(A/N) WOOP DO YOU LOVE ME OR WHAT? 2 chapters in one day!
Disclaimer- hate them but has to be done
I dont own twilight sm does yada yada yada the end here is the story
ALICE POV
Omg i cant belive emmett has a turtle and that he has named it Freddy what a div.
Esme is gonna flip she hates having animals in the house coz it always ends badly. Ie. Death or vampire-ism.
*snigger* i cant wait till i see his face.
EMMETT POV
YESSSSSSSSS I HAVE A TURTLE! NAMED FREDDY !
We are gonna have so much fun together. . oooooh i am gonna get him his own private jet and i am gonna teach him to sing and he will be the new singing sensation! Oops nearly home better block my thoughts so edward cant give away my suprise i'm a barbie girl in a barbie wooorld life in plastic is fantastic you can brush my hair and undress me everywhere imagination life is your creation!
Time skip - in the house
"I'M HOME!" I SCREAMED *snigger* bellas here yesss
"LOOK WHAT I HAVE!" I said "ohhh its a little turtle" cooed bella "ouch" she cried *snigger* freddy had bit her nose lol
I think this is the start of a beautiful friend ship
Oto esme wants me to see a therapist and today was meant to be my firs appoint ment lol have you noticed that therapist split in 2 is the rapist lol scary
(A/N) sorry it's short i hav severe writers block lol!
R&R xxx luv JAZZY aLiCaT