

"Hokage sama I have an important record from bank"

Tsunade got the report and read. She was shocked. The bank reported that last night there was an infiltration to bank and the infiltrator(/s) stole about 100 million ryu.

"WHAT THE FUCK"

"it seems that the prank and this report has some connection Hokage sama"

"I CAN SEE THAT. AND WHAT WHERE YOU DOING ALL NIGHT?"

"you assigned all anbu to look for the prankster."

Tsunade was deep in shit. She made the problem herself by her bad decision. Now what could she do?

"go to the bank and look for any evidence."

"hai"

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Later that day same anbu reported that there was no evidence of who made the rubbery. They had big problem, the money was stole from Hokage's account so how should she pay future missions now? To make things worse, part of the money was stolen from some civilian council's accounts, people like Danzo, Koharu and others. And the worst problem was that all the account records was burnt and the bank was burnt too. None of these information could lead to a person. They even couldn't figure how the rubber went in. all the glasses, all the doors and walls were normal and nothing happened to them.

'kami help me. If the rubber could infiltrate the central bank he could infiltrate any other place. And he can do it again if we can't figure how he came in. oh my god what can I do?'

"anbu"

4 anbu members came in keeping a good distance from the blond bomb named Hokage

"go find some Inuzuka and also find Anko for me."

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Inuzuka Hana and Anko were in the office silently waiting for Hokage to calm down and speak to them. After several minutes and some bottles of sake she started speaking.

"now as you may informed I have a mission for both of you. This mission is S class and no one should know about it. Last night there was a rubbery in the central bank and big money was gone. Now I want you two to go and investigate the place. Look if you can find any evidence for the intruder and find the way he infiltrated the bank. I want your report by night"

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"you know I can't figure how they infiltrated the bank. All the security systems were intact and no alarm went off so I really don't know what should I say" said Anko.

"I found several smells but there was one interesting smell of fox. When I asked the workers they told no pet could come in the bank so I'm not sure but this may help." Reported Hana.

"Fox. Now both of you I want you to follow the smell and find the place it belongs to"

"hai"

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After several hours of tracking Hana stopped in front of Naruto's apartment.

"I think this is the place."

"are you sure Hana?"

"hai"

"Hana, I think you made a mistake. This apartment belongs to my student, Uzumaki Naruto. He was at the office all day and most of the night waiting for a mission assignment to him and he has no pet."

"this makes things complicated. Well I think we can ask some simple questions at least."

"no problem."

They knocked the door and after about a minute Naruto came and opened the door.

"hey Anko chan nice to see you. Wow you made a new friend? Glad to see that. Welcome. Why don't you come in and have a tea?"

And with that he went to room. They followed him to the room.

"Naruto this is Inuzuka Hana. We are not here for a friendly visit."

"is there a problem sensei? Am I getting a mission at last?"

"sorry gaki we need to speak. I'll ask questions and you'll answer me understood?" asked Hana.

"hai" answered Naruto nervously.

"where were you last day? I need to know all the detail and places and times from midday to after midnight"

"the answer is simple. I was in Baa-Chan's office waiting for a mission. I went there early in morning and came home around 2 after midnight. Went to bed depressed and asleep"

"do you have any proof that you weren't out of the house after that time?"

"do you have any proof that you didn't go to W.C. three hours ago? The answer is same. NO. how should a lonely person like me make proof of his existence when most of the villagers ignore him? Hell, even my friends now ignore me. The only person that can approve me is my roommate kin."

"and where is she now?"

"went to shopping we are low on money thanks to your nice and kind Hokage ignoring to give me even D rank missions."

"you told us that you were in the office all day long, then why were your smell in the central bank?"

"I went there at 6:30 in the morning to check my account and see how much money left and how long we can survive like this."

"any proof?"

"ask workers about demon brat. It's kind of my nick name in this village"

Anko was not happy with all of this. She could hear some venom in his voice when he was speaking about the village or Hokage. She heard all that Naruto was the one who bring back Tsunade and now he was angry of her ignoring him. She could understand his anger but didn't like where this anger could lead him in future.

'I need to speak with him later.' Anko noted to herself.

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Both konoichi were standing in front of Hokage.

"could you find the smell's source?"

"hai Hokage sama. It seemed that Uzumaki Naruto went to bank before he came to your office waiting for a mission. And he smells exactly like foxes."

"I see. So after all we couldn't find the intruder."

"I'm sorry Hokage sama. The intruder was a pro in this field I think." Replied Anko.

"I see, dismissed."

"Tsunade sama can I speak with you about a personal matter?"

"what is it Anko?"

"it's about my ex-student. I mean Naruto. As you know he has a roommate named kin. I remember that she gave sandaime information about Orochimaru's attack. She depends on Naruto in life. They don't have much money to survive. You can at least let them have some D rank missions enough for survival."

"ANKO, I SAY IT JUST ONE TIME. HERE I'M THE HOKAGE AND I DECIDE WHO SHOULD DO WHAT. IF THEY DON'T HAVE MONEY THEY CAN GO AND CAMP IN FOREST OF DEAD AND HUNT FOR THEIR FOOD THERE."

"but Hokage sama"

"ENOUGH. MITARASHI ANKO FROM TODAY I'LL ASSIGN TEAM 8 A NEW SENSEI. REPORT TO OFFICE TOMORROW MORNING FOR AN ASSASSINATION MISSION. DISMISSED"

"hai Hokage sama" said Anko sadly leaving the office.

'I'm sorry kids. I'm definitely sorry.'

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A/N : thanks everyone for reviews. you help so much for planning later chapters so keep reviews going on.

dbtiger63: well actually i like describing them. after all we are speaking about an art. and as you said people won't describe them as much as they describe cloths and even taijutsu fights (something that i'm bored of) so why not trying a new aproach?