Joker and his sister's chp3
You will notice that in the story that I try to make the twins seem as if there one person and that`s what I am trying to do. I got the idea from the fabulous twins from Ouran high host club love them tell me if I did a good job or not.
Joker and the twins were having last minute things being put in the cars one of the twins looked over towards her unconscious guests. She kicked both of them but yet they were still asleep, so she got a sledge hammer and had grabbed their hair and put their head on the radiator and hit the radiator near the end. They both woke up and looked at the girl and were holding their heads in pain which was hard to do since they were chained together.
She smiled at them "Hello sunshine's the Earth says hello!"
They both looked up at the girl who was towering over them she uncuffed them and when they got up she threw them each a duffel bag "Hurry up and get dressed time for breakfast." She each told them where to go and get changed ,they complied since they were still groggy and were waking up but they made it to the rooms they were directed to.
Crane was directed to go to the room on the left when he opened the door he noticed how dirty it was in this room. There were clothes all over the place, bloodied up items, and even some body parts around. He saw the bathroom and headed right in he was thankful that the bathroom was clean. He then stripped down and had put the water on warm and stepped in. He was enjoying himself until he heard loud pounding on the door. He turned off the water and started drying off and he opened the bag and found his suit along with his shaver and other things. He put his bed clothes in the bag once he folded them and he stepped out of the bathroom. He saw that it was one of the twins which one he didn`t know. The twin was wearing a shirt that had happy bunny on it with a short gray jacket, with a black medium length skirt and was wearing black boots.
"Glad to see your out." She threw a weapon he didn`t even see carelessly onto the bed and walked out of the room. He followed her while taking his bag with him. They were heading back to the living room until they heard a manly scream knowing it was Harvey.
The twin had stopped and went to the door and yelled "Hurry up bro we don`t want to be late I got us reservations!"
Crane heard the door make unlocking noises and other things and he saw the joker in his suit with some fresh paint on with his hair and clothes slightly wet. He stepped out "See I`m already out". She rolled her eyes and grabbed keys to a car they all followed her. Crane was just about to ask her where is her sister until he saw she was watching something on Cartoonetwork. She grumbled and threw the remote which had hit the wall and was now stuck it looked.
"It`s not fair I want my old cartoons what happened to Freakazoid, Baby Looney Toons, Tiny Toons, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
The other twin rolled her eyes and sighed "Tiny Toons was on nick and so was animaniacs and Power Rangers was on Disney".
She looked at her sister and a knife was then thrown at her but she ducked in time.
She rose up and looked at her sister "Come on sis I want to eat before we hit the road."
The other twin is now all happy and jumps off the couch and she is wearing the same thing as her sister except that her mini jacket is black instead of gray. She got another set keys and they left guys heard the twins say not to screw up anything and not to touch the TV. When we made it to the garage we saw my car along with Harvey`s and Joker`s and we saw two cars that looks like it belongs in the Tokyo drift movie. The twins each went to the cars one twin went into a hot pink car that said sexy and the other went into the car that said naughty and was black they drove off. Harvey and Crane got stuck with the Joker and it seems that this weird family was having a race. Crane was so glad he didn`t eat anything turns out Joker can drive even crazier than last night. Every place they saw was a flashy blur of places, when we finally made it with each car banged up a bit the restaurant was at IHOP. Harvey and Crane were happy to be out of the car and ran to catch up with the twins. When they made it to the restaurant doors he asked the twins how Harvey was going to go out seeing as how he is. The girls just smiled saying that we shouldn`t worry and enjoy ourselves. We made it inside the restaurant and I held the door for a family and I notice it`s one of the crime families cousin. He smiles a thank you and I catch up to the others who have already been seated in a booth I sit with the twin wearing a black jacket and Harvey sits with the other one on her left and Joker is on her right.
When a server comes she looks at us and smiles and looked at the twins "Oh thank you two for that big large tip now I am able to get the apartment I wanted."
Both the twins smile "Hey you're our new friend and besides you're the only one we like."
The other twin nodded her head "She is right Stacy now how would you like to go with us on a vacation?"
She looked at the back looking at her boss "Hmm I don`t know I mean I still have to pack and move I mean I will be really busy and plus my boss actually wants me to work all my shifts."
"Oh come on we don`t want it to be an uneven number" the one on the left said while pouting and so did the other one.
She looked at the two and she then looked at Joker "I don`t want to intrude Mr. J on whatever you guys are doing."
Joker laughed really loud which made people look at them but the three ignored it. "Stacy you won`t intrude now come on and get us our food and eat with us we have to hit the road". Stacy looked at her boss and said fine took off her name tag and the little white sash that hides her tattoo and yelled for another server and they all ordered.
Some were eating the pancakes other were eating sausage or eggs. Joker was playing with the syrups by emptying them all on his pancakes and would pour the syrup on their pancakes and eggs for the twins.
Stacy had looked at her phone " You guys really do want to make it out early its eightish you guys don`t come here till nine or ten and you she pointed to Joker and you come near closing I thought something happened to you when you didn`t show."
Joker put a hand on his heart at least someone cares about me and then he jumped and was holding his foot. He looked at the twin across from him "What was that for!?"Then his other sister pinched him "Hey what is with the Joker abuse today!"
They both looked at him angrily you said at least someone cares about me we care. He half hugged the one close to him and kicked the other twin "Relax she is like friendly care your family care."They were b okay with that answer and they continued eating, once they were done The Joker had put down two hundred dollars and the twins put down also two hundred each and they all left. When they started walking out towards the cars Crane and Harvey saw the white van and saw the clown masks and wondered what`s going to happen next. They heard tapping of high heels they turned to see their waitress and she hugged the twins who froze instantly at the contact and the other twin stabbed her not too hard but for her to let go of them quickly.
"Thank you so much now I know why Stacy loves you guys you know what I'm also babysitter or whatever you need me to be."She said while jumping up and down. The twins laughed at her darkly and said "Oh please you're lucky we gave you that we were being generous and that it and don`t ever hug us or you`ll have to use that money to get fake arms and legs got it!" Her happiness was replaced by fear once again "yes Twins got it." They smiled and yelled great and they all turned to leave.
Stacy looked at Crane and the twin in the black Jacket and whispered "He`s a nice catch but he doesn`t seem your type of crazy."
The twin giggled and everyone looked at them but continued walking "He is not my boyfriend yet and two that is Jonathon Crane . Scarecrow."
Stacy rolled her eyes "Great so if you guys have kids then they will have multiple personality disorders and a weird cannibalism thing wonderful."
The twin looked at her and smiled "It is isn`t it and she laughed some more." They went in her car and Joker called everyone once they were in their cars.
"Ok everyone follow me and they followed him to a well known TV station. Once
the girls parked they looked at their brother weirdly "Hey bro what`s going on?"
The other girl asked the same question he just looked at him "Don`t worry we just are going to say a quick goodbye to Gotham before we go."The girls nodded their head okay we get it now and they followed him into the TV station. The goons were already there and had hostages Joker grabbed Stacy roughly and she looked at him frightened but he whispered something in her ear and she nodded her head and went to the camera. Crane just watched from afar and since Harvey decided to stay in the car he was alone.
"Hello Gotham I hope you liked that commercial now for more important matters." Joker shuffled threw the papers saying no and he threw all the stacks behind him. "Now Gotham I know you are watching me wondering what is it I am doing but you see me and all the other criminals are going on a little vacation." "Stacy show them who`s going on vacation" Stacy turned to see Crane who was in his suit looking down not paying attention then a shoe hit him in the chest and he looked at Joker angry "Come one Scarecrow say hello to the world" Stacy then turned back to Joker who was now with his sisters they were on the desk on their stomachs and Joker stood up and sat on the table Indian style.
Both the twins laid their head on his lap "Now I know what you're thinking but no they are my sisters this is Twin 1 and he pointed to the one on his left and Twin2, now Twin2 is not less than Twin 1 they are equal. Now before you start thinking naughty thoughts they are my sisters we don`t naughty things" The twins laughed and yelled incest. Joker patted their heads "Yes now with us going on vacation we need it I mean making this place my town I mean with no batman here it`s just boring so I will see you all later he waved bye and so did the twins and Stacy turned the camera off.
They all ran to the cars and left seeing the cop cars following them but they soon lost them and they were on the road.
There you go hope you like it and you should thank one special reviewer or else I wouldn`t have thought of writing another chapter so soon. I really hope you like it is four pages if I wrote another paragraph it would have been five. Now where do you think our gang should go I say Vegas and if you agree tell me what they should do if cops will track them,Will they meet fan girls; will it be like the hangover? Also wherever they end up I will need oc`s I might have to make some up but if you want to be one tell me your character, if they are girl ,boy, personality wise and if they will have fan girl moment and things like that. Email me if you want more than oneyou can limit is two once I'm done I'll give you the text and you tell me if I showed them correctly. Also they can have one night stands but I'm pretty sure if they do then there dead unless I can save them but it can`t be normal.